Happy Full Moon in sunny Leo this next Tuesday, February 7th. Time to party with friends and expect the unexpected…
k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19) Love alert! Love alert! You’re a very hot week away. It starts with the Full Moon in fiery Leo on Tuesday, February 7th. The next day, the 8th, Venus moves into fiery Aries and conjuncts your esoteric ruler, the planet Uranus, on the evening of Thursday, the 9th, at 8:29, Omax time. Be careful on Friday ’til after noon, when a retrograde Mars (perhaps too much fire?) conjuncts the Moon. Discuss the long-term effects of any relationship at dinner on Friday, and see who deserves the game ball after your own private little 2-person Super Bowl Sunday. How does the MOJO know? Patriots: 37, Giants: 34. Your turn to score? Touchdown!
l PISCES (2.20-3.20) This last week of Venus in Pisces is a MOTHER! Venus conjuncts the planet Uranus (the unexpected) at 2 degrees Aries next Thursday, February 9th, while the Moon in Virgo (your opposite sign) conjuncts Mars in retrograde. Hide and dream ’til/about spring.
a ARIES (3.21-4.20) Delay ’til mid-April. ’Til then, it’s time for you to ponder your/any mistakes. Meditate now — act then. Trust me. Hit the rack early next Thursday (the 9th), and write down or record your dreams. Your patience is/will be tested during the Full Moon on the 7th. It’ll take awhile (’til summer) to fix it. Use your down time to take care of any — and all — the details.
b TAURUS (4.21-5.20) You’ve got a weak week to become your own worst, cursed enemy. The Full Moon in Leo on the 7th squares all your Taurean/Scorpion planets, proving to anyone still interested that you’re taking us all for granted. A king or queen without followers becomes/is a hermit. Always meditate before you act.
c GEMINI (5.21-6.21) You had a “far out” idea last week. Well, one out of 10 of you did, and half of those will mess it up. Let’s talk with that remaining 5%. Electricity, computers, astrology, occult philosophy, the unexpected, the color of neon-sky-baby-blue, lightning, revolution, altruism (look it up), the unexpected, the unusual and the bizarre will all be this week’s keys to unlock your mystery.
d CANCER (6.22-7.22) I see you warming your hands on an electric fire made from burning paper money. OPPD? In order to purchase firewood, one must first have money to burn, right? (Late night) TV may provide/be a/the key. Let’s watch it and see… Looks like it’s (time for) “Futurama” to me! “Good news, everyone!”
e LEO (7.23-8.22) Happy Full Moon in your sign on Tuesday, February 7th, at 3:54 in the afternoon (and later, opposite Mercury). Could go either way, couldn’t it? Either way, you’re starting your/the long road back (to power?). What does “love” mean to you? Finally, you’re quiet, like a “Lion (Lioness) in Winter.” Meow?
f VIRGO (8.23-9.22) Please read Gemini and ask them why. Now, please read Aries and give them the “berries.” One of them (Aries) is bound to slow you down. Wait ’til their birthday to turn it around. Study electricity and eccentricity.
g LIBRA (9.23-10.22) Saturn moves retrograde ’til summer on the morning of the Full Moon in Leo; Tuesday, February 7th. Hide at a party. That will confuse them… You’re already going over all your relationships (especially those that are past) already, aren’t you? How does the MOJO know? Yoga, whatever that means to thee, will (always) be the key. Stand on your head for 5 minutes a day, and so will Miguel Jose! I’m in!
h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) Please read Libra. Always good advice. This week, your problems are all in your un-upside-down head. Now, read Taurus.
i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) Time to plan. Time to think. Time to watch “Being There.” What does “being there” mean (to you)? What does it mean after you’ve watched the movie? Everyone has a different interpretation of that movie. It’s an example of the mirror of true art… Now, you’re ready.
j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) Please read Libra. The Full Moon is in your 8th House, the House of sexuality and other peoples’ money — 2 of your favorite subjects, right? How does the MOJO know that peace and love shall conquer all and that there are know (Dear editors: I wrote the word “know” on purpose to show off my amazing sense of “punistic” humor. Dig it! Dear readers: I always capitalize “Death” and “Astrology.” My editors don’t. Dear editors: Death likes/deserves respect! Astrology is/can be the key to my (and your) religion. I dare you not to capitalize ’em these last 2 times! Always show respect for another’s religion.) mistakes.