This be the last week of Sagittarius the Archer, and the end of Fall for us all. Sagittarius is the ninth sign, ruling travel, philosophy, gambling, the wild life, generosity, feasting, fun, luck, the joys of running and athletics, the thighs, higher education, publishing, the musical key of A flat and compositions. Before Sagittarius is over I’d like to invite you to check out some of my Astromusical compositions this Saturday (Inshallah), from my soon-to-be-released CD (one sign at a time), The ZODIAC, via my website. I hope to play a few tunes from it at the Jazzwholes reunion at Slowdown this Saturday, Dec. 18. We’ll see, hopefully? Remember Mercury is retrograde until Dec. 30, and will conjunct the Full Moon lunar eclipse Solstice next Tuesday, Dec. 21. Wham! Bam! Thank you, Ma’am! Time to talk/be crazy! See you there? — SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) Uh-oh? Something you thought was over feels back, outta whack and not quite back on track — especially for those born this week. Careful how and what you speak. Here comes a backwards Mercury until the virtual New Year’s social peak. Be on a right brain vacation, for the rest of your world will seem to have no actual destination. Please try to relate succinctly, check the facts and figures twice, remember to forgive, keep your sense of humor, take care of at least one old debt and remember to forget. Ahhh, what was I talkin’ ’bout? Method, man … method. CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) One more week until it’ll seem it’s your turn to speak. Let’s take a premature peek? First the lunar eclipse has you howling at the Full Moon Tuesday, Dec. 21, at 2:22 a.m. on the Sagittarius/Capricorn cusp conjuncting a retrograding Mercury. Then the Moon enters your opposite sign of Cancer opposing Pluto, and later the Sun enters Capricorn at Sunset and you are born once again. Gear up for your official release Jan. 3-4, on the Capricorn New Moon Solar eclipse, when Jupiter is also conjunct the planet Uranus in late Pisces. Expect an unexpected visit from a relative and gue$$ what? It’$ time to grin. They’ve got the money they’ve owed since who-knows-when! Take care of any loose ends, until then. AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19) Finish up your last six years dream/journey/quest by March. Until then, don’t let anybody know. Well then, how does the MOJO? You are the Unexpected. Keep it like that. PISCES (2.20-3.20) Two more weeks of love, luck and the easy life. What did you learn from this last year of Jupiter, the planet of luck and expansion, transiting your sign? Use it after Jan. 1, and you can turn it into money over this coming 2011 transit of Jupiter through your theoretical 2nd House. Good luck! ARIES (3.21-4.20) Who’s gonna pay for all this ? You? Yeah, you, that’s who. Big surprise? ’Tis the season of surprises. More to follow. Mars is exalted transiting Capricorn until mid January. Your focus will be primarily economic. Someone’s got to pay for it all? Gather now so you can distribute then as you say goodbye to 2010. Read your year ahead in the Jan. 6 issue of The Reader , and elaborated soon at TAURUS (4.21-5.20) First take a look at yourself from across the pond of the Universe. What effect are you having? What do you look like to others — sisters. brothers and especially lovers? What kind of roommate are you? Who do you love, if not yourself first? Keep gathering such information until the second week in 2011, as a new philosophy is due to be born and Venus will enter op-ti-mystique Sagittarius. Until then love, partnership, sexuality and Scorpio will show you a vision of yourself. Look and learn. Write a book about it? The truth is the best foundation for all that is to follow? Take a loooong looook. GEMINI (5.21-6.21) You are the problem! It’s ALL your fault! Sound familiar? It’s hard being the scapegoat but it’s your turn in the barrel, Matey? But, ’tis the season? You could hide and minimize the damage? I knew that wouldn’t work. You also NEVER LISTEN! Sound familiar? Hey, it’s no use! Just lay way back and play one of Santa’s mischievous little elves. Have fun, pick up the pieces in 2011 and you’ll have a Happy New Year! CANCER (6.22-7.22) The next two Full Moons are in your sign! The first is next Tuesday, Dec. 21, on the cusp with Gemini — time to think about it? Take next Tuesday off. Astrologer’s orders. The next is Jan. 19. You’re in the middle. It’s your half birthday for a month. You shall be reborn after the Dec. 21 Full Moon regenerates (opposite Pluto) your energies (Mars opposition) for this lifetime (North Node opposition) with a view of past incarnations (Moon conjunct the South Node)? Should be crazy? Try for crazy cooool. LEO (7.23-8.22) Build your fire this last week of Sagittarius. Enjoy your children, your family and any source of your creativity. Make your economic move in two weeks. VIRGO (8.23-9.22) Please read Gemini. Your confusion shows up at your house. Merry Christmas! LIBRA (9.23-10.22) Take a look at yourself from your economic standing and point of view. Where do you place your highe$t value$? It’$ not ju$t money? How much will you pay for what? How far will you go? Who will you run over — to get over? Moral issues are the real key, that and how much you get by how pretty you can be. How does the MOJO know? SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) So you thought/think you were/are in love? Maybe it’s actually your true self-seeking release? Maybe you’ve got to learn to love yourself before you can honestly accept another’s love. Maybe you are in love with love? Maybe you are love? What’s higher than love?

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