Here comes the love. Who you gonna winter with? Who is it you just have to “kith”? (Anything for a rhyme, anytime!) It’s my job to define what’s on everybody’s mind. Let’s read on and see what we can find… You’ve got to learn to love yourself before you can honestly accept another (lover). Ahhh… Excuse me. Could you hand me that magazine — when you’re done? One more week of fun… From Michael P., your servant of the Sun. There are no mistakes. Peace and love shall conquer all.


g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  Last little ray of Libra. You are inextricably intertwined on the cusp with Scorpio. (Was it good for you?) Mercury and Venus (your ruler) are traipsing through Scorpio (your theoretical 2nd House of economy) ’til Halloween, and continuing hand-in-hand through Sagittarius ’til Thanksgiving, when your brothers and sisters (3rd House) may/will be the key. One/some of them will have “the word” for thee.

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  Rough week? How does the MOJO know? It started last Thursday with the lunar/Jupiterian opposition. Expansion is out of the question, for now. Patience is the answer. You’re here to help people through their metaphysical quandaries. Practice now by helping yourself. Therapy is always good for us. Too bad you can’t/don’t trust anyone… That leaves it up to you. Martians: With Mars in Leo, you’re still serving the/your king or queen ’til the Full Moon on November 10th. Plutonians: Your brothers and sisters (3rd House) offer the key to regenerate your saggin’ economy.

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  You’re a weekend and a month away. Let it all hang out on/for your “Hollow-weenie” PAR TAAAAY! Fill your bikini with your Kundalini, if you know what I “meanie.” The Moon will be in your sign most of the time. Define where/how/when you want to spend your time to dine on Thanksgiving, with the New Moon in your sign. Gobble, gobble! You’re born to make trouble. How does the MOJO know?

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  Did you stand the test? Did you make the grade? Did (your) mortality visit, as the days of the year get shorter? (What a beautiful, enlightening metaphor!) The Sun was conjunct your ruler Saturn for last week’s Full Moon. Time (Saturn) is a tough taskmaster, isn’t it? Do your yoga — whatever that means to you. Pay old debts, one at a time (there’s Saturn again). Stand on your head for 5 minutes a day, just to turn your world upside down. See for yourself that there’s more to life than meets the eye and win our/your constant battle with/against time. Knowing that thou art immortal (at least, up ’til now), enjoy each precious breath as though it were your last. AUM…

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  Saturnians: Please read Capricorn. Uranians: You’re in the sign of new starts (Aries), but retrograde ’til the Full Moon in Gemini on December 10th. Should I go or should I stay? If you have to ask, you know the answer…

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  If you were born around the end of Pisces, the planet Uranus is creepin’ up slowly from the rear (retrograde at 1 degree Aries), catching you unaware with some unexpected opposition via either an Aquarian, or an unexpected or unusual person or situation. Astrology and the occult philosophies can help amidst such nebulosity. Know any good astrologers? It’s time to find/define who thou truly art. The truth of your individuality is/will be at stake. If you have any planets near the start of Pisces, here comes Neptune for the next 13 years to either allay — or create — your fears.

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  With Jupiter retrograde in Taurus, you’ve got an economic plan waiting to be opened up under your Christmas tree. Ho, ho, ho. How does the MOJO know? Mars is in Leo ’til November 10th’s Full Moon. Use what’s left of our Indian summer to either work or enjoy, ’cuz after that it’s not going to seem as lovely, and it’ll be time to get back to work. Play it either way. Verdad? —Miguel Jose.

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  Slow, steady and slower… Hard to get it going(?)… Currently retrograding Jupiter (in Taurus at 5 degrees) moves direct on Christmas Eve (at 0 degrees Taurus), reuniting you with your luck and taking you back to June. It’s potentializing right now — and you should too. You could spend your time butting your head against a brick wall, but when you’re done you’ll find you’re no longer quite as tall.

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Check out Libra for your schedule. Sex, love, money, BIG money, lots of money, and lots of money with/for your honey! Sounds like lottery ticket time to me. You partner’s got the key. Sounds like you’re going to have a lot of fun. We’ll see. With thee, the odds are always 50/50, right? Write something (Mercury) lovely (Venus) for me (Scorpio), or someone like me… Have it ready by your happy hollow-weenie! Then, you’ll know what I “meanie.”

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  Have you come back/down yet? That last Full Moon on October 12th was sooo wrong for you. Oppositions and squares galore; too many to score. It’s over, for shore. Recover slowly and lowly. You’ll be back in your element next week, when once again we speak. I (can) imagine it’s rough being the zodiac’s most sensitive sign. I’d make a joke, but you’d cry. Sigh… Oh well, you could always eat something (more)… How does the MOJO know, for shore?

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  Wear red to get ahead, or hire an Aries instead. Use ’em before you lose ’em. A little extra fire is gonna make you higher. You’ll need it soon, by the next Full Moon (Mars, your able helper, is in Leo ’til the Full Moon in Taurus — your 10th House — on November 10th). That’s your lucky number.

f VIR(TI)GO (8.23-9.22)  Sorry, I couldn’t resist. A sense of humor is what you’ve missed. And now, you owe me a kiss. People are always making fun of you and your fastidiousness, aren’t they? Well, how about this: We’re nothing without you. Your attention to details saves us hours and hours. You (Virgo) are Mother Nature. Thank you for all the flowers. Somebody’s got to give up the power to play second banana… You wanna? Please ask Libra to help you follow your ruler Mercury and the planet of love, Venus, for these next 2 Moons. See you all soon.

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