When it’s 1 step forward and 2 steps back, then maybe it’s time to reverse your field? The Full Moon in Pisces is conjunct Pisces’ ruler Neptune on Friday morning. When Neptune is involved, it becomes/remains indefinable. If you can define it, it’s not Neptune. Confused yet? You will be. This be truth, from Michael P. Trust me. There are no mistakes. Peace and love shall conquer all.


f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Fool Moon alert! Partners acting/going nuts! On Friday the 31st, at 8:58 a.m, Omax time, here come the crybabies! Wahhh, waahhh! The Full Moon in Pisces is conjunct Pisces’ mystical/hysterical ruler of the subconscious, lord of the waters and illusion, Neptune, as well as the asteroid Chiron, known as the “Wounded Healer.” (Picking up any crybaby references yet? You will.) The good news is that here comes your ruler Mercury to talk you through it during these next 2 weeks. It’ll be a good time to “write” your wrongs…

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  You’re behind, aren’t you? You’re almost to the finish line (October 5th?). They’re breathing down your neck, while you’re realizing that you’re fadin’ fast, exhausted… Sure, that Aries fling thing (Mars in Libra) fired you up for a little while, but all that’s left now is the hard grind (Saturn). Time (Virgo) to dig in and get to work. Harmony, in this world of humans (Libra), is to be achieved — not given.

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  Pay off old debts (one at a time), get ready for winter and do your yoga — whatever that means to you. Get ready for the coming 3-year Saturn transit of Scorpio. You’ve got the energy boost of a Martian transit ’til Mars hands the baton to Saturn during the 2nd week in October.

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  Are you outdoors right now? Do you wish you were? I am. Let’s share… I’m in my forest. You’re in the middle of the middle of the middle. Your ruler Jupiter is transiting Gemini, your opposite sign. The riddle will get more confusing in October when Jupiter retrogrades, so save your excuses ’til then. There always is/will be power in the middle — for an extremist! Ride your extreme dream cream machine — disguised as clouds —across my sky.

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  What have you learned during these last 3 years? You’ve got one more month to answer your/these fears; then all that’ll be left is a sound foundation for your next (re)creation (Saturn thru Scorpio). Does that sound right? Virgo’s a tough month. Picky, picky, picky! Never fails. Details, details, details! Stand on your head to achieve balance. The odds are 50/50!

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  Start the party now! You’re horny! You’ve been playing it smart. You been playing it right. But now, you’re playing it too tight! School starts, and the pragmatic go manic. Beat ’em to the punch! Show ’em just who is nuts! It’s now or never, ’til the holidays in late November. It’s the Fool Moon weekend!

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  Music, inspiration, dreaming, yoga, in-depth psychology, swimming, ceremonial bathing, incense, sleeping, seafood, the color purple, the number 9, rivers, lakes, pools and fools… Happy half-birthday! See what the subconscious universe has in store for you, as you gift yourself with the promise of who/where you want to play and/or where you don’t/won’t by your next birthday.

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  Girls! There are some hot-looking ($corpio$?) romancer$ with all the answer$ dancing your way, and you’re in the sway of what they have to sing and say as they swing and $way your night away — ’til the break of day. Olé! I fear that it’s just that time of year… Guys: It’s like fishing in a barrel of Pisces this Fool Moon weekend. Guppies galore! Plenty of piranha if you wanna, you suave dogs!

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  One more week to stay at home (Venus in Cancer)… Yeah, I can feel the coming Fool Moon (Pisces conjunct Neptune) this weekend somehow suggesting to you that a one-night drunk wouldn’t be sooo bad, would it? Then, what the hell — might as well make it the weekend? Maybe you’re gonna quit smoking this weekend? Well, maybe the next? That’s why it’s gonna be (called) a happy Fool Moon! You can only fool yourself…

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Emphasis shifts to the home center for these next 2 weeks. Search Sagittarius for clues. The Fool Moon on Friday “clouds” your reputation. Answering their/any accusations at this time will only further obfuscate the issues. Sometimes it’s best to just let the world think what it wants/may. They will anyway, won’t they? Your house/apartment/pad is your body. Your room is your mind. Now’s the time to clean ’em up and/to see what you can find.

d CANCER (6.22-7.22) Happy Blue Moon! Things will not be/seem as they appear, soon. Might as well have another beer ’til things clear… The Pisces Fool Moon conjunct Neptune takes place on Friday and affects all weeeekend — ’til Tuesday. See what I mean? Illusion, confusion, delusions, ghosts from the past, blurred visions, spiritual insights and inspirations, subtlety, the beauty of the “blues,” and some “medication” for the pain to keep you sane. I want/see you surfing these tears from heaven and dancing in the rain.

e LEO (7.23-8.22) Something smells funny with your money! Some nebulous, mystic con man/woman (Pisces?) is due to accrue something fishy from/for/through you. This Fool Moon in Pisces on Friday (and all the extended weeeeekend!) conjuncts Neptune, and is flooding your 2nd House of economy, morals and values. Surf’s up, Buttercup!

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