Happy October! Love is in the air (Libra is an “air” sign). Love is the way (I’ve got the proof brewin’ in me basement! I’ll show you someday). In the temple of Osiris, I’ve already learned that Hell is no longer being able to express love after having once tasted love. Therefore, what must be Heaven? Please answer me next week, when we both seek to speak once again of LOVE from above. ’Til then, my friend, let’s let Venus come between us…
g LIBRA (9.23-10.22) Save it all for October 15th; the Cazimi New Moon in your sign. Take care of the loose ends ’til then. Venus has just moved out of grandiose Leo into the sign of Mother Nature, Virgo, reminding us to enjoy our private (12th House) meditations during this Indian summer.
h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) Jesus, are you busy (you can take that in two ways). Mercury enters Scorpio on Friday morning. The North Node (the Dragon’s Head) opens a window of opportunity from now ’til Sunday — especially for those born around mid-November. Mars bucks out of Scorpio into Sagittarius late on Saturday night, just about the time you talk ’em into it (good luck!), as Saturn picks up the slack, whipping you all back into shape for these next 3 years. Do your yoga and/or hide the porn (Jesus is coming!).
i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) Your ruler Jupiter just retrograded in your opposite sign of Gemini ’til 2013. You’re due to find whom you do and whom you don’t, whom you will and whom you won’t — whom you can’t and whom you shan’t. You’re looking for info, not conclusions, during this coming time of wild illusions. You’re due to view what others really think of/see in you…
j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) Welcome your ruler Saturn into Scorpio for the next 3 years. Now that you’ve studied the value and beauty that harmony has to teach us (Saturn in Libra during the past 3 years), your next challenge/chore will be to apply what you’ve learned to the mysterious magique that is sex, life, death and regeneration; while Scorpio’s ruler Pluto transits your sign — a situation known as “mutual reception.” (Very good!)
k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19) Wha’cha gonna do next April Fool’s? You already figured it out last week? But it’s not yet your turn to speak? Remember to keep it and tweak it ’til December. Hey! Did you get your money yet? I’m hungry…?
l PISCES (2.20-3.20) Time to lighten up amidst the oceans of possible realities. So much of what you do is just boatin’ around in this aquarium of God’s… You’ve been floatin’ thus far. When’s it clear sailin’, and when’s it sailin’ toward a foggy illusion, high-tailin’? Hang onto your lifeboat (or your little dinghy) for your conclusion on Veteran’s Day (11/11), when Lord Neptune turns to you to “singy” and say “anything for a rhyme, any way, any time”!
a ARIES (3.21-4.20) Your ruler Mars enters Sagittarius late on Saturday, the 6th. Since August 23rd you’ve been power tripping, with Mars transiting Scorpio. ’Til mid-December you’ll have to remember that to pass any economic test, one has to gather before you invest. Time for you to expand, travel, study, learn — and then teach.
b TAURUS (4.21-5.20) Venus just moved into your 5th House, and it feeels real good! If you’re a man, there’s someone nice and attractive out there waiting for you to ask ’em to dance — and maybe make some romance! (Don’t worry; I won’t tell your wife.) If you’re a woman, it just feels sooo niiiiiiccce… Tell your man. Make/help him understand. Who’re you all wintering with?
c GEMINI (5.21-6.21) Mercury’s entering Scorpio hand-in-hand with Saturn. That’s something to think about for a long time… Perhaps (Gemini) sex (Scorpio) with someone older (Saturn)? (Now you know how my mind works!) I guess that even with twins, someone’s gotta be older, right? Hey, if we get us a deeevorce, are we still brother and sister?
d CANCER (6.22-7.22) What is the answer? Autumn initiates the season of the Moon. Your ruler, the emphasized Moon, is in your sign from around sunset on Saturday ’til dawn on Tuesday. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the Sun in Libra is transiting your 4th House (ruled by Cancer), so love(-’n’) at home is the answer! Isn’t it more fun being in love than not? Read Gemini for even more fun, then read Libra, and you’re done.
e LEO (7.23-8.22) Bye-bye love (Venus just left Leo), but what they taught ya coulda bought’cha that haughty yacht that you forgot. Apply what you’ve learned during this last month and turn it into gold by attending to the details (Virgo) yourself this time, instead of delegating to your minions, with all their own, varied, multiple opinions. The Moon’s in your sign from dawn on Tuesday the 9th, ’til when we speak next week. So looooong…
f VIRGO (8.23-9.22) Please read Gemini. Hey, don’t get mad at me! I almost forgot you this time… (I’m tired.) Hey, I’m kidding! How could I forget the lovely Kim, our model for Virgo and Libra? Thank you to ALL our beautiful Planet Power models for reminding us that once you/we see the beauty of Nature we begin to see, through Nature, the beauty that walks/exists all around us.