Merry Christmas everybody, from one of Santa’s many helpers. I’d like to kiss each and every one of you (That’s how rumors start?) under the Psychic Mistletoe and see how far we can go? See ya soon for the next New Moon Solar eclipse Jan. 4, in Capricorn. Peace and Love Shall Conquer All. There are no mistakes. — CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) December Capricorns: Wow! Happy BIRTHDAY! Sun conjunct Mercury retrograde conjunct the Hunab Ku conjunct the Dragon’s Head — the North Node of this lifetime’s karma, in the sign ruled by Karma (Saturn). What kind of world do you see for yourself this lifetime? For Jan. 1-9 births: Wear red to get ahead and benefit from the lessons of harmony from traditions, the classics and “The Old Man.” Jan. 10-19: Enjoy and wait until 2011 to relate. Wake up your new self in 2011. You’ve got two good years coming up to create the harmony you seek in this lifetime. Study music. AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19) Winter is one long dream for you. Enjoy. We don’t accomplish during the dream. We prepare. Who do you want to be? What kind of fire do you wish to light for yourself (this Winter) and then for humankind (next Spring). You’ve got the next seven years facing you with your esoteric ruler, the planet Uranus, moving into Aries during Aries in three months. You’re just about to finish these last seven years of the planet Uranus being in wishful, blissful Pisces. No need to wake up yet … PISCES (2.20-3.20) Please read Aquarius. Your karmas are united. They need to dream, and you can help them. You need a dream that can manifest, and they will help you in return. A New Age, unusual, truth sayer, soothsayer, dragon slayer is on the way here. When you seek, first look about you … your everyday world. Your karma is an arm’s length away, depending on where you place your body. Your esoteric ruler, Neptune, has been in Aquarius for 14 years and will enter Pisces this coming spring for the next 14. Get ready to be touched by the Mystique — your dream come true. ARIES (3.21-4.20) The power is yours. The money’s right. The plan is good. Wait a week, until next we speak. You’ll be ready then. Party hearty. The power’s yours. Seek balance. I’ll offer you a guaranteed formula for success next week when once again we speak. You are the Power! TAURUS (4.21-5.20) Whatcha been doing since September? Do you remember? Almost done. Death, sex and some type of poverty are why we have the blues. What do you have left to lose? Why do we have to lose to understand and appreciate what it’s like to win? Your answer is in two weeks, my friend. That’s when the “Since September” blues should end. The pressure shreds as your new attitude/philosophy spreads Jan. 7-8. GEMINI (5.21-6.21) The confusion turns you inward. Of course not all of you can ride the Great Divide (the Zuvuya), that most of us try to hide. You know it’ s not the Power of Evil that makes one run in fright. It’s a lifting of the veil, growing closer to the light? Mercury retrograde is conjuncting the Galactic Center, the Mayan Hunab Ku at 26/27 degrees Sagittarius and returns direct around Jan. 9-10. If you are one of the Chosen, teach us what you’ve heard with your Holy Words. Please, I want to know. CANCER (6.22-7.22) You are in the Twilight Zone, the Outer Limits of a land unknown. It’s like late night TV reruns is all you’re being shown. In one month you’ll be shown how much you’ve grown. The next Full Moon, Jan. 19, is once again in your sign. Evolve privately until then, to give you time and a chance to unwind. It’s your half birthday, my friend. Where do you want to be six short Moons from now? LEO (7.23-8.22) Time to work on work and health while the rest of the world seeks wealth. Party this week and then recover with your lover. How does the MOJO know? VIRGO (8.23-9.22) Please read Gemini and next week I’ll have ’em read yours. You’ll find the Magique in your own home (town). Look around. Party at your house? LIBRA (9.23-10.22) Please read Taurus and next week I’ll have ’em read yours. You’ve got a hot month comin’ up. The harmony of your home center is the key to your serenity, security and continuity. Blessed be on all three, and Merry Christmas from Michael P. SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) Martians are already making money. Your brothers and sisters will be the key. Plutonians: You’re planning on making BIG MONEY. It’s almost ready. Give it a week or three. It’s meant to be. Your life’s work is beckoning thee. Listen up, be humble and prepare for success. SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) Go ahead and stay asleep for three or four more weeks. Wait until the sign of the unexpected (Aquarius, Jan. 20), that’s when your personal New Years starts. Until then, dream of yourself as a leader.

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