One more week of Virgo, and then it’s time for whatever harmony (Libra) you’ve accrued, want and deserve. After sunset on Saturday we experience another Cazimi New Moon — this time in Virgo, the sign of Mother Nature. Take a break and fill yourself with the power, love and wisdom that the natural world offers and affords us, before it’s once again time for us to hide inside.

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Your busy weekend starts early on Friday. Crybaby (Pisces?) alert all day, followed by a dinner/date with a rich $corpio or a $exy Capricorn jazzin’ you about something new, exciting and electrifying! Wake early on Saturday and do some freeform automatic writing about any subject under the Sun. Face west as the Sun sets an hour or so before it conjuncts the New Cazimi Moon in Virgo. Make a wish and see it happen!

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  You wake up dreaming as the Moon enters Libra on Sunday morning, followed by Mercury at 6:22 in the evening, followed by chaos at sunset as the Moon opposes retrograding Uranus in Aries. Sleep late and/or take Moonday off. Wake up early on Tuesday, meditate on your last 3 years and get ready to kiss Saturn goodbye in October. What have you learned, and now how can/will it make you money? You’ve got these next 3 years to find/figure it out.

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  How are the bad boys and girls of the zodiac? You can feel/reach right around the corner — it’s your season, and you don’t need a reason to start your pleasin’ and your teasin’! Playing solitaire too loooong with Looong Joooohn? You’ve gotta get a better grip on your onanistic tendencies. (Maybe this one is a “five-dency”?) Tell yourself that you’re “just warming up” for your coming season! Mars is in Scorpio ’til October 6th — if you need a reason.

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  Your reputation takes off on Saturday, just before sunset, with the Cazimi New Moon in your theoretical 10th House of fame and fortune. Use it before you lose it. Time to take care of the details of whom and/or what you want to be. With your ruler Jupiter square the Cazimi New Moon in your theoretical 7th House, a partner may suggest that your/such growth is too expansive or expensive. Offer to take ’em out for dinner. (Almost) Always works for me…

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  Ahhh…nostalgia. What a grip it has, as we grow older. Age makes voyeurs of us all. If only… One more month to achieve your balance, create the harmony you seek in/with the music that is your life, and discover who’s really your partner — and who’s not. The truth is that, after 50, you only have time for the people on your side. Nothing wrong with starting early on/with the truth, right?

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  Go to bed early on Saturday and dream about money. Go to bed early on Sunday to avoid any strife with your husband or your wife, your girl or your boy, your lover or your toy — your sorrow and/or your joy. Nighty-night…

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  It’ll groove ya — it’ll behoove ya — ta continue hiding for [at least] 2 more weeks before we/anybody speaks. It’ll prove a good move. If ya bet me, you’ll lose. I’m a profe$$ional. ’Til then, my friend. More booze, more booooze… More…? (…No more.) Hiccups! Hic-cup! Nighty-night… Naughty-naught… Nooogally boogally! Naga waga! Nighty-night… (Dream up/of somebody to pay the bills.) (If only those you work for would honor their contracts!)

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  The Cazimi New Moon in Virgo resides in your theoretical 6th House. Meditate concerning any details involving your gig — and how it might affect your health — around sunset, this Saturday. At sunset on Sunday watch out for a fight, as the Moon in Libra opposes the planet of the unusual, the unexpected and the bizarre, the planet Uranus, retrograding in early Aries — especially affecting those Aries who were born in March.

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  The BIGGER you pump yourself up to be (your ruler Venus is currently transiting Leo), the more work you’re going to have to do to put it all back together when your humility returns in October, as Venus slides into Virgo. Can we just love you — without giving up all our freedom and dignity? Well, can we?

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Take care of the all details while Mercury finishes its transit of picky, pragmatic Virgo on Sunday, around dinnertime, and slips into Libra — with all the possibilities of the harmony you’re seeking — in your theoretical 5th House of children, pleasure and creativity. With Jupiter in your sign ’til your next birthday, this is your year to expand. Take care of the details first.

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  The Cazimi New Moon in Virgo is on Saturday, after sunset. Meditate on the setting Sun, and then find out what your brothers and sisters are up to (3rd House). Time for you to get lucky, as it’s bound to be a magical night for you and…?

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  Please read Taurus. Sure, you have to love yourself before you can honestly accept love from another, but just don’t get so carried away! How does the MOJO know that there are no mistakes, and that peace and love shall conquer all? This be the truth, from MOJOPO.

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