Grade = D

Jason Bourne still doesn't know all about his past...and still walks briskly... more

Jul 29, 2016 2:33 PM Film

The cult-classic TV show is now a movie...that will only appeal to said cult members. more

Jul 25, 2016 3:30 PM Film

An Austen adaptation that's a snoozefest, aside from two stinky performances... more

Jun 24, 2016 9:52 PM Film

A bloated, unneeded sequel that's more chaos than cheesy fun. more

Jun 24, 2016 4:59 PM Film

An allegedly creepy movie about a dull doll. more

Jan 23, 2016 10:13 PM Film

An impression of an impression of good sci-fi. For young people!!  more

Jan 22, 2016 8:42 PM Film

This is a bunch of crapus.  more

Dec 11, 2015 1:48 AM Film

Another coming-of-age dramedy about a sad, privileged white kid. more

Jul 3, 2015 7:41 PM Film

Because no one should see it, maybe it should be called Neverland. more

Jun 16, 2015 8:39 PM Film

If you have sex, a demon monster will haunt you. That's just science. more

Apr 17, 2015 12:51 AM Film

Dueling assassins bore in this rip-off of Tarantino, who is himself a notorious ripper-offer... more

Mar 20, 2015 6:39 PM Film

If this was humanity's last hope, give up. more

Mar 20, 2015 10:48 AM Film

Hey everybody, it's that one movie where Liam Neeson does the old man action thing...again... more

Mar 13, 2015 3:12 PM Film

This adaptation of Lois Lowry's beloved award-winning classic will be none of those things. more

Aug 15, 2014 5:52 PM Film

Corporate propaganda justfying emotional theft.  more

Jan 5, 2014 8:17 AM Film

A joke so played out it's like your friend who still does "Borat" impressions.  more

Oct 12, 2013 9:57 AM Film

Do you know how hard you have to try to be unfavorably compared to Men in Black? more

Jul 19, 2013 8:45 PM Film

Nothing more than a PR feature for superstars who didn't need it. more

Jun 14, 2013 2:34 AM Film

In Mother Russia, "hard" "dies" you!  more

Feb 16, 2013 2:00 AM Film

A costume drama that is more torture than adaptation. more

Dec 8, 2012 8:53 AM Film