Happy 236th Birthday to the United States! With the Full Moon on July 3rd, it’s time to party hearty! I’ve been all over the world and I’ve found that everyone wants to live here in these United States. True, some of them want to wipe us out first (Amerindian karma?), but such are the fortunes of a warlike nation. It’s beautiful here in “the Land of the Free.” This is where the Aquarian Age shall/will be born. Here in these United States we are experiencing the meeting/gathering of the tribes. Eventually peace and love shall conquer all, since there are no mistakes. Time to have fun.


d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  What a weekend! You are either with the one (or 2? Venus just moved direct at the end of Gemini, in your theoretical 12th House of self-undoing.) you love, or wish you were? Every body looks GOOD! And you wonder; if you could, if he/she would? (You would!) Is your cup half full or half empty? Does an exclamation point resemble a priapism looking/shooting up or down? Depends on how optimistic you are — or aren’t! We’ll know soon. I hear/see/want you laughing at the Moon.

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  Well, Simba, it’s still a time for you to hide within your pride. You’re a month away. And you, Ms. Kitty Kat; you need a new hat! Time for you to go shopping — instead of bar hopping. Work on your trousseau, sayeth da MOJO. Your Fool Moon at 1:52 in the afternoon, on July 3rd, is in your 6th House of health and work. What have you been neglecting? Can you handle an unexpected inspecting?

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Aren’t you BIG timin’ it? It can work against you, but entertainment, somehow, works for you. There’s a message there…hidden somewhere. Get ready for Mercury to retrograde in your theoretical 12th House on July 14th. Get as much done as possible before then, and then succumb to a well-deserved vacation ’til August 8th; somewhere where you can make that move toward your country groove.

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  Venus is in dualistic Gemini for another month. There’s a clue or 2 coming from an April fool. Who were you thinking of right/back then? Back and forth, to and fro, goes the Way. The 7th day brings a return — or you’ve just been burned. The Full Moon in Capricorn on the afternoon of July 3rd will especially affect mid-September-born Librans. Capricorn’s ruler, Saturn, is finishing up a 3-year extended stay in late Libra ’til October, when it slips into Scorpio; when/where we can rock ’n’ roll and let Venus come between us.

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  Saturn’s coming slow and steady ¬¬— wondering if you’re ready? You chose to be a Scorpio for better or worse; a blessing or a curse. In on a whim — out in a hearse. Scorpios are/must always be ready for the “BIG ‘D’.” A Saturn transit is best placated by yoga! If you do your yoga — you win! Always meditate first, to open the hand of the mind to receive the highest gifts of Tantra. Let silence be your mantra.

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  You’re chasing money and love all month. Good luck! You’re in love with the thought of being in love. As soon as you want in — the next moment you’ll want out, right? How does the MOJO know that love’s like a dragon? You catch a glimpse, look aside, then look back and the dragon’s disappeared behind the clouds above. It’s your money ¬— or your love…

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  Three more months to finish the last 3 years. You’re overdue, Boo-Boo. Please read Scorpio for what you should already know. You’ve got to finish your meditation on relationship union. Read Liz Greene’s “Relating.” I am. One’s here to learn patience during a/this Capricorn incarnation.

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  Saturnians: Please read Capricorn. Uranians: Please read Aries. Your consciousness mantra is: cellular, mammalian, familial, tribal, regional, national, planetary, GALACTIC. Say/sing it 8 times, and then tell me what comes next…

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  Good guess! You Pisces just know it all, don’cha? I figured that your kind read ’em all, don’cha? How does the MOJO know that we are all just sooo honored to have you join us as the “ultimate sign” in our cosmic circle! And you, knowing it all, know that when it comes to a choice between duty and honor… Well, I’m sure you know it all, right? Ahhhh, humility, where is thy sting?

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  Wow! Mars finally made it through Virgo! You’ve been fighting the world just like King Kong since November 2011! Pick up the pieces and check out how and what you appear to be to your partners and the outside world in general ’til August 24th, as Mars transits your opposite sign of Libra (when/where you’ll be promoted), while Mars continues roaring/warring through the executive-complex-ridden sign of Scorpio, the 2nd most know-it-all sign of the zodiac.

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  Please read the first half of Libra. The Full Moon’s primitive beauty hits you through your theoretical 9th House of school and travel. School’s out! Time to hit the road and find your pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  In two short weeks, your ruler Mercury moves retrograde in Leo. This translates as communicative difficulties with higher-ups, brothers and sisters and your everyday world, in general. We’ll further discuss this next week, when once again we speak.

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