In times of peace, love makes the world go ’round. In times of war, love can make it worthwhile, somehow. Love is the way — and I can/shall prove it. If one achieves the 4th (the heart) of the 7 chakras while on (y)our incarnate journey, you would be over halfway towards (y)our goal, wouldn’t you? Failure to take advantage of the opportunity for such chakra growth would be a waste of your/an/that achievement of such a level in/on your human sojourn. Love is the way. Everybody knows that Venus is our planet of love, right? (If not, you know it now…) Venus is exalted — in other words, finds its highest expression — in Pisces, which it is currently transiting with our Sun, ’til the Sun leaves at dawn on the 20th. Venus is tripping through Pisces along with Mars, Neptune, the aforementioned Sun, and a still-retrograding Mercury, along with the New Moon on the 11th, when Mars departs into Aries, making more room for love in this world. Love is the way. I can/shall prove it. I love you. Spread the word.

l PISCES (2.18-3.19)  Please read the intro. On the New Moon, on the 11th, you should be born again like never before! Keep it to yourself ’til after St. Paddy’s Day — when Mercury moves direct. After that, continue chasing Mars through the stars on your voyage toward the wealth of your highest self. It’s (almost) your turn. The odds are 50/50 — in your favor! Your co-ruler Jupiter rules both optimism and luck. The more optimistic you are, the more luck will try to find you. Open the door to/for your dreams. You are “the Feet.”

a ARIES (3.20-4.18)  One more little week to dream on/in the Ocean of Devotion (Pisces), and then it’s time to open up your spring/scheme/scene. You are “the Face,” and the great Director in the sky (guess who?) has you playing the fool; but this year it has meaning. A “mistake” can work for you. Just remember that there are no mistakes, and that peace and love shall conquer all.

b TAURUS (4.19-5.19)  You are “the voice,” and if you had your choice you’d choose to sing, ’cuz that’s your thing! You love music, and are all about the love that it can bring. Now, read the intro above; then give voice to your love. Go ahead and ask ’em, for you are the throat — and that’s all the MOJO wrote.

c GEMINI (5.20-6.19)  You are the hands, the arms, the lungs and the mental functions. You’re always on the run, chasin’ after fun. You’re the one of two. That’s you and one other — your sister and/or your brother. Somebody’s talkin’ bad juju ’bout you-you. You have one more season of “luck.” Use it before you lose it.

d CANCER (6.20-7.21)  The New Moon in Pisces is on Moonday, the 11th, at 2:51 p.m. — along with a stellium composed of the Sun, the retrograding Mercury, an exalted Venus, the departing Mars and Pisces’ co-ruler, Neptune. The New Moon will also be the good luck aspect we studied last year: the Cazimi Moon, active for half an hour before and half an hour after its new transit. Let’s see what it brings… Good luck! If you are “the stomach,” then food must be your answer… May I suggest the seafood, for a Cancer?

e LEO (7.22-8.21)  If the zodiacal wheel was a symphony (and it is/can be), then this week would be your crescendo. You are the Sun — the heart of the sky. You don’t/won’t need a reason why. Here comes your season not to be shy and to shine on everyone once again, like “dandy lions” sprinkling rays of your golden-haired pollen all over the swollen, fertile valleys/flowers of Mother Earth. Your sign rules children, pleasure and art (the children of the mind) — and what they’re worth.

f VIRGO (8.22-9.21)  Time for you to hide. Find power in the not-self. If your enemies have no targets, they’ll grow tired, bored and leave. Such is the way with/of children. You win by not showing up. Trust me on this… If you decide to trust me, then read the intro, for in truth, you are “the guts” of the mechanism.

g LIBRA (9.22-10.21)  You are “the hips” — the “cradle of love”! Right now, all your power/meditations should be focused on your theoretical 6th House issues of health, work and employment. (Time for a health checkup?) There’s some intrigue here and there, and your (suspected?) love life is at the bottom of the mystery. An unexpected flare-up is slated for the end of the month from your partnership (7th House) sector. Tune in next week…

h SCORPIO (10.22-11.20)  How could we ever forget that you’re “the genitals” and “the booty” — the seat of pleasure and the mysterious origin of life itself, plus the enigma of consciousness and death. AUM… We have all been here before. Nothing else makes any sense. How could anyone come through one time only and be expected to perceive it all? Be real! It’s (gotta be) a magical universe. I know it — and now you know it. AUM…

i SAGITTARIUS (11.21-12.20)  One more season to find the reason to love yourself through the eyes of someone else. Get ahead of the game and plan your “garden” now, during nature’s sprouting season. Get your hips in gear and start pulling up the rear. You(’ll) have to learn to love yourself before you can honestly accept anyone else’s love… (perhaps a masturbatory metaphor?) How deep can you go? No — I meant regarding the metaphor. Well, if you(’d) keep it to yourself…

j CAPRICORN (12.21-1.18)  How’s life with those know-it-all Scorpios? Jesus Christ! What a complex! They think that their golden aura is the Sun’s own ray, come down here on Earth to raise the entire mass of humanity’s consciousness one iota. God! What a selfless goal! They are wonderful! You’ve got 2 1/2 years left on your contract. Bathe with them in their waters (view) of life… Onto your knees, if you please? You lucky dogs! AAARRR! AAAARRR(!)rrrrrr… OOOOoooooo…

k AQUARIUS (1.19-2.17)  Money, money, crazy money… You don’t have an ankle to stand on… Who can you trust when you can’t trust anyone else, “fur show”? I’ll leave you with that little tidbit for 2 short weeks — by then, you’ll know. ’Til then, your friend, MOJOPO

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