Happy Full Moon in Scorpio late on Saturday night, which is Cinco de Mayo! We are halfway through Taurus (“I HAVE”), the sign of Mother Earth. Time to plant your seeds in fertile soil to find what your dreams are worth. As far as your life choices will allow you, engage in this seasonal dance with nature. Watch the movie “Being There,” and tell me what you think. Those are the lessons we all need and can learn from.


b TAURUS (4.21-5.20) “Fill yourself with desire and study illusion. Empty yourself of desire and explore the Great Mystery.” It happens to us all, eventually. Doesn’t it make sense to prepare for every eventuality — whenever and as soon as you possibly can? True, you’re here to study passion, feeling good and hopefully, love — all artfully promoted by/from your ruling planet Venus. For, you see, lust isn’t the problem. It’s a question of what you’re lusting after… You’ll find out on the Full Moon on Cinco de Mayo. Venido mi fiesta!

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Last week to communicate a/your new plan/idea/project. Time to $tart $omething. It’s already sprouting, and now needs to root in fertile soil. It’s time to get your hands dirty/earthy, $tarting next week in the field$ of your cho$en endeavor$. Get the me$$age? Next year marks your lucky, expensive, expansive year, starting in mid-June. It’ll prove to be your happiest birthday present from the universe!

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  Food is the answer; but what is it we/you truly seek? Maybe un pequeño mexicano for the Full Moon on Cinco de Mayo? We’ll “si”… Join me! Miguelito Mira Nubes.

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  This weekend it’s time for you to prove/be your own worst enemy. It’s all in your head, and should/will dissipate in a short week’s time. Try doing something for another without recompense. (Maybe) That will break the spell/loop… It works/worked for me. This be the truth, from Michael P.

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Please read Taurus — except that your ruler is Mercury, the planet ruling mentality and communication, so in your case all this social, emotional and psychological turmoil that we all have to go through is there/here to help/make us think. Last week of/for Mercury in Aries. Think ahead.

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  Get it done now, but be forewarned; our choice will/may prove just a guess, and not necessarily related to the truth. You’ve got a month to think about it. (It’s got forever to think about you!) It gets crazier soon. That’s why you’ve got to try to get it done now — even though…

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  Just a little reminder to remain humble, for balance. Yes, the Full Moon on May 5th is in your sign(!), but alas, that is also your yearly, solar low…(?) Although it is spring(!), and your lunar magnetism is due/going to bring the denizens out from their winter lairs this weekend to exercise/air out their lusts. Now please read Taurus, and party like the humble dog we all know and love (lust for? Oops! There you go again…)!

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  November-born Sagittarians are bombarded with impressions of this lifetime’s possessions. You’re about to find out why you’re here — or suffer for/from it. All of you could/should (I would!) bet the farm around May 13th, when Jupiter kisses the Sun and thus/then becomes the Morning Star. Oh, are you gonna tell the/that Scorpio what they mean to you, or are you just gonna let it smolder awhile?

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  What kind of party are you going to this weekend? Sexy. Sexy? Sexy! Take your pick, Slick. Party hearty ’til next Wednesday/Thursday, when it’ll be time to pay the piper. You’ve got less than 2 short months to hold your breath.

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  This weekend has you engaged in a tug of war between your status — especially at work (10th House) — versus your privacy (4th House). A sexual escapade is somehow involved… Oops! Did I say too much — or was I just hoping?

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  AUM… Welcome back from the starzzzz… Now, check out Taurus — only remember that Venus isn’t your ruler, but it is exalted (finds its highest expression) in Pisces, the sign of universal consciousness. With Neptune in your sign for the next 13 years, you have only one chance. Get as holy (wholly?) as possible. I’ll keep offering you cosmic know-it-alls a clue or 2 — e.g. (exempli gratia); to the holy, all is holy. To the divine, all is divine. AUM…

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  You’re workin’ on a project ’til the 4th of July. That’s when you’ll secure your personal independence and finally be prepared to look at yourself and see as others see… You are your work; that’s what you pride yourself on. Details are now the pennies that create the accumulated dollars of your/our economy.

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