Fancy meetin’ you here! I mean, it’s not particularly FANCY…there are no doilies or fine china or anything. Makes you wonder why that expression is usually said like a cowboy. Did cowboys really refer to things as “fancy?” Curious.
Anyhoodle, I am excited to get to these haikus because I heard a great haiku this weekend at a poetry slam about Malcolm X, Warren Buffet, and how Omaha must have some great sperm. Now I managed to get a discussion of cowboys saying “fancy” and sperm into the first post of the week. Tuesday is going to have a lot to live up to. Let’s do the numbers (and the haikus).
1.) True Grit – $15 million (Accuracy of prediction – 93.5%)
Off into sunset,
this picture will also ride
with a lot of cash!
2.) Little Fockers – $13 million (Accuracy of prediction – 95.5%)
Fock this dumb movie.
With it’s Focking one-note jokes.
And Fock Stiller too.
3.) Season of the Witch – $10 million (Accuracy of prediction – 90%)
Nic Cage may be weird
But at least he’s interesting.
So that’s something, right? 4.) Tron Legacy – $10 million (Accuracy of prediction – 90%)
Jeff Bridges kicks ass
Inside a video game,
And atop a horse!
5.) Black Swan – $8 million (Accuracy of prediction – 0%)
Why, Natalie, why?
Why ruin my predictions?
Oh, I can’t stay mad.
Overall accuracy of prediction – 74%
A meager total
But if Natalie’s happy,
then I am happy.
Okay, see you in a few for my daily news drop.Until then, follow me on Twitter or the Smurfs win.