This weekend the streets are oozing with lubrication. “In a Circle of Magique, in a Circle-round the Sun, in a circle of Love while the sun and moon are One / With the planet of Love ascending, forever rising to it’s Zenith / In a circle never ending, let Venus come between us / Let Venus … Let Venus … come between us.” That’s the Libra tune on the Zodiac album, which will be available soon for $13. Pre-order at — LIBRA (9.23-10.22) Create as much harmony as you charmingly can. In two short weeks, some redheaded fire-breathing, dynamic, dramatic, daring dragon is due to blaze across your sky. By Friday, Oct. 22, you’ll know why. Then it will be their turn to burn and your turn to learn. Kill ’em with kindness now and catch them off guard and unaware. Oct. 7 is a beautiful, Magique day for you and me and all of us. SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) You get a taste starting Friday, Oct. 8th! Venus is kissing Mars goodbye and heading back home. But first, love asks for one last date, all day Saturday and Sunday. With moon in Scorpio, trying Jupiter then the planet Uranus, it seems like one more seafood dinner. The money to pay for it comes in Wednesday, Oct. 13. Thank the “Old Man.” SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) You’re on an exotic vacation until December — at least in your mind? Oh well, it’s safer that way? It’s like the movie Total Recall. The only problem is you just can’t remember? CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) Get to bed early Tuesday, Oct. 12. Wednesday, Oct. 13 is all yours and you ought to wake up early and get as much of it as you can. Thursday’s yours until you wake up on Friday. For the next three months enjoy, regenerate, give it all away and be reborn on your birthday. AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19) Please read Sagittarius. You’re a week away. Your vacation is just around the next corner. Try to expand (Jupiter) by finishing what you start this December by your birthday. PISCES (2.20-3.20) It’s a different pond/world out there. BIG, exciting, electrifying. Make it for the good of all and you can be anything you want. Expand (Jupiter) through astrology (the planet Uranus) and the like. It’s electric light blue over royal blue for you. Keep an eye out for a clue. ARIES (3.21-4.20) That was fun … and now you’re back on your own while they return home. Time to take charge and focus on your own karma. Wait until Halloween to rejoin any social scene. Enjoy your independence. The next full moon, Oct. 22, is in your sign (and the last, Sept. 25, was too). You’re on your way back. TAURUS (4.21-5.20) You are all soooo beautiful. Where would we be without beauty? Beauty implies that life is beautiful? With beauty we have a chance. There are two paths available for you. One seeks your lost/past security. The red-aura-ed, golden other promotes adventure — the adventure of love/life, which is the pursuit of beauty. GEMINI (5.21-6.21) You’re right in the middle of it. As usual, nothing gets done without your adroit, succinct conversation. A good middleman or woman is invisible, and you’re right in the middle of the riddle. Use your sense of balance, design and art in all your relationships. Please read Relating by Liz Green. She’s perhaps the finest well-known astrologer in the world, plus a Jungian psychoanalyst, a very good writer and she’s beautiful. CANCER (6.22-7.22) You’re in love. It’s all so sweet, so sensitive, so soft. You could just cuddle for hours … all by yourself! You have to love yourself first before you can honestly accept anyone else’s love. That’s the lesson of onanism. Your Gemini friend offers to handle it. Their love is strong but what is it they desire? Please read the intro. LEO (7.23-8.22) Your dream partner is rising above the horizon. Its unique, its electrifying, its universal. You’ve got months, but take your time. I see a party at your house in a month might answer many of your social questions. Please read the intro. VIRGO (8.23-9.22) Your in there. You’re in there for the money. It’s your turn, its your due, its your whoopty-doo. Make it nice, make it neat, make it beautiful, make it sweet.

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