There is no astrology; there is only people’s interpretation of it. Though it’s based on the observations of science, it is not scientifically viable. There’s no way to “prove” it. Such is the Tao of magique. You have to channel and believe within yourself, not from without your Self. Magique requires a belief structure as a matrix from which to spring forth. At dawn on Moonday, face the sunrise and/to perceive the magique of the Cazimi New Moon in Libra. Believe me? Believe me. There be no higher truth, from Michael P. Peace and love shall conquer all. There are no mistakes, if you do what you do for the experience. Experience this…

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  It’s always 50/50 with you, isn’t it? Here’s the not-quite-yet-good news first: Accentuated Venus is in the middle of your theoretical 12th House, and you’re going over every emotionally charged “mistake” you’ve ever made, loved and “lost.” The first step is the painful diagnosis. The good news is due for you with whatever magique you (can) accrue around the Cazimi New Moon in Libra around dawn on Moonday, October 15th. I’ve been studying Cazimi Moons (since there have been so many this year), and am finding them amazing! One has to believe as a matrix for magique, right? Look it up — then live it up! I figure the/your odds are 50/50.

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  October-born Scorpios are living in their emotional past, which will be accentuated on the next Cazimi New Moon, around dawn on Moonday. Wake up early on Moonday and experience the pain of your (and fate’s) emotionally charged decisions thus far. You can’t change the past, but you can reinterpret it. (Pretty tricky, huh?) Give the whole day to this meditation and then see it clearly around sunset, as the Cazimi Moon sets into Scorpio ’til sunset on Wednesday. Our emotions are the horses that pull our chariot/body through life. Channel ’em with/through the reins of your mentality.

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  You’ve got 8 months to learn firsthand about your effect on your fellow human beings, and what kind of roommate you actually are. That’s what it boils down to. Clean up your mess for yourself first (and stop telling everyone that it’s not your fault), and that will benefit the others around you. Hint: Your house is your body. Your room is your mind. How does the MOJO know? (’Cuz I’m a good roommate. Just ask me, and I’ll tell you so.)

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  Feel the sense of completion? Your ruler Saturn just finished its 3-year exalted transit through Libra. You’ve just relearned lessons about love, art, your part in a relationship, balance and the harmonious design of your life (or should have, anyway). Whatever you’re left with, it’s now time (ruled by Saturn) to be regenerated for these next 3 years, as Saturn sojourns in Scorpio, the sign of occult power and interpretation, deep mentality, spiritual solitude, revenge(?), SEXXX, BIG MONEY, mass communication, death and regeneration. It’ll prove — or disprove — your deepest spiritual concerns, as you rebirth whatever you’ve accrued these last 3 years. Good luck on your next 3-year quest!

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  Slow changes last. Quick changes come and go — like a drive-by gynecologist! (It’ll take a minute, but it’s worth it!) Wham! Bam! Let me check under your hood… You’re good! Uranians have 6 years of impulsive behavior to assess. Saturnians have 3 years to figure out how they tick, what ticks ’em off, what trips their trigger, and how to get socially BIGGER.

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  Water is emotion. The sign of Cancer is the tranquil mountain lake where life is born and nurtured. Scorpio is the wild, passionate danger of the raging river — the stormy sea. Pisces is the immensity of the ocean. Imagine a beautiful betta in her Shangri La aquarium, high above the hustle-bustle and behind locked doors; the Polynesian escape in your mind, full of beauty and the simple essence of life. The sign represents universal consciousness. If only you could believe…?

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  You’re off and running! You’ve got your ruler Mars in steamy Sagittarius ’til mid-November. If you’ll get off the treadmill for a minute, it’s time to learn, travel, expand and experience the fruit of these endeavors — philosophize and bridge to/toward/through your mentality, for a change. (You can take that 2 ways). Meanwhile, back at the ranch, study astrology, the occult, the unusual, the eccentric, the bizarre, and their fruit — science. Just don’t let it (science) twist you into non-believing. (Some people think that’s its job.)

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  How are the lovelies? Whooops…! Venus is in picky, picky Virgo ’til me birthday. You’re so worried about your precious “looks” that you’re imagining flaws — hopefully, before anyone else spots ’em! Monsieur Le Bull, your joy resides in the pastures of your progeny; whether it’s your children or the art that you spread throughout the pleasure that is your life. Enjoy the gifts of Mother Nature by partaking and being part of it…

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  With your ruler Mercury in Scorpio ’til just before Halloween, I see you zombie-walking through the occult, getting it together with THE person you want to “bang,” or just taking your onanistic tendencies “in hand”(!), visiting Cool Stuff (at 35th and Jackson. Tell ’em “MOJO sent me.”), and eating brains with your fingers. I see you walking through Benson on the 13th with the other zombies. Even the undead have/like to party!

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  HARMONY at home. The culmination of the redesign you initiated 3 years ago. Completion! The simple magique of the hearth, your family, the one you love and those that/who love you. Before breakfast on Moonday morning, face the dawn and give thanks to see what flavors the day offers to/for thee. Make a wish…

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  Did you ever realize that all the chicks dressed up in their athletic best and “working out” at these spas are just presenting themselves as “available” to all the likewise seemingly available dudes; implying that people already in a relationship either don’t need, want, or have the time to work out anymore? See ya at da spa…

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Well, aren’t we feeling GOOD! Let Venus come between us! You are either eating way toooo much, in love and unavailable to the general public, creating art, learning to love yourself, trying out new recipes, starting out in a creative, lucrative sphere, or somehow learning to enjoy the here and now. Venus is in Virgo ’til the 28th.

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