Happy New Year’s everyone! Thanks for another year of PLANET POWER . I promise my CD, The ZODIAC, will be released in 2011 through my Website one sign at a time, and next week I’ll prepare my year ahead article for your amusement and perusal in The Reader ’s Jan. 6 issue. When people party, I work. When people work, I party. I like it like that. Always have, always will. Thanks for the thrill. I love you all. See you next year, from the best dressed barefoot man you know, the Golden (Silver?) Troll of Rock ‘n’ Roll, MOJO PO(PE) — the High Holy Guru of Omaha Rock ‘n’ Roll Vou Dou. — MojoPoPlanetPower.com j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) How was last week? How does the MOJO know? What force forced you to renew, re-screw, review, redo, rescue and regenerate this lifetime’s karma before it’s too late and affecting your mate(s)? Your personal New Year’s New Moon, Solar eclipse is Tuesday, Jan. 4, at dawn, followed by a stream of good aspects minus a square with Saturn (sleep late) but finished off with an energizing lunar/Martian conjunction at dusk. Plant your seeds whether Spiritual or materialistic. Wednesday is beautiful and allows for blessed continuation. Unexpectedly everything works out Thursday. Harmony will be the key. Let’s learn to sing together. You are the DOER. AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19) Take this week off. For you, this coming week is best served in solitude. It’s all happening in your theoretical 12th House of the sub-conscious, which is best served amidst privacy. Warm yourself on the embers of your past, to be born again with the Chinese New Year, Feb. 2. Meditate in/on silence. Start now. You are the SILENCE. PISCES (2.20-3.20) Party next Tuesday. Love or art will be looking for thee. Wake up early or stay out late — or both! Wednesday’s cool, and Friday, Jan. 7, your dreams are due to come true, followed by a beautiful weekend! Start the New Year’s with your new dream. Wish happiness unto all humans on the way to wishing happiness unto all life. You have the power. You’ve always had it. (You’ve always known you had it. Don’t worry, I won’t tell.) As always, you are the DREAMER. ARIES (3.21-4.20) As usual you’re ahead of everybody. Business is good. Get your new plan together individually and then prepare to share it, if you dare it, with like-minded cohorts in mid January. You are the WARRIOR. TAURUS (4.21-5.20) Are you so in love with love that you cannot love your self? (This last statement has at least two interpretations. That’s a clue … ) If love has no meaning, life has no meaning. If life has no meaning it’s because love has had no meaning. Quietly center yourself. Touch the Earth. Create. Love is there, across the room/bar in a chair, the proof’s in your underwear, across the Earth, across the Universe. Find what your dreams are worth. You are our (MOTHER) EARTH. GEMINI (5.21-6.21) OK, still with us? Good, you made it. We made it. Now what to do with what this last three weeks of December has dealt us/you. There’s money in mistakes? Find it. You are the OPPORTUNIST. CANCER (6.22-7.22) Time to low profile for a while. Put any energy you can muster on your partners and/or partnerships, ’cause your ship just isn’t due, BooBoo. You are the SILENCE. LEO (7.23-8.22) For you, time for work, health and then underground. Read Cancer for your answer. There’s a lot of freedom in being underground. Everybody thinks you’re cool. You don’t have to say nothin’ with nothin’ to do. Just be cool … You are the FAMOUS! VIRGO (8.23-9.22) Now’s the time to make your move. Find the grooove and take offff smmoooothhh … like a Porsche convertible veering through the Malibu Hills listening to “Born to be Wild” at full volume. You license plate is CALIFORNIA DREAMING. Can I hitch a ride with you to the ROXY for New Year’s? LIBRA (9.23-10.22) It’s serious time for you — seriously beautiful. Here come$ the $ub$tance to make your mo$t beautiful dream$ come true. How wa$ you Chri$tma$? Two years from now … ? How does the MOJO know? You are the BEAUTIFUL. SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) Brothers and sisters are calling you on the astral telephone so you won’t feel alone. Could they use your help? It’s your karma and would please your Mama. Money always helps; favors and the proper gift will heal the rift. How does the MOJO know? He’s a Scorpio. You are the MYSTIQUE. SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) A strange kiss next week for or from a strange Miss, next Tuesday? Jesus, It’s either your sister or an Aquarian/Pisces friend of your sisters. How do you get all the people in CB together at the same time? You are the FAMILY REUNION.

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