Last week of Scorpio. Study the mysteries of life and death, sex and regeneration, magique and elimination — the realms of Scorpio. Scorpio, the sign that rules death, is not the last sign. This cycle placement in/of astrology would imply that death is not the/our end. “I’ll see you in the next one, and don’t be late,” from Sagittarian/Scorpio cusp voudou childe, Jimi Hendrix. “Fly on. Fly on.”
h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) Martians: Get close with your older Plutonian brothers and sisters. They have $omething for you. The payoff $hows up on the 27th. Now, with Mars in Virgo, get back to work! Plutonians: Your opportunity to help those who help you shows up late on Friday and Saturday. You’ll get paid back, from now ’til the morning of the 27th. This is your last surge. Use it before you lose it.
i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) All right! Time for the ideas, but not yet the expression. The New Moon Solar Eclipse is in your sign this Thanksgiving. Be reborn! Oh, oh! Mercury retrogrades in your sign on the same day! OMG! What are we going to do? Tune in to next week’s early issues to find any clues to cure your coming 50/50 blues. Here’s a clue: Sometimes a mistake can work for you.
j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) Hang on. You’ve only got another year of trying to keep everybody happy. Yes, it’s impossible, but somebody has to do it, right? Next Tuesday at lunch you can expect/get your reward/comeuppance as the Moon conjuncts your ruler, Saturn. Time will test your drive and don’t/won’t take no jive!
k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19) Hold on ’til the Full Moon in Gemini around dawn on December 10th. Wake up early and start for real on your next 6-or-7-year deal, ’til mid-May, 2018. What do you want to start within this time frame? Where do you want to be?
l PISCES (2.20-3.20) Momentum shift called for. At last you’ve got your fix on humanity. You know what’s going on, back to its roots. What are you going to do with these last 13/14 years of occult education and these next 14 of mystical maturation (Neptune in Pisces)? How does the MOJO know?
a ARIES (3.21-4.20) Ahhh… The simple life…(get to work!)…in these beautiful plains (Mars in Virgo ’til the 4th of July). (Work?) Yer lookin’ fer hot bodies, hot food (Mars in Virgo), and a bar where you can be rude, Dude. Maybe a nude Cancer dancer might/could have the answer? Catch/see ya at da club (Mickey’s?) (after work). Hey, does that get me a free drink (or lap dance)?
b TAURUS (4.21-5.20) Freedom to say what you want (Mercury conjunct your ruler Venus in Sagittarius). But, do we have to like it (Jupiter retrograde in Taurus ’til Christmas)? You’re ripe for a Big Bird misunderstanding on Turkey Day (when Mercury retrogrades)! We suffer more for/from what comes out of our mouths than from what goes into ’em. We’ll find out, won’t we? Gobble, gobble!
c GEMINI (5.21-6.21) Please read Taurus — except that Mercury is your ruler. The confusion is coming from your partners, while they feel/say it’s coming from you. Be philosophical about it (Mercury in Sagittarius), and please try to keep your sense of humor and/or your silence (maybe?).
d CANCER (6.22-7.22) Please read Taurus and Gemini. All this craziness needs a host of some kind. Hey, ya got any? It’s coming to you from your work and affecting your health! Watch out! Here comes the hawk! Brrrrrr… Your health? You’re lucky if it’s just a cold. Wash your hands. You don’t know where they’ve been…
e LEO (7.23-8.22) The Turkey Day craziness flows your way and you’re okay. Time for you to get out of your (4th) House and back into your element. On the 3 fire signs: Aries is the fire of spring. Leo is the golden glow, as signs of autumn start to show. The fire in Sagittarius is the human warmth that can/will carry us. Everything else lives and dies. Only the family survives.
f VIRGO (8.23-9.22) Everything’s going well at home ’til Thanksgiving. Mercury, your ruler, moves retrograde on the New Moon Solar Eclipse. So, I’d suggest that you eat your fill, but don’t spill the/your beans. I’ll report on any jalapeños (hot spots) next week, when once again we speak. Bon appétit!
g LIBRA (9.23-10.22) Please read Taurus. With you, the emphasis and troubles come with/from your brothers and sisters — your everyday world (3rd House). Mars in Virgo (your theoretical 12th House) can bring violence to be your undoing. The Moon’s square Saturn on the 27th. Either create some harmony for your elders, do some yoga, or pay off an old debt. Hey, you got that 50 bucks?