Observe. Last winter lasted ’til June, and now here we are with Indian Summer ’til November. Six months balanced perfectly. It’s twilight on the beach. Ever seen the “green flash”? I have. Surf the Zuvuya. Next year is the Year of the Dragon, the Mayan rebirth, when the Earth is reborn within the Hunab Ku, which is the GOD of the Maya, the “Mother of All” — the galactic center of our Milky Way. Here come the Maya.


h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  The fire$ of thi$, your most recent October, create ember$ for you to remember — for all of November/December. Make $ome art from the heart of what you’ve just $een, to paint $omebody el$e’$ dream. Make enough money with what you’ve ju$t learnt to la$t ’til all of winter’s fire$ are burnt. (Well then, let’s see what you can rhyme with “learnt”?)

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  Now into your sign continues Mercury’s and Venus’s divine romance, their little dance amongst the stars; but here comes Mars, in a square that starts on the 10th, on the Full moon in Taurus. It’ll be time to get thee hence to work with a jerk (A Martian? An Aries? For the perks?) that’s gonna jive ya or drive ya ta work. It’ll be good for ya. They’ll getcha back into shape.

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  Study Pluto. She’s gonna kiss you, somewhere, somehow, in the here and now. Yeah, she’s a girl. She’s the fiery essence of yin. She’s our Medusa, the Kundalini Dakini, the main producer, the Hawaiian Pali, the Divine Kali — and this be the Kali Yuga. That’s why the power of the subconscious feminine rules…or the pursuit thereof. Peace and love. Had any lately?

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  You’ve made a mistake. How does the MOJO know? You’ll be “forgiven” some day, right? It’s not who you know, it’s who you…? But that day’s a month away. But who can say? I’m guessin’ December 10th. Thus say Miguel Jose. Hmmm… Let’s check the Moon. Whoops! Gemini? Could go either way…

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  Last week in the barrel, Matey! You’ve learned all you can about humanity, and now it’s time for you to check out other climes, times, crimes and nursery rhymes. It’s all about your weekend!

a ARIES (3.21-4.20) “Back to work! You like to eat, don’t you? Well, how do you think it gets on the table?” Don’tcha just love your momma when she enters your conversations and she’s not even in the same room? Ahhh, parents…our first hypnotizers. Mars moves outta Leo and into Virgo on the Full Moon, on the 10th. Now, back to work. You know the rest…?

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  It’s your Full Moon. It’s your half birthday. Still, you’re not impressed, excited or (you fill it in; I’m as lazy as you are)… Just like last year, you’ve got to give it up to a “partner” and hope what that means. And I know you don’t know what that means… How does the MOJO know? It’s by being a “good roommate,” that’s how. I knew you wouldn’t know what that means…

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Hand-in-hand with many/any/your enemy in a foreign land. Maybe it’s hard to understand the new language because of ye olde baggage? Partner with a wild/native woman/man. They can help you understand. Hint: In astrology, your opposite often seems to be the enemy that you love to see.

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  Gear up for the Full Moon in Taurus on November 10th. Party at your house!? We’ll see, won’t we? Your part at/in the party revolves/resolves around November 14th and 15th. You’ll see… Yours truly, Michael P.

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  Regenerate your house through/with/because of a Scorpio, or the richest guy/girl you work with. The spotlight’s on your 10th House of fame and fortune next week, for the Full Moon on the 10th, whence once again we speak.

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Please read Gemini. Why? (Your favorite word, from what I’ve heard.) ’Cuz for you, that foreign land/word is risin’ from your own backyard. You become your own worst enemy when you try too hard, and your own worst critic when you get too hard wid it. Relax it into place. Ahhh… Yeahhh… That’s it, Baaabbbby!

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  Your realm is your everyday world, your creature comforts and your comfort foods. How does the MOJO know that that’s where you’ll find the love, the relationship and the communication that you need? It all starts and ends with communication. Now, it’s your turn to talk to me… Michael P.

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