Hang loose. This is a questioning phase, not a time of — or for — manifesting. We are all going to be offered an opportunity to play the April Fool during this coming week. Stay cool and stay “asleep” for this one more week, ’til once again we speak. Hang loose…


a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  You’ll be offered the perfect opportunity to play the April Fool. Wait ’til after Wednesday, April 4th, to participate and/or initiate. Spring is officially here, but its message remains unclear until Mercury (communications) moves direct. Expect an unexpected preview, initiating these next 6 years, as the Sun conjuncts the planet of the unusual, the unexpected and the bizarre (Uranus), and casts its light onto yours. Altruism (look it up) will be the key — that and electricity.

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  On Saturday morning, the 24th, you get a “strange” idea. By dinnertime it’ll be on the “back burner,” as the Moon moves into your sign ’til Tuesday. At dinner on Sunday you’ll be offered an opportunity or idea on how you should/could expand, as the Moon conjuncts Jupiter to remind you that your luckiest birthday in 12 is one short month away. That’s when you or a Sagittarius can/will prophesize your future. Hope it’s one to suit ’cha. On this coming Moonday afternoon, at 2:26 p.m., the Moon conjuncts your ruler Venus. It’ll be time to let Venus come between us!

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Crazy yet? You bet! Please read Aries, above, and follow the timeline. An Aquarian (or an unusual person) wants to initiate a far-out, unusual idea for thee. This be the truth, from Michael P.

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  The New Moon initiating spring is/was on the 22nd. Please read Aries for clues, hang loose or sing da blues, and try not to become one of this year’s April Fools! Good luck!

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  Please read Aries to start. It’s the beginning of the season of the Sun, but hold on ’til April to get your business done. ’Til then, just have fun…

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Please read Gemini. With you, it’s crazy at work — and electricity may be the key. How does the MOJO know?

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  Look good and the BIG money $how$ up between $unday’$ and Moonday’$ afternoon$. It’s still the time for dreams, so wait 2 weeks to initiate your/any schemes.

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  With Mercury retrograde conjunct the planet Uranus in your 6th House, you’re prey to trouble in the workplace affecting your face (Aries). With Jupiter in opposition ’til summer, luck is/will not be with you. Humbly work it into place.

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  I know it’s crazy out there, but make a wish anyway on Sunday afternoon as you watch the moon set, along with Jupiter and Venus. That’s when you make your bet in your mind, but at this/that time just let it simmer on the back burner. Your dinner’ll be due for you on April 22.

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  Happy spring! You’re worrying too much, but when’s that gonna change? On April 20th? How does the MOJO know? He got the word from Dr. Strange? There’s no one stranger, right? Use this season of spring to meditate.

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  I’m sorry! Your karma is the craziest of the crazy. Hang in there. Low-profile (flash!) — unless somehow, somewhere you can come up with some way that you can unexpectedly turn it your way. Crazier stuff happens all the time. This time it’s your turn to burn. Welcome into the Aries berries now and for these next 6/7 years — as the planet Uranus initiates something new for you.

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  Back to normal? If only you knew what “normal” was… It’$ money time once again! Time to get your eagle to grin. We’re in Arie$, your 2nd Hou$e. You’ve got the idea$(?), but don’t start anything yet that May (a clue?) make you regret playing an April Fool.

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