Last week of Scorpio. Pretty crazy out there! Last week of Mercury retrograde in Scorpio — which is why it’s soooo craaaazy! The proof should show up on Saturday at 13 minutes before 10:00 a.m., when the Sun and retrograde Mercury conjunct, along with the North Node, which rules this lifetime’s karma. Hope I see you next week…?


h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  Your onanistic tendencies are getting out of hand — and getting the better of you. You’ve got to get a better grip on yourself. Sure, you’ve got to love yourself before you can truly accept another’s love. I understand that analogy, but lately it’s taking too much time from the art of your life! Channel your need for love and create an artistic interaction with/for your fellow human beings which will allow you to broadcast your worthiness for/into/onto an interactive, loving expression/response. Please, we need your art! It’s all in your hands — and how you use ’em.

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  You are entering a realm of doubt which may/could/should be unfounded, and is hopefully a temporary test of your depth and purpose. Let’s hope so… We’ll see after Thanksgiving who da turkey’s gonna be. Be aware and open to/for a clue from your dreams from last Tuesday/Wednesday, when the Moon conjuncted retrograding Mercury on the Scorpio/Sagittarius cusp, possibly offering you a perfect opportunity to become your own worst enemy. You’ll know on Saturday morning. Sometimes it’s best to do nothing, and no doubt this is one of ’em, right? Then you don’t/won’t need a reason to just sit back and enjoy your coming season. Happy Thanksgiving.

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  It’s your weekend! On Friday and Saturday the Moon’s in your sign, and you’ve never been so horny! How does the MOJO know? Is it all a test? We’ll see how you do, and whom you wake up with (or wanna wake up with) on Saturday morning… You’ve got this whole weekend to figure out who’s/where’s your strong end. Maybe a Scorpio has a/your clue?

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  The Moon is in your sign from Sunday morning ’til late Tuesday morning. Use this Sunday afternoon to latch onto THE PLAN you’re initiating next spring, followed by a/your meditation on the timing factor, the work and all the pragmatic responsibilities it can/will encompass. Your resolve comes when/while/after you wake up next Friday the 23rd. Have your notepad ready.

l PISCES (2.20-3.20) Who are you in your little dinghy, under a cloudless sky on an open sea? How do/would you spend your time? Bewailing your fate, complaining to GOD, idling, singing your new song, meditating, wondering about what went wrong in the past, worrying about your future, blaming every-/anyone else that doesn’t suit’cha, or enjoying each precious breath and the peace before life eventually casts you back onto shore? That’s how we/you find out who you are…

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  Ahhhh… The whole world is going N. U. T. Z. (Mercury retrograde), and now you get the reins? Your ruler Mars just entered Capricorn, the sign of its exaltation, ’til Christmas. Energy (Mars) finds its best expression through being channeled. Keep it to yourself, for now. Time to plan. Wait ’til after Thanksgiving — and guess what? The BIG money shows up, you get a shot at mass communication, and/or someone really sexxxy shows up — or all three(!) — as Mars conjuncts Pluto in Capricorn on November 27th.

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  Cool it. There’s too much opposition/confusion. Take this/some time off. Everyone else is…

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  I got some good news and some bad news for ya. The good news is that your partner is no longer out to lunch! The bad news is that now your boss is. “Who’s that knocking on the door? Who’s dat ringin’ on da phone? It’s jus’ da blues, wonderin’ if you’re home all alone…” —by MOJOPO, as an intro to “Life’s One-Act Play,” by Chris Youlden of Savoy Brown. (Hear it at the Barley Street at midnight on Moonday, played by Blue Buddha.) Low-profile, ’cuz “it’s all your fault.” Sound familiar?

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex! Is that all you ever think about? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes — once your/our belly’s full. Ah, yes. Thanksgiving should bring you around… Around an extra 10 pounds! Gotcha! “Candy’s dandy, but sex don’t rot your teeth.” —grade school playground wisdom.

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  Please read Cancer for the/your answer. Retrograde Mercury conjuncts the Sun on Saturday morning at 9:47 in your 4th House of Scorpio. Saturn, that horny old goat, is hangin’ and bangin’ in your same theoretical 4th House for these next 3 horny, regenerating, cosmic, occult-imbued/infused years. Scared — or just horny? Hey! What’s an exclamation point(!) remind you of? Need I say more? Gotcha!

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Hide. Read Scorpio. Hide some more. Enjoy your friends. Enjoy Thanksgiving — then, after dinner, hide some more. They’ll all be here when you psychically get back on Moonday morning, November 26th — when they’ll start to listen, for a change. (That statement can be taken 2 ways — just like you.)

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  Why is the forbidden sooo much more exciting/inviting? Tell me after Thanksgivin’ all about your recent livin’, lovin’ and leavin’. How does the MOJO know? Well, Venus is visiting your Venus-ruled sign of Libra from just before the Full Moon in Venus-ruled Taurus on October 29th ’til the day before Thanksgiving. Tell me, was it a November to remember? Let Venus come between us. Gobble, gobble!

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