Welcome to/through the last Cazimi New Moon of 2012. “Cazimi” means “Heart of the Sun,” and refers to that part of a conjunction of/between the Sun and Moon where there is less than a 17 minute arc between the centers of the 2 planets. There have been 7 Cazimi New Moons in 2012. I’ve never heard of them before. I’ve watched and observed the phenomenon, and have benefited each and every time; on April 21st, June 19th, July 18th, August 17th, September 15th, October 15th and finally, December 13th (in Sagittarius). Check your 2012 calendar and see if you can observe any interconnections between those dates. That’s how we learn in both astrology and life; through retrospection…and here we are in the most retrospective phase of the year. And “they” (the unbelievers) say it’s not an ordered universe? Time to study the Maya…


i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  Boom! Still with us? This is the last full week in Sagittarius, and we all hope you’re having a REALLY good time in the rhythm and rhyme of your mind, in the season when you party beyond all reason. I’m not just teasin’! You are the most fun in the zodiac and we all just want to pay you back, ’cuz’ you’re the one who shows us that “If it’s not fun, it’s not done!” Happy birthday, Michael Haas! Let’s party on one more time! Happy birth -day/week/month/sign!

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  As a child of Saturn, you’re next in the zodiacal pattern (at dawn on 12/21). Saturn, as you now know, is in Scorpio ’til 2014, while the esoteric ruler of Scorpio (Pluto) is in Capricorn ’til 2024. That’s called “mutual reception,” and as you can tell by the sound, it’s a groooovy fit like a hand in a mitt, you sexxxy dogs. Both signs leave behind children of deep and abiding power; the kind we need in our/this most precious/perilous hour. Study Tantra, BIG MONEY, allure, silent communication, what you really want, desire, who you want to hire and who you want to fire, the power of economic confidence, hypnotism and mass communication — before they study you. Energy not channeled turns against you. Use your newfound emotional x-ray vision to make that/a BIG decision.

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  Is it that the pressure’s off, or is it that the pressure/pleasure’s (about to be) released/off? Launch date: April Fool’s! You know the rules — but what about the guidelines? From the sidelines, your biggest fans turn (in)to your harshest critics. They feel that you’ve personally offended them with your/any new artistic voice — ’til they’re lost in the shuffle and have to hustle back to the bustle of their choice. Uranus just moved direct at 4° Aries. Wait ’til spring to pick your berries.

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  Ahhhh… Pisces — the psychic mediums of the zodiac (I gotta song like dat). If only you had the energy to act on your premonitions… But then you’d be an Aries, for you see each sign solves what was lacking in the preceding sign. Isn’t it safer hiding high above it all in your little Shangri La, or deep in the oceans of (y)our subconscious? With Jupiter in Gemini, how about writing about it? Ahhhh…too scary? Yes, then you’d be open to criticism… Maybe you should just meditate on becoming your holiest self? Then you wouldn’t need to be an Aries all over again… And again, and again, and again…

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  The new color for you is electric light-blue. That can be taken in 2 ways. So can you. Get ready to venture back into your “psychic” realm. The planet of the strange, the unusual, the eccentric and the bizarre continues on its 8-year trek into the unknown (Where no Aries has gone before!) — and for most of you (90%), the unknowable. The now-direct planet Uranus transits Aries from spring, 2011 ’til spring, 2019. By then, you’ll (10 percent of you) know what I mean.

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  If you’re smart, you’ll start to move into a more spiritual domain/direction as Venus enters Sagittarius in the late night of date night, December 15th, and sojourns there until January 8th. (Better get it in early!) Your self-centered pleasure syndrome (while Venus was in Scorpio) won’t pass this next test. Get ready to “give it up for the people” in the same voice you used for your “Betty Ford recovery” rhetoric. I see another “poster child” gig coming up for you! How does the MOJO know?

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Your ruler Mercury just entered your opposite sign of Sagittarius ’til New Year’s. (“Where are/am you/I gonna get kissed on New Year’s?”) This opens up the door to criticism from your partners. Don’t be offended; “It’s for your own good.” Sure, you can’t be counted on, and your sense of truth wanders/wonders hither and yon… “Look, a butterfly!” But you’re just soooo cute they could’a jus’, maybe ought’a, should’a jus’ forgive me/you…maybe… Ya could’a?

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  All right! It’s that time of year. Time for you to batten down the hatches and load up on/for/with Christmas cheer! La, la, la, la, la… La, la, la, laaaaa…! The 13th marks the rebirth of your luck (in proportion to your generosity) at work and concerning your health. Here comes Venus to join your 6th House party luck! Somebody loves you — either at work or at the spa?

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  Let Christmas just take care of itself. You gear up for New Year’s!

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Mercury just entered your busy astrological 4th House. Time to shine, brighten up and be the homebody. Here come the relatives, and they’re hungry, critical and messy — just like you…

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  You’ve got 3 weeks to sow your wild oats, as we take hay from the horses and give it to the goats. We are in Sagittarius ’til Capricorn starts before dawn on the 21st. Capricorn’$ ruler $aturn i$ ju$t $tarting it$ tran$it through your money (2nd) Hou$e. You have a lot of 3rd House activity, so during some holiday chitchat a brother or sister may offer a free key to/for your philosophy that might just unlock the door to the/your store.

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  Here come$ the money, honey/$unny! How doe$ the MOJO know? Make it pretty!

Subscribe to The Reader Newsletter

Our awesome email newsletter briefing tells you everything you need to know about what’s going on in Omaha. Delivered to your inbox every day at 11:00am.

Become a Supporting Member

Subscribe to thereader.com and become a supporting member to keep locally owned news alive. We need to pay writers, so you can read even more. We won’t waste your time, our news will focus, as it always has, on the stories other media miss and a cultural community — from arts to foods to local independent business — that defines us. Please support your locally-owned news media by becoming a member today.

Leave a comment