Time to trade in my/your dragon for a/the Year of the Snake. Thank you, Cool Stuff! (Tell ’em “MOJO sent me.” Always works for me!) Happy Chinessse New Year of the Sssnake, on thisss coming Sssunday. We’re transssiting from the myssstical, dynamic dragon to the more domessstic and mundane, yet ssstill asss (oopsss!) controversssial ssserpent. Sssnakes appear in nature from Gemini through Virgo — from June through Ssseptember. So let’sss jussst continue hibernating. We’ll have plenty of time to talk about it asss we ssslither through. Peace and love ssshall conquer all. There are no mistakesss…
k AQUARIUS (1.19-2.17) Okay. You’re rounding the corner in 2nd place, filling up the space and erasin’ all the tracin’. Finish up by Sunday morning. You are about to be born again while relishing the role of “Underdog.” It allows you more leeway amidst less expectation. You like surprising people, don’t you? You come on like lightning — you hit ’em quick and make ’em stick! You flash ’em — then trash em. Venus just entered Aquarius for most of February, so you can start being all about love and art. It’s more fun being in love than not. That, not even a contrary like you can argue with. Whoever argues with the truth plays the fool. Feel/be born again on Sunday!
l PISCES (2.18-3.19) Sleep late on Sunday and wait on commencing any schemes to keep a date to relate with your dreams ’til the Moon enters Pisces at 3:20 p.m., which starts a whirlwind relationship on Moonday morning at 8:00, with the Moon and Mercury in Pisces conjuncting/communicating/collaborating. It’s all about much-needed good vibes and good aspects ’til after sunset on Fat Tuesday. What can I say, but “laissez les bon temps rouler,” and use ’em before you lose ’em.
a ARIES (3.20-4.18) This week provides a/the new clue about/for the new you for/on your/the next April fool. Guess who’ll that’ll be?
b TAURUS (4.19-5.19) Well, how’s the unexpected, so far? Beats boredom, right? Try creating art without purpose. That way, expectation shan’t/can’t introduce any possibility of disappointment. The unexpected can now be invoked, and can grace you and your project(s) with (its) subtle magique. You’ll know what I mean after next Tuesday night’s dream. You can/expect to wake up on the 15th.
c GEMINI (5.20-6.19) Time to dream of whom you wanna be, and how you wish to be known to/throughout the rest of the/this world and eternity (Mercury in Pisces transiting your theoretical 10th House). In an ordered universe, you don’t just show up. You/we made a deal. Remember? Remember. Remember through your dreams of whom you want/wish to be…for real.
d CANCER (6.20-7.21) New Moon alert! It’s in the sign of the strange, the unusual, the bizarre, the occult, the unexpected, the result, the 3rd eye, the truth, and your individuality. Time to let your freak flag fly high!
e LEO (7.22-8.21) Hide. All the power belongs to your/any partners. See how they treat you now, and act accordingly — after/whenever you make your comeback.
f VIRGO (8.22-9.21) Either you’re about to become your own worst enemy, or your worst enemy is talkin’ trash and costin’ you cash! Talk to/through your dreams to/and find out who you really are/love. There’s less karma and more dharma in (y)our dreams.
g LIBRA (9.22-10.21) You’re easy… No, I’m not talking about that! I meant this/your little paragraph. You’re into/looking for a bizarre experience involving your love and/or love for self (Self?), the pleasure it brings, the creativity it sparks and your need to feel good about your/this “self.” There’s that word again. What a concept. What a mystery! Consciousness seeking its own understanding…?
h SCORPIO (10.22-11.20) Speaking of mystery; how is the most enigmatic of signs handling (pun intended — read on…) the winter? Keeping a low profile, hiding out at home, studying the occult, watching “Game of Thrones” and “Playboy” TV? How does the MOJO know? (I didn’t/won’t mention your porn addiction if you’ll give it a break.) There was something else…? Oh, well…
i SAGITTARIUS (11.21-12.20) Time to focus on your brothers and sisters; the people you know and the people who know you, the people who know your limits as you know theirs — your everyday world. Time to get honest (feedback) with (from) your tribe. I’m sure some of ’em are dying to tell you!
j CAPRICORN (12.21-1.18) Have you picked up the pieces yet? Get ready to be reborn again and again during these next 2 1/2 years, whether you like it (the concept) or not! I’ll help you through it. Unexpected money $hould $how up after $unday! Learn to throw just enough money at your problem$ ’til thi$ winter’$ over. Your due date for a/your new roommate is April 1st! How does the MOJO know…or is he just kidding?