Happy December. Mercury is retrograde ’til after the 13th. Try not to sign or commit to anything, and try to keep your sense of humor ’til after then. That’s my/our Zen ’til we meet again… Your friend, MOJOPO


i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  Philosophers, wanderers, panhandlers, world travelers, mysteries of the universe unravellers. Teachers, disseminators, composers, navigators, emancipators, ramblers, gamblers. Prophets and loss, oblivious to the cost. Walt Disney, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Bugs Bunny, Jane Fonda. Renew, research and review your past while holding onto your tongue ’til after Mercury retrograde’s last gasp is done, on December 13th. We suffer more from what comes out of our mouths than what goes into ’em. Listen/hear what I say — or learn the hard way…

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  Your conservative strength bears positive fruit — in time. Low profile for awhile. Yoga time. A month from now it’s your world. Meditate privately ’til then. Stand on your head for 5 minutes every day (and I will too) as your/our Zen. Let’s turn our worlds upside down and wait for the sound of “many waters.” (Is that Muddy’s brother? No, that was Otis Spann.)

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  The Full Moon on December 10th has you kicking it into gear. Ladies and gentlemen, warm your engines. HaaRRRuummmm… HaaRRRRRrrrmmmm… Wear your red (aura) to get ahead. Where do you want to dwell/delve and what can/do you expect on the first day of spring, 2012?

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  The Moon’s in Pisces ’til Saturday night. Use it before you lose it and “fall” asleep for the rest of the winter. Hey! I promise you! Isn’t it better to hop into a nice, fuzzy, already-warmed-up bed on an (brrrrrrrrrr) icy cold Nebraska night? And, of course, you know what happens to people who don’t/won’t keep their promises? People don’t/won’t keep their promises to you. Sleep tight.

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  On Sunday and Monday do your thing, and see what the Moon in your sign can/shall/will bring.

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)   Right now, your ruler Venus is conjuncting Pluto at 6 degrees Capricorn. That could imply a relationship with an older person (or someone born in early January) who regenerates your life — maybe a sexy Scorpio with lots of money? Now I’ve got your attention! Whoops, there it goes… What were we talkin’ ’bout? Oh yeah, attention. I know; you’re too poor to pay attention…

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Hide ’til the Full Moon in your sign on December 10th. A mouthy Sagittarian (are there any other kind?) “partner”/opponent is talkin’ trash ’bout chew, and it’s like their world…

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  The confusion is at your work and regards your health, your thighs, your highs, your lows, your freedom — and how the MOJO knows.

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  The confusion works for you — at least for the next 2 weeks. I gotta feelin’ you haven’t got your sleigh full of enough Christmas gear/cheer to play Santa again this year. (How does the MOJO know?) So, start now instead, with some good deeds for a friend. Maybe pay off some old debts — one at a time. Hey, that reminds me… You got that $50 of mine yet?

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Confusion comes from your home center, and they’ve got all the cards. You’ve got no way out. If you try to leave ’em alone, they’ll accuse you of deserting them in their “hour of need.” If you stick around, you’ll accrue the blame. It’s a loss/loss loop and you can’t win the game. You’ve got to break the pattern these next two weeks, or you’ll go insane. It’s/that’s your only way out.

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  Please read Taurus. With you, it’s your brothers and sisters — your everyday world. It’s money at/from home. Perhaps a cottage industry to get you through the recession on your own? The money rolls in around Christmas.

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  Lost, but not forgotten… You’re in the Twilight Zone, the outer limits of a land unknown. Don’t scream and shout. You chose the route. Here comes more money. That, hard work and regenerative yoga gets you through the winter — once again. Divinity must love mystics; She made so few of them. They are as rare as diamonds…

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