Philosophically, we are the Maya. Perhaps the Maya were an errant tribe of Egyptians, if we consider having “divine” rulers and building pyramids as parallel cultural hallmarks. As an adopted member of Egyptian aristocracy, Moses (the Arian-Age avatar) would have been allowed access to the Egyptian mysteries. He would take that info and incorporate it into the Hebrew mysteries (such as the Zohar and the Qabalah), where it ultimately worked its way into our modern Judeo-Christian “His precious blood” cult ethic, perhaps presenting us with a Mayan human sacrifice parallel? Ring a bell, Pavlov? The two barriers confronting our modern psychological acceptance of the Maya would be their practice of human sacrifice and their image of Quetzalcoatl the Serpent as God the good (albeit possessed of wings to intimate transcendence), whereas, in our Adam-and-Eve-based culture, a serpent is/has been cast as the harbinger of the “Deva of evil.” Let’s meditate on December 23, 2012 as being simply a/the Mayan Long-Count New Year.

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  Prepare yourself for magique! Now, realize that magique can’t be available for everyone, for then it wouldn’t be magique. But for those with an open mind and a pure heart, magique can/may find a way. There was a Cazimi New Moon on the Cancer/Leo cusp last July 18th/19th. Anything happen? It happened for me. Well, here comes another Cazimi New Moon in Leo at 10:54 a.m. (Omaha time), next Friday, the 17th. Time to make a wish.

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  At last, you no longer are/become your own worst enemy. It’s no bed of roses (yet), but at least you have a chance to put it back together — with a possibility of it staying together. Your ruler Mercury is now direct in early Leo ’til September, when it turns to your best friend. Clean up your mess for the rest of August. Always do the work first.

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  Your ruler Venus just entered Cancer, and food’s the answer ’til August 6th. But what is it we truly seek when we eat? Security, satisfaction, pleasure, indulgence, true nutritional value (just kidding!), or a cure for boredom? Good luck! Last chance to fast before the annual, frantic fall food orgy takes over and sets up camp around your hips! Use it — or you’ll never lose it!

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  Let’s/we’ll see what scars — if any — your reputation has suffered. Let’s see… Everyone knows (or can astrologically guess) that you’re a pervert. You reek of an executive complex!!! You are the strongest — yet, the weakest — of all the signs. You invented over-the-top revenge. Did I mention that you’ll do anything to explore your sexual curiosity? Isn’t it about time you took your onanistic excesses in hand? I figured (fingered) you’d understand.

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  AUM… “God” is a verb. Creation — the art of being God — is evidently not yet complete. There’s more… And since we are said to be “made in Thine image,” we must mirror divine possibilities, right? That’s the best use of words — to define possibilities. You/we can be anything we can think/speak of — and more. What’s that got to do with astrology and the art of creation? Perhaps nothing. Perhaps everything… AUM…

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  Finish by October whatever you started 3 long, arduous years ago. Finish with dignity and class, and you’ll attain the harmony you seek. Then, of course, it’ll be time for you to be born again, as Saturn (your ruler and the planet ruling “time”) moves into Scorpio (your 11th House) on October 5th, for 2 1/2 years of regeneration through the lessons of fellowship and altruism.

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  Now, put it back together. You’ve got ’til September to remember that what worked against you can turn around and work for you. There are no mistakes when you do what you do for the experience. Now, look for where the opposition is coming from. Who does that make you think of?

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  Straighten out your work scene (Mercury direct in the 6th House). You(’ll) know what I mean. It’s a Leo or a lion of some kind trying to grind you to a halt, finding fault with your gestalt. As Neptune’s sons and daughters, you’re hiding underwater for the next 13 years, as Neptune surfs through your (Pisces’) worst fears. The next Full Moon is in your sign on August 31st. It’ll be a different world, for better or worse — a blessing or a curse.

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  Two more short, little weeks (while Mars finishes in Libra) to pretend (to an unsuspecting universe) that you’re a wishy-washy wussy. At lunchtime on August 23rd you get the word — or live it, if you’re the one to give it. Straighten out your boss and/or take over, Wussy!

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  It’s baby time in your mind. How does the MOJO know? That’s how God, in Her infinite wisdom, created them all to look so beautiful. Everything else lives and dies. Only the family survives. All women are beautiful. They are here to create beauty. Oh? Talk to God. See what She says…

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Thank God, that’s over. You’ve paid your brother/sister dues, and now you can refuse their next “kind” offer to empty your coffer. How does the MOJO know? Time to party hearty! Time for fun in the Sun on/with your honey bun, ’til you’re brown all around.

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  Food’s the answer — followed by sleepy time. But what is it that we truly seek when we eat? You’re getting very sleepy… You’re going to be as hungry as a lion on Moonday, the 13th. On the 14th, you’re going to hide and gobble to forget all your trouble. How does the MOJO know that you’re all going to donate a dollar to the website… Uuuh, chiuuuuu… Uuuuh…chiuuuu… Night-night…

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