Last week of Capricorn … stasis will be the matrix for the unexpected, unusual and bizarre — ruled by the planet Uranus, the esoteric ruler of our next sign in line, Aquarius. The Full Moon will be in the last degree of Cancer, next Wednesday, Jan. 19, at 3:21 p.m., on the last day of Capricorn. To 90 percent (base 10s) Winter is just one looong booooring Capricoooorn. After this week let’s transcend onto base 11 (Aquarius) to get to Heaven. Heavy Spiritual changes ahead. See you next week when once again we speak. Until then, check out your year ahead at CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) You’ve got two weeks to get it together to handle any weather, whether or not it’s cold or hot. I see you living in the paradise of the wise. I see you lying in the Sun toasting your honey-bun, a feast at least in the Hawaii of your mind. Feeling fine, your ruler Saturn resides exaltedly in mid-Libra, checking out the harmony — whether you’re there or shovelin’ snow here. Thanks for this week’s modeling, Alicia. Aloha alohi nui, my dear! Pan loves you! AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19) It’s BIG! It’s (royal) blue. It’s all over you. Your esoteric ruler (the planet Uranus) is conjuncting the planet of beneficence, optimism and luck, Jupiter — that BIG, blue, most beautiful “star” in the night sky view. Get lucky! Bet your favorite numbers. Your luckiest day is Jan. 19, in the afternoon, the Full Moon in the last degrees of Cancer. If you (can) fast until then, luck will be $earching for your an$wer. Time for you to bet! PISCES (2.20-3.20) Neptune is taking its sweet time to get through these last little degrees in Aquarius until Feb. 4, 2012. Last degrees of a transit are accentuating. Therefore study electricity, altruism, astrology, the occult, psychotherapy, UFOs, magique and anything that’s electric, eccentric, unusual or bizarre to thee. Search for THE TRUTH, it’ll be found scattered amongst the debris. Great time to get your chart done! Don’t you know any good astrologers? ARIES (3.21-4.20) You’re easy this week. No, I didn’t mean that — I meant astrologically, silly! You’re coming off a roll (there’s that word again). Saturday at sunset, your ruler Mars enters Aquarius after its Capricornian $tay, where it had it$ exalted way. Now, you’ve got to give it all away. Altruism will be the key to unlock a future that’ll suit cha. As humans, we have to work together to accomplish, and thus create, any worthwhile social deed. Do a good job, and maybe we’ll let you lead. TAURUS (4.21-5.20) Freedom. That’s what you’re seeking. That and your philosophical stand. That’s your foundation, the psychological basis for your personality; the root of your philosophy that guides/outlines your ego, your sense of self. Your adaptability will make you money if you ju$t $mile and remain optimi$tic. Dare it — then $hare it. GEMINI (5.21-6.21) If you got the holy word last week (Mercury conjunct the Hunab Ku), then channel it to us. Write a book so we can take a look. Mercury just entered serious, pragmatic, pedantic Capricorn until the New Moon in Aquarius Feb. 2-3. Meanwhile, back to business. “How we gonna pay for all this?” Ring a bell? Ding-dong! Money’s gone! How does the MOJO know? CANCER (6.22-7.22) Your highs are other’s lows, and vice versa. You’re at the low of your year; yet the Full Moon next Wednesday, Jan. 19, is in the last degree of your sign on the last day of Capricorn into the sign of the unexpected, Aquarius. Celebrate with a seafood dinner and keep an eye out for the unexpected in the realms of departed souls, insurance, sex (thought I’d slip that little tip in!), taxes and other people’s money (8th House). LEO (7.23-8.22) Uh-oh … Time for the people … One more week of the business as usual (Capricorn) and then some loud mouth, bible thumping, social humping, bar bumping, humpty dumptying Rebel from Hell (an Aquarian) is due to champion his or her cause amidst thunderous applause. The peoples’ applause ain’t gonna help your cause. Pay off time, Tony? VIRGO (8.23-9.22) Please read Gemini. It’s true for you too. There’s a Full Moon party next week (Wednesday, Jan. 19) and it’s got your name on it. Your 11th House is lit up by the Full Moon. You’ll be feelin’ it! Let’s party! Start now! LIBRA (9.23-10.22) Are you getting used to the new order of things? This last astrological month has set the standard, this next new two-year criterion. It all starts at home. If you are to be a musician in this lifetime, a seeker of the lessons of harmony, you’ll need a proper instrument to portray your emotional expression. After next week it’s time to try them all and find your favorite. SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) Communicate with your brothers and sisters, and find out (secretly) how you can be of real service to them. Don’t expect them to come up with what you expect they expect of what they can expect to expect from you? Yes, we are a week away from the unexpected. You can expect the unexpected. Charity unexpectedly begins at home. SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) The Full Moon next Wednesday, Jan. 19, looks good for thee. Let’s see … Jupiter, your ruler, is exalted in Cancer’s last degree. Your money House (8th) is lit up! And at 3:26 p.m. the Full Moon trines Jupiter. Good luck (Jupiter) from a female, your mom or a Cancer? Or is it you that helps them? You colors are white and blue, and your lucky number’s two.

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