The new Aquarian-Age astrology is/will be ruled by the planet Uranus (yeah, I’ve heard that joke before). Traditional astrology, prior to the Uranian “discovery” in 1750, was ruled by Saturn, and was more of a study of chronology, helping to determine a more harmonious way of working through nature’s cycles. The new Uranian astrology is/will be believed to be a path — and tool — toward forming a more creative psychological outlook. The next 4 months afford opportunities for some of the best usage of astrological info; from Scorpio (the sign ruling enchantment and the mysteries of life and death), through Aquarius (the sign ruling the unusual, the unexpected, the eccentric, the bizarre and any occult advantage). I owe everything to my study, belief and usage of astrology, and am more than happy to share whatever information I can. Your first step is to get your astrological chart done — with an accurate birth time, if possible. Once one finds that they, themselves, are part of an ordered universe, that’s when the magique happens. That’s how I know that there are no mistakes, and that peace and love shall conquer all.


SCORPIO (10.22-11.20) I know it hurts, but keep it in your pants anyway for one more week, ’til next we speak. Don’t do anything you wouldn’t do in front of everyone. The truth is/will come out in a week, so make it a happy truth!

SAGITTARIUS (11.21-12.20) Jupiter is conjunct the star twins, Castor and Pollux. When stars twinkle at you they’re “talking” to ya — without words. Anyone who can talk to you without words is a Plutonian. Plutonians exhort you to become your best by constantly regenerating. Explore the night sky. Around 2:00 a.m., look toward the east and find the brightest “star” (the planet Jupiter), and see what the twins (right above your ruler, Jupiter) have to twinkle to ya.

CAPRICORN (12.21-1.18) Were there any survivors? You’ve got a week. You’ve got 2 months. You’ve got two years ’til the truth be known. You’re expanding exponentially — not linearly, as per usual — so you feel (on an occult level) way out of focus. (Now you know how I feel all the time.) Use it (like I do) to get a feel for — and an understanding of — the nebulous powers that guide us all, and expand/surf through the Zuvuya and touch the starzzzz…

AQUARIUS (1.19-2.17) Well, do you get the “Reader” at the asylum? I’m reminded of a character in the movie, “Cloud Atlas.” He was hitting up his brother, whom he had previously cuckolded (look it up), for a loan, so the brother agreed and offered him a room at a hotel for the night. He woke up to find that it was a sanitarium. Maybe things/opportunities(?) are not always as they seem…

PISCES (2.18-3.19) Jupiterians (your favorite color is royal blue): Please read Sagittarius. For you, the “twins” are twinkling info concerning other people’s/partner’s money, the goods of those who’ve departed, sexuality’s mysteries and new partnerships. Neptunians (your favorite color is purple): Hold on for one more week, ’til next we speak. Then, let’s talk about your next move… 

ARIES (3.20-4.18)  Your/any partner’$ money is me$$ed up! Wait a week. More information is forthcoming during this week, from/through your dreams. If you tape ’em when they occur, you can stay in the right brain. If you write them down, you transfer the information through the left brain, and may forget a bit in the translation. Now you know a bit of how the MOJO knows.

TAURUS (4.19-5.19) It’s low-down, it’s blue, it’s all over you — and it’s not over yet! You’ll get a small reprieve in 2 weeks (if you’re incarnating as a woman during this lifetime), for the Full Moon in Taurus on November 17th, your half-birthday. Everybody lies, and you’re about to find out the “whys” and the “whats” of what relative truth means for you. Maybe it means…watch out for the relatives? Somebody’s lying to you — ’cuz everybody lies. Ask ’em, and see if they/you can make a liar outta me…Michael P.

GEMINI (5.20-6.19) One more week of hell-at-work! But it’s much better than health issues, which are your other astrological option. Feels something like mental (Mercury retrograde) constipation (Saturn in Scorpio)… See, isn’t it better to slide through (no pun intended) a little trouble time at the gig? It’s all relative. Speaking of which, read Taurus, above.

CANCER (6.20-7.21) Hide out ’til Friday, and then unexpectedly (that means don’t tell every-/anyone!) break out — before you freak out! You’ve been holding your energy for 3 long weeks, and it’s seeking a release. Gathering, accumulation, pressure, release…pleasure. That’s the first thing you learned as an embryo in your mother’s womb, and it’s a continuous lesson throughout (your) life. How does the MOJO know? 

LEO (7.22-8.21) The magique man or woman in your life’s got it (all?) wrong. Might it not be their fault? Give ’em a week, and then let ’em speak. There’s more information coming your way. Watch out for the spray! —Miguel José. 

VIRGO (8.22-9.21) One more week for you in the zoo. They’re animals out there, and it’s feedin’ time! They are disguised as your relatives. A happy Thanksgiving coming up? Gobble, gobble…

LIBRA (9.22-10.21) “In a circle of magique, in a circle ’round the Sun, in a circle of love, when the Sun and Moon are one. With the planet of love ascending, forever risin’ to its zenith, in a circle never-ending, let Venus come between us…” Your money’s funny (Mercury retrograde in your theoretical 2nd House for one more week), but the potential’s there by January (Mercury conjunct Saturn). ’Til then, all we have is within a/the circle of love… I love you. Your turn…

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