Happy 11/11/11! Maybe there are 11 steps to heaven. Happy Full Moon. Change is coming soon. Time to regenerate, before it’s too late. Who you gonna winter with? Who is it you want to kiss? You win or you lose, depending on how you choose… MOJOPO, the magique of the Blues.
h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) Happy Full Moon! Aren’t we having a good time? Money’s flowing ’cuz of your wit (Mercury) and good looks (Venus). Both planets are moving through your theoretical 2nd House of economy, finances and the root of both — morals. How much would it take for you to “sell out”? You/we are constantly being tested. If you pass your tests, 2 more weeks of bliss will be followed by the money you so richly deserve by/on Thank$giving. ’Til then, happy birthday!
i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) Keep talking (Mercury) and keep lookin’ good (Venus)! You’ve got ’em ’til Thanksgiving’s New Moon Solar Eclipse in your sign. Get it all done by then, and then be REBORN!
j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) Karma is your middle name. You are a child of karma in this incarnation. Yoga is your salvation. Fasting is your road to joy and lightness; your cosmic vacation. Time is your mentor. With your ruler Saturn currently ensconced in its sign of exaltation (Libra) ’til next October, you will/should seek to establish beauty of a lasting nature. Best of luck. During this coming year I shall help you in any way I can. Show us your lasting beauty. It’s your karma.
k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19) It’s rough starting over(?). Every breath you take is starting over. It’s the root of an answer to the/your question, “Why am I here?” You’re here to breathe in and thus live through your experiences. It’s acceptance of the requirements for existence in these mortal coils on this 3D plane. Knowing that thou art immortal (up ’til now), cherish each breath as though it were your last.
l PISCES (2.20-3.20) Neptunians, mystics and healers make your move during these next 13 years of your power. I’ll give you the formula for success next week, when once again we speak. We need you and your input, your art, your love and your enchantment. Your gentle, loving hands are sorely missed. Create the beauty that the immensity of your spirit requires. You are the oceans of emotions. You are the power of universal consciousness…
a ARIES (3.21-4.20) Time to get back to work, Showboat. Your good-looking face is gonna have to get back in the race with the rest of us minions, morons and hard-workin’, paycheck-to-paycheck losers. Welcome back into the human space. Whoops! You’d better get it done before we enter Aquarius. That’s 2 1/2 months of hard workin’ from now. Then, you’ll…? Then you’ll… We’ll talk then.
b TAURUS (4.21-5.20) Well, how was the view — looking at yourself through the eyes of others? Did they like what they saw? You know, when you look into a mirror all it shows you is one side; that part of you that’s scrutinizing. Who of us knows what we truly look like? Cute face? Personality? IQ? (Sorry, I’m being mean again.) Nice bod? Good lover? Oh well, 1 out of 5 ain’t bad… From Dr. Jive.
c GEMINI (5.21-6.21) Don’t you feeeeel gooood?! Your hands! Your art. Your love? All in Scorpio. Looking into love’s eyes and finding your true self? What a surprise! You’ve got 2 weeks of bliss with the one you love to kiss, and then… Expectations, new directions, questions, reservations and separate vacations?
d CANCER (6.22-7.22) The Full Moon in Taurus at 2:16 in the afternoon on Thursday, November 10, ain’t gonna end too soon for you ’n’ your folk. This ain’t no joke. It’s gonna last ’til next Wednesday afternoon, after the waning Moon leaves your sign — when you can begin to unwind. How do you think the MOJO knows “witch” way the wind blows?
e LEO (7.23-8.22) You’re about to become your own worst enemy. There’s a conflict looming on your horizon — your current home situation versus your career. “Witch” one do you hold dear? Right now (the Full Moon in Taurus), it’s not too clear. Maybe another beer?
f VIRGO (8.23-9.22) You’re dreaming of a vacation with the one you love; at least in your mind. Hand in hand we find you traipsing through exotic terrain, searching for erotic game. You’re on safari and you won’t be sorry for at least 2 weeks, when the turkey speaks. Gobble, gobble.
g LIBRA (9.23-10.22) Please read Virgo, above. Is that the one you love? How does the MOJO know? With a Virgo, watch your P’s and Q’s, sing ’em the blues, and pick up on their emotional clues while paying your emotional dues. Virgos, the children of Mother Nature, love to play 2nd banana. Remind them, if you wanna… Happy Fulllllllll MOOn!