Ahhh… Gemini — the breath (air sign) of spring. In astrological mathematical parlance: Aries + Taurus = (the duality of) Gemini. Ahhh…the ability to perceive both sides of the truth — at the same time! Let’s have some fun! Time to talk, talk, talk, talk, talk — and eventually communicate? Me first…
c GEMINI (5.21-6.21) Did you feel the clarity on Thursday morning? It’s your world for a minute. Time to put your material concerns aside. Take a fresh breath… What’s important to YOU? Who are your brothers and sisters? First, communicate with them — and then accomplish. Wake up at dawn with the Sun on Sunday (your ruler Mercury conjunct the Sun) and be at one with the breath of spring. Spread your joy, your life and your love as Venus resides in Gemini ’til August 7th. By/on(?) the way, who do you love?
d CANCER (6.22-7.22) The Moon’s in Cancer ’til Friday, at around 5:00 p.m. You’ve got a month ’til your moneymaking idea takes root and bears you fruit. My guess is that you should prepare for/’til the Summer Solstice — the beginning of your season. Watch out! Sometimes you think too long and too hard. Keep it light.
e LEO (7.23-8.22) Here come all the “helpers” you can possibly imagine. Everywhere you look, you’ll see monkeys gibbering and jabbering, trying to curry your favor. Sounds/looks like Indian food on the “Planet of the Apes.”
f VIRGO (8.23-9.22) Please read Gemini. Your reputation is at stake — or should I say “reputations,” plural? I hear there are at least 2 stories/interpretations of every-/anything you say and/or do. How does the MOJO know that it’s time for you to weed through/out the garden of your mind to pick and choose. You win or lose depending on how/what you pick and choose.
g LIBRA (9.23-10.22) Okay. Venus is retrograde, transiting your theoretical 10th House ’til the end of June, and then it’ll be time (’til August) to redirect all the emotional turmoil that you accrue(d). Ahhh…sweet duality! Clue: June 5th, at lunch! How does/will the MOJO know? Tune in next week, ladies and gentlemen, and/to find out! Hiyo, Silverrrr! Awaaaay!
h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) All you can think about is sex… How does the MOJO know? (Maybe he’s a Scorpio?) Sure, it’s spring — and sure, everywhere you look, people are looking GOOD! And the Internet’s always there, in its nonjudgmental capacity, “butt” I can just see pornography getting its subtle, velvety-soft grip onto thee…and you end up all hollow/sunken -eyed and skinny, antisocial and nervous… Ah well, it’s spring!
i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) Wow! You’re on the cusp of change. Time for you to rearrange your “home on the range.” Compared to everyone else, you’ve got the money; now what are you going to do with it? That’s the question — or the beginning of the question! You’ve got a year of dialogue — first with yourself, and then with your partners, lovers and enemies — to find out who and what you are by seeing through others’ eyes. Get ready for a surprise…or 2?
j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) Remember how I’ve been counseling patience? Well, you’ve got just one more, short, tiny, little month… Fill it with inspirational music, the dance of relationship, dressing/looking nice — and whatever yoga you can muster, read about, watch on video, take a class to learn or find within your highest self. AUM…
k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19) House renovations complete? Yeah, me neither. Oh well, maybe next year…(a perfect example of “Omaha-itis”). It’s okay. Time for you to party. Create something worth sharing. Admit it — that’s your greatest pleasure, right? Now, where to have/put it? A party…at your house? Maybe if you fixed things up a little? Have your friends, brothers and sisters help you — and then pay ’em back with a celebration!
l PISCES (2.20-3.20) Watch out for any unusual, unique, eccentric Aquarians. They just want some selfless service on their pad (read Aquarius, above). The material world kicked your booty this past month(?), but it was all mostly in your head (Neptune in Pisces squared the New Moon, Jupiter and Mercury conjunction on the 20th). There are/will be 2 paths to your creative pleasure this coming year; one for “Pi” and one for “Sces.” Ahhh… The ability to swim/see both ways at once…
a ARIES (3.21-4.20) Back to work! The garden (of your mind?) needs tending! The fences around you need mending. The fruit of your mind needs sending. Write ’em a letter, and you’ll feel better. Express yourself while channeling your rage. Yes, this may be a…(fill in the blank with 25 words or less), but it all serves a higher purpose — if you’ll just will it. Always do the work first (’til the 4th of July).
b TAURUS (4.21-5.20) Wow! What a month! What a party! Where’s the money? Did you touch the Earth? Have you ever touched the Earth? If you don’t touch the Earth, then the Earth can’t/won’t touch you. Get naked and/to indulge in the primitive beauty. Keep an eye out. If it’s meant to happen, a pathway will/shall open unto thee. This be the truth, from Michael P.