Kung Hei Fat Choi! Happy Chinese New Year of the Cat, Feb. 3, falling (as the Chinese New Year always does) the day after the New Moon in Aquarius, which is at 8:31 p.m. Wednesday, Jan. 2, taking us from the wild, intractable, ferocious El Tigre to the domesticated, aloof, serene La Gata. Get the message? Time to take it home. Here kitty, kitty … — MojoPoPlanetPower.com AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19) It’s your turn to burn. Any sunshine is from your sign. You are the Water Bearer, the sharer of the electric light-blue hue of altruistic lightning/electricity hurled from the third eye (an “enlightened” pineal gland, the brain of the brain) toward deeper, scientifically relevant TRUTHS. Invention, intuition, enlightenment — these are the fruits for those who can see beyond the physical limitations of our first two eyes. Aquarius is the sign of the dreams we create in this 3D world we seem to share. Take care of the loose ends until the New Moon in your sign Wednesday, Feb. 2, and then wake up and make a move to prove it. We’ll discuss how next week, when once again we speak. PISCES (2.20-3.20) You are very, very sleeeeepy … Yawwwnnnn … It’s too early. Coffee? Nahh, a drink? Might help me think. I think … a drink! Ahhh, now I can think. When you wake up (next week), you’re a month away. From what, you say? ARIES (3.21-4.20) Mars is in Aquarius until Feb. 22. You will be tested for what you’ve learned up until then. Most of you Aries are too pragmatic to envision much of anything metaphysical, aren’t you? You will be tested. Mars conjuncts Neptune, corresponding to fire and water. The combination can nourish, when used to cook. It can purify, when used to bathe. Too much water puts out the flame. Too much fire evaporates the water. Now, please read Aquarius and become a Fire/Water Bearer for a month. TAURUS (4.21-5.20) Your time to embrace any Mayan truths will coincide with the Aquarius New Moon, Groundhog Day and the Chinese New Year Feb. 2-3, as your ruling planet Venus conjuncts the Hunab Ku, the Galactic Center of our Milky Way and source of the ultimate BIG DEAL (when it conjuncts the Sun around Dec. 23, 2012) we’re expecting less than two short years from now. Transcend until then, and then be born again next week, when once again we speak. — Kul Muti Ahau (my Mayan name) GEMINI (5.21-6.21) Take care of any personal loose ends and details this week. Wait until others show you either the way or the vocabulary for their next changes. Then you’ll know/see what part you’re meant to play/be. It’ll be strange, unexpected, exciting and deranged — all the things you love, right? How does the MOJO know? You’ve got an electrifying possibility to explore, from the Aquarius New Moon Feb. 2, until Valentine’s Day. CANCER (6.22-7.22) Clean up your post-seasonal celebration festivity clutter as the drunkards return, one by one, to drink and mutter. How does the MOJO know? Get me another beer and I’ll tell you. Clean up this week and be ready next … buuurrrp! Thanks. LEO (7.23-8.22) Uh-ohhh … better hide. Too much opposition. Put all assets in your partners’ accounts, on account of you ain’t got nothing that counts for nothing this next week … or three. Start by trusting me. This be the truth from Michael P. VIRGO (8.23-9.22) Your plans (Mercury) are in the realms of creativity, the pleasure creativity can bring and the many fruits of your creativity — which, of course, refers to whatever children (if any) you’ve accrued. Time to play? LIBRA (9.23-10.22) Please read Taurus. The Mayan magique (Venus conjunct the Hunab Ku), if any, hits you right at the beginning of February, in the realm of your brothers and sisters — your tribe amidst your everyday world of social interactions. You must be subtle in order to entertain subtle info. Is there anything within yourself trying to arouse your attention? That’s the seed of calamity for those who don’t LISTEN for the subtlety. SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) Transcendence begins at home. Use astrology and the like (the occult) to center yourself for this coming Year of the Cat. If you’re part of the Aquarian Age (and of course you are, or you wouldn’t be reading this, would you?), it’s time to reinforce your metaphysical base as your place in your social “reality” — who you are in your shamanic, brujo-like, Wiccanish, mystic persona. SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) Time to start something. Oops … somebody’s due — or ladies, should I say “overdue”? Wahhh, wahhh! Baby time? Get used to it. It’s your own personal spring. Spring into life! It’s okay. You’re always early. CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) Ready for the BIG CHANGE? It’s ready for you. You’ve got three short months until it’s time (April 3) for you to (seemingly) stand against the world. Think about it. Get ready, and we’ll talk about it some more next week, when once again we speak.

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