This week, put it into fertile soil before the invisible, divisible, duality reality of Gemini; id est, the “breath of spring,” blows you/it away with wordplay. Time to communicate. I’ll start…

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20) Thus concludes your best week in your best month of your best year in 12. This weekend is a superlative time for following through on projects. Who needs sleep? Wait ’til Sunday at sunset to communicate your new (moneymaking?) ideas. Implement your dream on Moonday after 4:17 p.m. (Omax time), and don’t let it go for the rest of the week — ’til next we speak.

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Yes, you’re a BIG part of this BIG weekend’s doings (amidst the 1st of 2 Gemini New Moons) this Sunday evening. You know your friends can’t party without YOU, right? Who’s gonna be the gopher? You’re there — as a relater, a translator, a negotiator, an instigator, a “recapitulater” and a prestidigitator. Without your magic, it’s tragic. This weekend can create “creds” for your entire next year (Jupiter in Gemini), starting on your birthday.

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  Put up your party radar. Give it the whole weekend to see what you can find and what you want to be. There are some good-lookin’ soon-to-be-friends out there just lookin’ for you to partEEE! The New Moon, Jupiter and Mercury create a transiting stellium, partying like dogs and exploding into your 11th House of the unexpected!

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  This is the Year of the Dragon. The Oriental dragon relates to Leo. Dragons know what they want — and then go for and get it. After sunset on Sunday the winds of change (Gemini) rearrange and blow through your home on the range. Buffalos are the dragons of the plains. Give me a home where the buffalo roam…and I’ll show you a home that needs a lot of cleaning and fixing up!

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Please read Gemini and expand your career (10th House) for this coming year.

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  You’ve got 2 loves/lovers… (How does the MOJO know?) If you “decide” before the end of June, it would/will be too soon. I’d say that the money’s due to come your way on Moonday. Meditate on the Evening Star. That’s who you are! Let Venus come between us.

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  Relax and let the power flow through you — not “to” you. Be an empty temple. Pyramid your body and let the winds of change (Gemini) blow through one opening and out another. You’re in a boat afloat without a rudder. Remain invisible, like the wind. I’ll remind/tell you when to set your sail.

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  Wwwooo, wooooo! Party with the “hearties” ’til Sunday night, and then methinks it’ll be alright for “youse” to hang loose in your caboose. Your love interest is acting awfully strange, due to Venus starting to go retrograde in your opposite sign of Gemini ’til the end of June. Duality is the problem and/or the key; whatever that means to/for thee…

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  Hang in there ’til the last week in June. Hey, you’re supposed to rule patience, right? You know; the long haul? Have you done your yoga lately (whatever that means to you)? What’s your excuse this time? It’s raining, it’s too cold, it’s too hot, it’s too nice… How about (your) life is too short?

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  House renovation? How does the MOJO know (the New Moon in your 10th house?) that it’s an ordered universe and that there are no mistakes — if you do what you do for the experience. It’s all too beautiful for us to come through just one time. You all know what I’m saying. All is holy to the holy. All is divine to the divine. AUM…

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  Time to visit (with) your brothers and sisters, due to the New Moon in your 3rd House. They(’ll) have something to say to you, if you’ll just listen to your kissin’ cousin. You’ve been missin’ all the familiar buzzin’. Hey, Honeybee, everything else lives and dies. Only the family survivezzz in the hivezzz…

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  Quick fix? A fair Thursday. A hot midnight on Friday! Saturday at 1:30! Hide (your moneymaking plan) on Sunday. Two girls at 4:17 p.m. on Moonday, and then back to hiding for the rest of the week — ’til next we speak.

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