Please enjoy the Full Moon Lunar Eclipse in Gemini on Saturday, the 10th. Please remember that Gemini’s ruler, Mercury, is still retrograde ’til after the 13th. Please remember that that doesn’t mean everything is gonna be fixed (hunky dory) by then. What it means is that from then on, you’ve got a chance to fix it.
i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) How many careers can you have? How far can you ramble? How many cards do you play ’til you finally unravel the gamble? Who do you love? Who does that make you think of? Are you still dreaming, or just scheming? Do you now know too much to let yourself be truly touched, or only touch yourself ’cuz you no longer can trust anybody else? And how does the MOJO know that “there are no mistakes,” and that peace and love shall conquer all? You make your breaks. You’ve one more “creazy” (that’s “crazy” plus “creative”) week and then, after the 13th, you’re going to have to nix it, fix it or write it down. Use it before you lose it. You’re outside the envelope with your name on it.
j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) Enjoy the music while you can, before the hip-hop hits the fan. Where you think you’ll be in February will take ’til after June’s New Moon to get into 1st gear, and should finish up around the 10th month of this next, new year.
k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19) Ladies and gentlemen! Start your engines! RRRRrrrmmmm… RRRRRrrrrmmmm… Time for you to slip it into gear. Wake up at the crack of dawn and face the rising Sun, as the Full Moon sets and your esoteric ruler, the planet Uranus, moves direct this Saturday, the 10th, at 0 degrees in Aries. Your new birth/rebirth is now possible, and will relate positively to your spring dreams, left over from last March’s thwarted schemes. RRRRrrrrmmmmm… RRRRrrrrrrmmmm…
l PISCES (2.20-3.20) BIG PARTY during this Saturnalia; the ancient Roman holiday where anything goes for those “extra” 5 days of the year which we now modernly translate as falling between Christmas (as the “proper” traditional celebration) and extending to the maximum debauchery you/we allow your/our selves on New Year’s Eve. Jupiter moves direct in Taurus (your theoretical 11th House) at dinnertime on Christmas Day. Bon appétit! And off you go! Happy Saturnalia! From MOJOPO!
a ARIES (3.21-4.20) Time for you to work on your gig and your health. Please read Aquarius, and invite ’em and other unusual, eccentric and/or bizarre, electric, New Age astrologers(?) over for some “brainstorming.” A leader without followers remains a hermit, and loses out socially. You’ve got ’til spring of 2019 to get your tribe together.
b TAURUS (4.21-5.20) Money this week. Friends the next. Then sex, sex, sex, money, and then more sex — in that order. Please read Aquarius, but wait ’til Chri$tma$ to $tart. Now, read Pisces and then Sagittarius, and we’ll see you next week, when once again we speak.
c GEMINI (5.21-6.21) It can’t be working for you. If your partner is against you, bide your time. They’ve got all the power. One way and/or the other, it’ll be over soon. I’ll tell you when. Hide ’til then. Keep your mouth shut (’til the last week in January) and save yourself more heartache.
d CANCER (6.22-7.22) The Full Moon on Saturday has you putting your foot in your mouth. I like your ideas on yoga, but you’re due to slip the lip that’ll sink your ship. This Saturday’s Full Moon Lunar Eclipse resides in your theoretical 12th House of self-undoing, with Mercury retrograde in mouthy, tell-it-like-it-is Sagittarius (in opposition to the Full Moon) in your 6th House of work and health. Time to shut up, low-profile and hang at the homestead.
e LEO (7.23-8.22) Sure, it works for you, but…? I’m talking about the confusion, but for how long? I hear you thinking, “If it feels good, do it!” What if it only feels good for one more week, and the results of/from your actions last forever? Please listen to me. I want you to try something. Do something nice for someone, without any thought of your own compensation, and see how it makes you feel…and get real.
f VIRGO (8.23-9.22) Please read Gemini — unless you just can’t stand any more bad news. In that case, please read Sagittarius instead, and then go to bed and tell me what your dreams said.
g LIBRA (9.23-10.22) Two more weeks to get your money, Honey, and one more year to hear the music of your life play clear, beyond your fear. Do your yoga. Start early (now) on your New Year’s resolution. That’$ your year-end $olution. Money come$ your way on Chri$tma$ Day, a$ Jupiter move$ direct in your 8th Hou$e.
h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) Your money’$ funny. I hope it’$ a joke, and you’re not broke(?). You, of all the signs, have the best shot and record at keeping money — or the lack of it — in its proper perspective. Mercury is retrograde in Sagittarius; your 2nd House of economy, finances and morals. Your financial philosophy is/will be tested. Rise above it. Transcendence is standing up on your toes. Ascension is then lifting your toes off the ground. And then, you’re free…