AUM… Happy Scorpio New Moon. Scorpio rules the golden dragon of death. More beings leave this 3rd-dimensional reality (that we share) during Scorpio than at any other sign/time. Acceptance is the first step. Then, you/we are ready for the joys of love and sex and their offspring, regeneration, BIG MONEY opportunities, intrigue, enchantment, mystery and magique! Peace and love shall conquer all — even “death,” for in truth, there are no mistakes. Everything happens as it’s meant. That’s how we give our lives meaning. If this should prove to be my last epistle, I love you all without end. AUM…


h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  It’s your world. The Sun, the Moon, Mercury (mentality) and Venus (art, love, compassion) are all behind/with you. Jupiter offers opposition to remind you that luck is not. You’ll have to work for it this year. The planet Uranus is offering you clues (from intuition) to unusual aspects of/in your work endeavors (astrology can/could help). Pluto’s regenerating your economy philosophy. Neptune is offering you a dream house opportunity, and Saturn (in your 12th House) in Libra is offering/suggesting that you can achieve your yogic/cosmic dance better — privately. P.S., the money is due this weekend!

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  It’s your weekend! Check out this lifetime’s karma — or it will check you out. What are you doing here? Why were you born? Sound familiar? The Moon conjuncts the North Node — the Dragon’s Head of this lifetime’s karma — on Saturday (in your sign). Give it a minute, offer yourself some (of your usual) excuses, and then party on! This Dragon will raise its ugly purple head once again around Thanksgiving.

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  How did you do last month? How did you stand the test of time (your mentor, Saturn)? Mortality is a bitch, but only if you fail to add it to your working philosophy. Socrates suggests that it may prove to be our greatest adventure. Singer Ben Harper suggests that, “ If it wasn’t for death, no one would give a fuck about GOD.” (Sorry, just quoting.) Now, what would you suggest?

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  Should I go or should I stay? Sound familiar? It will. You’ve got ’til January 24th to decide. Study your impulses as a child. (There are at least two ways to interpret that; retrospectively or innocently — or both.)

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  Back in your element. Take a deep breath. Ahhhh… I’d suggest sex (imbued with meaning, of course!) with an older person to see where it’s going to go… We must be in Scorpio! You’re a weekend away! Get ready now to use it! I’ll tell you why in a week, when once again, we speak.

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  You’re going to have to get back to work in 2 short weeks. Enjoy what you can, while you can. To the Aries who were born in March: please read Aquarius. You two are on the same schedule. Use your intuitive “3rd eye” to “see.” It’s (perhaps) available to thee.

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  Time to hide. Too much opposition. Garner as much wisdom, power, information, experience, knowledge and resources as you can ’til Christmas, when Jupiter moves direct at 0 degrees Taurus, reiterating and reinventing whatever changes you incurred last June.

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Love, sex, power, BIG MONEY and work, involving Scorpios, Taurians and Librans — and not necessarily in that order. Next week, it’s time to get gregarious with (a?) Sagittarius.

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  Admit it! You’re horny as a dog! Guess how the MOJO knows?

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  The/your servants are revolting and taking over Wall Street. They’re complaining that they don’t/won’t have enough to eat (Mars moves into Virgo on November 10th). You’ve got one more week where they’ll listen when you speak. Kings or queens without servants become hermits. Try being nice to them. Treat them like your children rather than your slaves, and they’ll give you service/worship ’til/to their graves.

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Sex, sex, sex. Who’s the lucky one this week? Scorpio, Taurus, Libra? And leave your brothers and sisters alone! How does the MOJO know? (Mercury/Venus in Scorpio, in your 3rd House.) How do you get everyone in Council Bluffs together at one time? A family reunion? Isn’t life great in the Midwest?

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  Wow! What a trip! You made it. Now, emphasis is on your art and how you can make money with it. Just think how hard it would be if you weren’t such good-looking dogs! Your philosophy is/will be changing during the first week in November. (Please don’t read Virgo.)

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