Greetings earthlings. We come in peace. Or at least in pieces. This week our audio extravaganza is inexplicably divisive, as Matt and I brawl repeatedly over the sorts of things nobody should really brawl about (including, but not limited to varying opinions on breakfast cereals). This week we discuss fairy tales and garbage pails, a murdering wolf-kid trailer, the problems with John Carter‘s John Carter, the vile spawn of Tom Hanks, and poetry. All in all, it’s not a bad way to treat your ears. Listen up, and I’ll meet you on the other side with the trailers we discussed.
On Your Radar: Citadel
Feral children are the most horrifying things in the world. They combine my fear of children and, you know, werewolves. It’s a horror movie that isn’t exactly a horror movie, and those are my favorites. Get terrified below!
Netflix Roulette: Poolboy
This is real. This is a real thing. And we’re going to watch it. I would describe further, but I really think the trailer speaks for itself.
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