Happy Pisces! Check dese abs! Hey, anybody, how about a ride to the beach? Yeah, it does seem kinda out of reach. Surf’s up, Buttercup! Time to lobby for your hobby for one more Moon, and then spring can/shall follow soon. Happy Full Moon in Virgo on Moonday. How you gonna keep busy, Lizzie/Dizzy? Music, “Game of Thrones,” chess, the written story of your life (we’re all just dying for that!), TV (ad nauseum), your next 3-month affair, your spring fling, warming up for baseball or just plain old warming up? How about dreaming? What would you like to be/do this spring/year? Wait ’til April. There are no mistakes. Peace and love shall conquer all. From The Golden Troll of Rock ’n’ Roll…


l PISCES (2.18-3.19)  How does it feel; the under-the-surface dunking/drinking? Glub, glub, little fishies. Into the waters of life you go, once mo’. The Sun just conjuncted Neptune at 2° Pisces. (What happened last year at this time?) Thirteen more years for you to continue sailing across the Ocean of Devotion. What is it that you love? What came to mind? What are you trying to hide? We’re talking about the psychic depths of your psychology, the truth of your subconscious integration stemming from below the surface. That’s where you really live/are. Reality — what a concept! Which one? You love/live amidst the confusion… Glub, glub…

a ARIES (3.20-4.18)  Throughout last month you felt a strange compulsion… Electricity, excitement, the unexpected…and the forbidden? How does the MOJO know? Your buddies wouldn’t approve/understand — unless one of ’em just had a birthday. Don’t even think of making a move ’til mid-March, and then wait to play the April Fool (imbued with meaning?). We’re talkin’ about the next 6-year project here. (I sssee you baiting/hypnotizing ’em by ssshowing “weaknessssss”… —The Year of the Sssnake ssstrategy.)

b TAURUS (4.19-5.19)  If you were born in early May — expect delay. You’ll know why around the 4th of July. Fathers think they know it all, don’t they? Well, it is part of the job description, isn’t it? Saturn’s retrograde in your opposite sign for the next 4 months, affecting any planets you have in the first half of Taurus. The only way to placate Saturn is by paying off old debts (of all kinds), hard work, being in/on time and yoga. Stand on your head for 5 minutes a day ’til the firecrackers go off in your head! Then you’ll know what I said.

c GEMINI (5.20-6.19)  You’re in a perfect setup for a DUI (Mercury retrograde in Pisces in your 10th House — everybody’s gonna know about it!) The cops are out and about, and are wondering/curious about why you’re having such a good time. How does the MOJO know? Hang loose with the juice ’til St. Paddy’s Day. Faith and begorrah! What did I just say? (Pssst! There’s a Pisces leaking bad juju about you-you, adding a little twist on the Fool Moon on Moonday, the 25th.)

d CANCER (6.20-7.21)  Happy Full Moon in Virgo, opposite Neptune and the Sun in Pisces, on Moonday, the 25th, at 2:26 in the afternoon, Omax time. Fill your day with children. Let them teach you, for a change. All you have to do is listen… Everything else lives and dies. Only the family survives.

e LEO (7.22-8.21)  Look for a money deal coming in on a 3 (your lucky number!) week plan!

f VIRGO (8.22-9.21)  Happy half-birthday on Moonday — the Full Moon in your sign opposite Neptune in Pisces. An alterative may not take you where you want to go. Don’t expand. Venus just moved into opposition, testing/questioning your love. The 1st steps of diagnosis are always painful. You(’ll) always feel that you could have done better. That’s just your desire to express yourself as best you can. Could be a rough day ’til 9:00 p.m.

g LIBRA (9.22-10.21)  On the Full Moon Moonday, in your theoretical 12 House of self-undoing, Venus enters the 12th sign (Pisces) ’til spring! A month from now (mark your calendar), the day of days for you and your partner is from the Full Moon in Libra on March 27th to sunset on the day after. Dine for love!

h SCORPIO (10.22-11.20)  You invented food orgies, right? May I suggest the seafood menu for this coming month? Giant shrimp? Pomegranate/acai juice? Lobster bisque? Tilapia taco? Black Cherry Lambics? Jammin’ wid da salmon ’til the juice runs down your leg? Tried the trouser trout? Let it all hang out! Now, you tell me the best way to stay warm, out on the farm, during a Nebraska winter?

i SAGITTARIUS (11.21-12.20)  A Pisces/Neptunian is laying a bad rap on your career, trying to spoil your reputation on the Full Moon in Virgo on Moonday, the 25th. Give it 3 weeks (while Mercury’s retrograde in your 4th House. Pssst! Some little piggy could be squealin’ and dealin’ at/from your home from their phone?!) ’til you speak.

j CAPRICORN (12.21-1.18)  Saturn just moved retrograde, resonating from your 11th House of Scorpio for 4 Moons. You’ll be cruisin’ the party scene, lookin’ for dat one nightlight that’s green! You’re on the GO, and it’s startin’ to show as you’re lettin’ everybody know! “Can I live at your house?” Hey, banjo eyes! I see dat rise in your Levi’s! It’s startin’ to show. Dat’s how da MOJO know! To find out mo’, please read Scorpio, above — wid love!

k AQUARIUS (1.19-2.17)  Wow! What a trip! Everything that happened this last month kicks into gear on the day that you fear — April Fools’ Day! You’ve got a Moon to measure the extent of this/your next treasure. You see, sometimes so-called “mistakes” can work your way. This be the truth this week, from Miguel Jose.

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