“People always told him he’d never hit the Sun with a spear, yet he tried and he tried and he tried for ever so many a year. Now, nobody knows what happened, but everyone thinks it’s weird. The day the Sun exploded, the little boy disappeared. All I ever wanted said of me, when this life is done, is that all he ever wanted to be was be an apple for the Sun.” —my epitaph, written at the age of 12. Only now am I ready to start. Only now do I know my heart. “Cazimi” means “in the heart of the Sun.” Happy New Moon Solar Eclipse in Scorpio on the 13th, with Mars conjunct the Hunab Ku. Time to be born again.
h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) Get ready to be reborn, again. You wake up on Sunday morning dreaming of past loves and lives, of a picture you never painted or the novel you never quite found the time to write, wondering… One has to die before one can be reborn, right? Is it ever too late to tell/show someone you love them? I’d suggest that Moonday would be a good day to fast slowly as you meditate casually and recreate your unity in silence, powering up for the New Moon Solar Eclipse at 4:08 p.m. (Omaha time) on Tuesday the 13th; ushering up/in/on your next waaaaaavvvveee… Surf’s up, Buttercup!
i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) You’re a week away… Ooops! Make it 3. You’ve got 3 weeks before you (should) emerge from under your rock. Anything that can go wrong will — especially for November-born Sagittarians. Keep your sense of humor, low-profile it, expect verbal confusion and don’t take anything for “granite” (…see what I mean?). Start putting the pieces back together after Thanksgiving weekend, when Mercury moves direct. You’re a month away.
j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) Please read Scorpio. You’re bound at the hip. My lips are sealed, but yours aren’t/won’t be… No matter what your situation, you are about to FALL into a love/lust thirst ’til it hurts worse than a vou-dou curse… Or the cure? One can’t be sure… Tell me; why is the forbidden sooo much more exciting? Who cares(!)?
k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19) You are like the little child once again, waitin’/prayin’ for Christmas bells to ring! Your first psychic present should be a vision of spring, where you are told/showed that you’re going to be the April Fool for the few with the gold who rule everything. Let’s look and see what else is under your tree, and what Santa “May” (Hint!) bring. You’ll begin to see what I say on Christmas Day, as Aries’s ruler Mars enters Aquarius, putting the two signs/planets into “mutual reception” (very groovy!). Electric light blue (you) plus the cardinal red of Aries creates lavender. Think, drink and eat lavender. I am.
l PISCES (2.20-3.20) Enlightenment doesn’t (necessarily) mean that one knows it all. Enlightenment means that the burden has been lifted. The psychic waters have parted at last, and we can see…more water. Neptune moves direct at 0° Pisces on Veteran’s Day, Sunday the 11th. Now you’ve only got 13 more years of obfuscation, inebriation, confusion, delusion, conning and/or getting conned, wailin’ da blues, cursing divinity and blaming any-/everyone else but yourself while we finish up the Piscean Age — all leading up to whatever mystical relevance you’ve acquired (or will) since (from) your birth(-right). Think purple to explore or yellow/gold to ground.
a ARIES (3.21-4.20) AUM… Your psychic peak is/will be on the 13th — the New Moon Solar Eclipse in Scorpio — whilst Mars conjuncts the Hunab Ku. Study the Maya for the vocabulary and/of your dreams for relevant information. Only 1 in 10 can even relate to the psychic portion of human possibilities, and half of them will mess it up. It’s nice (comforting) knowing what’s coming up next, isn’t it? We are taught that seeing is believing. I have just heard/learnt that believing is seeing. AUM… —Yogi Moji
b TAURUS (4.21-5.20) The confusion stems from/into your money house (the 8th) and causes an upset in your relationship (the 7th house) that will last 3 weeks or forever; whichever seems shorter. Confused yet? You will be. If you could only come up with a reason to be more popular… How does the MOJO know? Maybe it’s ’cuz I’ve learned to love the confusion, and have learned to learn from what I don’t know, which allows me/one more info.
c GEMINI (5.21-6.21) To May-born Geminis in particular; your ass is grass, and here comes the cosmic lawnmower! Mercury, your ruler, is retrograde in early Sagittarius in opposition to your Sun, and you’re under the gun ’til the 26th. Keep a low profile, expect delays, try not to sign anything, make no commitments, make no promises, check everything twice and keep your sense of humor. That’s the rumor.
d CANCER (6.22-7.22) The New Moon Solar Eclipse is on the 13th and hits you with someone older in your theoretical 5th House of pleasure. Saturn is also there — and older people need love too, right? Your ruler Mercury is retrograde at the start of your theoretical 6th House of work and health. It’s bound to be N. U. T. Z. for you. For the flavor, please read Scorpio. —Michael Pistachio
e LEO (7.23-8.22) The New Moon Solar Eclipse in Scorpio on the 13th hits you where you live; your 4th House. It’s time for you to regenerate your pad and/to get ready for winter — both physically and (since it’s in enigmatic, mysterioso Scorpio) psychologically. Get your domicile back together, and then it’ll be time to invite your Merlin (for you witches) or your Nimue (for you wizards) over.
f VIRGO (8.23-9.22) Confusion at/in your home? Time to travel? Thanksgiving plans? Don’t expect too much, and don’t expect completion or clarity (on anything) ’til after the turkey finishes gobblin’ that last bite at breakfast on Moonday morning, November 26th. Good/excellent time for a nice vacation… Gobble, gobble…
g LIBRA (9.23-10.22) It’s your lovey-dovey weekend! The Moon enters lovey-dovey Libra on Saturday, providing plenty of aspect/action for your satisfaction. Hide and miss the unexpected Uranian/Moon opposition around noon. Your weekend dreams are filled with wonder as you wake up on Sunday under the influence of a most romantic feeling, when the Moon in Libra conjuncts your ruler, the planet of love! Then here come$ the $tart of the money on Moonday/Tue$day, from the $tar$ above.