Get as much done as you possibly can before the situation gets out of hand. Mercury moves retrograde in early Sagittarius for 3 weeks, starting at sunset on Election Day. The last time Mercury changed course around an election “was in 2000 (Bush vs. Gore), when Mercury went direct on the evening of Election Day, and it took 35 days before we knew who was the next president” (from “Llewellyn’s 2012 Daily Planetary Guide”). We’ll see, won’t we? Any system devised by humans will work if the people within it are conscientious. Let us all become more conscientious. There’s my vote. —MOJO POLL

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  Wham! Bam! Thank you, Ma’am! A healthy dose of pure, unadulterated sensuality and lust fills your street, driving its hot rod (license plate: LIBIDO) with you in the driver’s seat. Time to write about it? Mercury just entered Sagittarius, where it retrogrades on the 6th — Election (erection?) Day — before slipping back into Scorpio (was it good for you?) just 9 or so hours after the New Moon Solar Eclipse in Scorpio on November 13th, and then finally moving direct around sunset on Moonday, November 26th. If you just weren’t sooo busy (6 cylinders bangin’ away, down the street!), maybe you would/could write these dates down and/to adjust your timing belt…? I’ll tune you up as to when and how during these coming 3 weeks. Hey! First of all — use a partner next time!

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  Sagittarians (especially those born in November), watch out! Things may not be as they appear to seem… Mercury retrogrades on November 6th in early Sagittarius. Wait ’til mid-December to make a/any move. Your best use of this ensuing period would be for research and meditation rather than direct action. Trust me now. Thank me later.

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  Your ruler Saturn is in Scorpio, sextile Scorpio’s esoteric ruler Pluto in Capricorn, from now ’til mid-2013, highlighting the “mutual reception” aspect between these two powerful planets. Saturn rules maturity and your sense of EGO, and Pluto represents regeneration, death, rebirth, sex and the DNA level of cosmic understanding. It’ll be/seem worth it after you regenerate your concept of “worth.” Pluto also rules BIG MONEY. I see now I’ve got your attention! You’ll be checking out “Scorpio” for these next 3 years. Start now by reading Scorpio (above) to sample your new “flavor.”

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  Try not to start anything ’til mid-December, when your esoteric ruler — the planet Uranus — moves direct in early Aries. Some jive mouth starts a “rumour” (that’s a rumor concerning love; amour) at a party or gathering during these next 3 weeks, and if you deny it they won’t believe you. Stay esoterically silent and everyone can/will figure it out in time.

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  Jupiterians: You’re either moving soon, or expanding your present domain. Either way, you’ll have doubts and second thoughts. Perhaps next June? Neptunians: Another week or so, and then Neptune moves direct at your front gate. It’s crazy! You’ll be greeted by Chiron, the “Wounded Healer.” (Getting any psychic messages there, O psychic wonder?) It’s not the time to heal, but it is time to formulate the/your plan. Wait to be reborn.

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  You (some of you) are/will be available to/for some event full of psychic content on the 13th; the New Moon Solar Eclipse in esoteric, enigmatic, mysterioso Scorpio, as your ruler Mars conjuncts the Hunab Ku, our galactic center and the god of the Maya. With all the other psychic events you’re starting to observe all around you (the planet Uranus in Aries for another 6 years), you May (Hint!) be among the chosen… Study the Maya(n) for the/your new vocabulary.

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  Your ruler Venus is in the other Venusian-ruled sign of Libra for the rest of Scorpio, exciting your theoretical 6th House of work and health. Well first, go ahead and ask ’em and see who’d like to get together after work, and/or next, wear your best outfit to the spa. Some-buddy’s sweatin’/lookin’ for you… Time/try to find ’em(?).

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Time to hide — unless you like “craaaazy”! I’m talkin’ ’bout your partners and/at work; your two main, time-consuming hobbies. You’ve got 3 weeks coming where the best use of your time would be to be on vacation. Why? Because everybody else is/will be. If you can, believe even me… Yours truly, Michael P.

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  Wait to start your weekend ’til Saturday, when the Cancer Moon gets its sway/way, lasting ’til Moonday afternoon day. (P.S. It’s okay to think about sex all the time during Scorpio. How does the MOJO know?)

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  Time for you to hide at home and/to enjoy your time alone with the ones you love the most and/to become the perfect host.

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  The fertilizer’s about to hit the fan, and you’re not due to understand or get the fan back in hand ’til the “turkey” goes back to “workie” — after Thanksgiving, when you go back to make your living — on Moonday the 26th.

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  Venus abides in Libra ’til Thanksgiving, to aid you in your bidding. Heaven is on Earth to find what your dreams are worth. Lay low and/to experience the beauty and the afterglow of the dreams you’ve accomplished so far, in/on your solitary sojourn into what you are. First, you must find out who you are, before you share your lucky star. Learn to love your Self.

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