Happy May Day, or Beltane, which translates as the “Fire of God”! Take in the lessons of gardening, the beauty of nature and the humility that’s so essential for true love to manifest during our short little sojourns through this living space (Jupiter) and time (Saturn). Time for you to put your bare little feet on our Mother Earth to plant the seeds and accrue what (y)our deeds and dreams are worth. Here’s mine: I love you. MOJOPOPlanetPower.com

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  Use it before you lose it. This is your luckiest month in your luckiest year in twelve. You had a spin last weekend… Any luck? Try again on Mother’s Day, May 13th, when the setting Sun makes mad, passionate, brilliant love with the planet of luck, Jupiter. Use it by June 11th, when communication will be next year’s key to your economic security. ’Til then, use it before you lose it.

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  If you can’t lead, then find and align yourself with someone who can. It starts at a spring party, and then the truth follows you home on May 9th, as your ruler Mercury enters Taurus. Your “luck” is hidden in the recesses of your subconscious, in the right brain. Quiet meditation at home will be the key to unlock the mystery and see what thee can find. Start now… Work on the garden of the mind. AUM…

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  Your ruler, the Moon, is exalted in Taurus. The Moon is in your sign ’til around noon on Saturday. Use it. Write your dreams down on Thursday morning. You’re going to experience some unexpected static (from an Aries or Virgo) right after lunch, but the Sun will/should be shining through those clouds an hour later (around 2:30 p.m.). As the Sun sets, followed by Jupiter, you’re gonna need/find(?) somebody to love. How does the MOJO know that you should look for meaning?

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  Stay at home on Friday. Sleep late on Saturday morning, and then start to take over. You should/could/would will/thrill/for real get unexpectedly “lucky” on Saturday night. You’ll be the king/queen on Sunday, ’til the Sun sets on Monday.

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Your ruler Mercury resides in Aries in your 8th House; time to start your new, exciting, money-making idea. Jupiter in your theoretical 9th House will help — either through money for school or money/benefit from traveling. Venus is in your 10th House; your good looks carry you(r deal) through. Wear red (Mars).

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  You think your multiple loves are driving you crazy now (short trip, huh?); wait 3 weeks. I know that as a species, we’re not really monogamous (check the percentages), and it is spring (! [ever notice how priapic an exclamation point is?]), but how does one tell? From the feel of what’s real? When it all comes/slows down, it’s all about communication.

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  Time to keep a low profile. Study the fertile world of nature, gardening and landscaping, and apply what you(’ll) learn to the garden that is your mind. Put your power into your partners and your bare feet onto your 3-D partner — this bare Earth — and see/find what your dreams are worth. Dig it! Create your/a humble foundation and thus prepare your path to success in 6 short months (Halloween).

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  Your “garden” prospers/shines on Mother’s Day. Meditate on the setting Sun ’til then.

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  Two is your lucky number for 2 more months, ’til the harmony you seek starts to speak, once again. By the Full moon in July you’ll begin to realize why there are 2 kinds of fantasies: the ones you try and the ones you let slide/fly by. What’s your’s (really)? Can’t fool the/a MOJO! Come clean.

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  Back to normal, yet? You’ll know what I mean — “kinda normal.” Last month/weekend seeded your next 6 years and fears. (What came to mind?) Your color’s red, and I expect you’ll have to CHARGE LARGE to get ahead. If you have to ask, it’s time for your spring fast — so’s you can get right and travel light.

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  You are the spaciest crew ever, aboard your own, private Starship Enterprise. Captain Kirk’s always played the conceited jerk, but you’re the one who’s put Spock in shock! Bones prescribes for you to recoup in your homes for/with your jones, and place your phasers on stun so you don’t/won’t hurt anyone. Chekov is “checking off,” Captain. Uhura’s sure… Ahh, she fears that Neptune’s in Pisces for the next 13 years. Beam me up, Scotty. There’s no intelligent life here…

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  Mars is in Virgo. What do you know? Gardening lessons will keep you from guessin’ ’til the 4th of July, when you’ll know why. You’ll have to grow if you have/want to know. Could g(r)o(w) either way… That’s the truth, from Miguel Jose.

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