Happy Full Moon in Virgo on the 8th. I figure one more light, white “dusting,” and the buds’ll be bustin’ back into springtime rhythm and rhyme. How does the MOJO — the golden troll of rock ’n’ roll, the best-dressed barefoot man you — know? Hey! Check out my new, updated website at MOJOPOPlanetPower.com!

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  What have you learned since February 13th, when Mercury entered Pisces? Mercury enters Aries on Friday morning. Time for the/a moneymaking idea! Next week, when Mercury retrogrades, you go back over what you forgot. In 2 weeks you’ll get a brilliant idea and turn it into cash around mid-April.

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  Done fighting with the neighbors yet? How does the MOJO know? Who’s more of a nitpicker — them or you? If you rely too much on your partners, they’ll turn against you, too — at least in your mind. Instead, prepare your “garden” for spring.

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  All right! Who you mendin’ yer broken heart wid this week? I can feel your heart beating across the astral waves. Boom! Boom! It’s the start of spring in your heart, no matter which way — whatever the weather has to say. -Miguel Jose. You give love — you get love. You don’t, you won’t. Te amo todos.

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Last week to get it together before your final disappearing act for this winter. Let me guess… Things didn’t turn out with “what’s-their-name.” You need a new car, a (new?) job and someone to play with — and not necessarily in that order. Must be spring, huh? It gets crazier soon…

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  Beware the Full Moon in picky, picky, picky Virgo early on March 8th, conjunct a retrograding Mars. Temper, temper, temper — and I’m not just talkin’ ’bout chou, Boo Boo. You’ve got to watch out for Virgos, Arians and the color red.

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  You’ve got one more thing to remember, one more lesson to learn; one more corner to turn. One more log to burn. It’s a loooong one, though (’til Thanksgiving). Almost done… The “blues” just keep on keepin’ on… It’s good for your soul.

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Good luck! Your half-birthday Full Moon turnaround is in your sign on March 8th, conjunct a receding, retrograding Mars! Watch out for fights, car wrecks, machinery malfunctions, Aries and weapons. On the 23rd, Mercury retrogrades back into late Pisces ’til mid-April, negatively affecting communications for those born around mid-September.

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  Last week of Venusian opposition. Venus moves into Taurus, your theoretical 5th House of children, entertainment and pleasure, on Moonday morning (the 5th), with Mercury conjuncting the planet Uranus in your 7th House of partnerships, in opposition to your Libra Sun and any other Libra planets. Wait a week for love… You score HEAVY next weekend, on the 9th, 10th and 11th.

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  There’s a fight looking for you at a party (Mars retrograde in your 11th House). Stay home this next week, ’til next we speak. You’re one short weekend away, says Miguel Jose. It’s building — and you know better than all of us how much better it feels when it’s forbidden, right? There’s a livin’, lovin’ Libra possibly lookin’ for some lovin’ and a good time, startin’ next weekend around the 9th.

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  You start feelin’ real good by next week, when once again we speak. Land, gardening, landscaping, earth, gold, money and acting funny! Get ready to fall in love! Too late, here it comes anyway — ready or not! Plant/sprout all of your seeds and deeds of love with all the love you’ve got.

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  A Taurus helps you through a Sagittarius — or vice versa. A Virgo tries to help, but it’s/they’re not going to work. They’re likely to recommend an Aries…that’s not going to work either. Go with the “lucky” Taurus.

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  Your Holy Day is Moonday, March 5th. Lightning strikes from your dream space like an early morning phone call from your brother or sister. An Aries could be/see the key. Time to start something…and let it rain… Water bearer.

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