Stay outside in the womb of Mother Nature (Virgo) as much as possible. Breathe in, breathe out, and enjoy life. Breathe in, breathe out, enjoy life. Breathe in, breathe out, enjoy life. Breathe in, breathe out and… Peace and love shall conquer all. There are know mistakes (I did that one on purpose!). Aquarian-Age astrologer, MOJOPO

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Ahaaa… At last, blessed insight is available; but must not the hand of the mind be open and hopin’ to receive/perceive? Is your mind (Mercury) open? Is your heart (Venus) pure? A double “yes” paves your path for sure into a greener pasture, hey Louis? Mercury, your ruler and the messenger of the gods, is transiting your sign ’til the Cazimi New Moon in Virgo on September 15th. That’s when you may/can expect the holy word to fly by/in on the wings of a bird. If it’s a dove, it could be love… What if it’s an eagle (rhymes with legal)? Or a crow? Next week, we should know…

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  The zebra changes stripes soon. You can benefit creatively from/with/for your children (Jupiter in your 5th House). One more month to finish this last 3 years’ worth of project(s) with dignity and class. That’s all anyone can ask, right? Dress nicely all the time for awhile, do/study/read about yoga, fast if you can, and pay everybody all across this land; then they can’t haunt you from the grave.

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  Why so cynical? Wait to make your move for one more week, after next we speak. ’Til then, study Zen. Read, learn about and do your yoga. Participate in whatever you hear of the cosmic dance, after first tuning into the cosmic musical relevance. Listen first. Your transformational, enigmatic, ruling planet Pluto is in Capricorn, and moves direct around midnight on September 17th. Ride these next years’ economic tides into a sea where your money’s free. Get paid for being yourself. Oh, and let’s hang outside and have/get some fun in the Sun while we still can. Keeps one from getting too cynical, from what I understand.

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  Flip a coin. What odds do you see with/for your prophecy? Your next coin toss, for profit or loss, will be this next weekend, September 7th/8th, with the Moon transiting your opposite sign of Gemini, which also currently houses your freedom-loving, unruly ruler, Jupiter. Choices, choices, choices… Voices, voices, voices. Flip a coin. I figure the odds are 50/50. Enjoy the gifts of nature (Virgo) ’til then.

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  Read Libra for one more month and then let it go so’s you can be born again, startin’ around the beginning of 2013, while your ruler Saturn visits Scorpio ’til 2015. By then we’ll both know what I mean, but what will you be seeing? I’m seeing that it’ll be “good for you”! Gotta cigarette?

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  Saturnians: Please read Capricorn, above. Uranians: You are about to “fall” in love. This will be your first “spring” during September that you’ll remember. The planet Uranus is lost in perpetual spring (early Aries) ’til we see what the next 8 months’ll bring (April). Wear red to get some/a- head and green to remain serene.

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  Jupiterians: Please read Sagittarius. Jupiter is traveling through your theoretical 4th House, your home center. BIG plans? Big party! Too BIG for you, smarty! Too smarty? Too soon? Honey Moon! Neptunians: You poor, waterlogged dogs. Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to think. Things are not as they “sink”… You are replaying your whole last year, just to see what you can find. There’s got to be a clue, true. But whom can you trust when you can’t trust anyone? (The answer: Yourself.)

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  Mars is in Scorpio, which it co-rules with Pluto, ’til October 6th. Mars is the soldier and Scorpio — with its executive complex — would be the general, in general. A samurai is a rogue warrior ’til they find someone worthy to serve. You either find someone worthy to serve, or become worthy yourself, in a leadership role. The next Full Moon (conjunct a retrograding planet Uranus) is in your sign on September 29th, which should/will start your fall/winter season off with a BANG!

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  Ahhhh… Time to leave home (Venus moves out of Cancer) and see how far you can stretch your gooood looooks and party attitude. Venus resides in regal Leo ’til early October. What good is it to be soooo good-lookin’ if nobody bows down and worships your every move? Guess how the MOJO knows that? See you in the mirror!

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Time to get your pad ready for the coming season. You won’t be able to rest ’til you get it ready for guests. This is your luckiest year in 12 — ’til your next birthday. Use it before you lose it.

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  The Moon is in your sign from Sunday, around noon, ’til late Tuesday. The stellar key times for beneficent transits and your meditations are on Sunday at 2:25 p.m., Moonday at 11:05 a.m. and around midnight that night. Start now and get your house done by the next Cazimi New Moon in Virgo on Saturday, the 15th.

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  Mercury just left your sign on the last Fool Moon on August 31st, and now here comes Venus ’til October 3rd. You’d rather be good-looking (Venus) than smart (Mercury) anyway, right? How does the MOJO know? Enjoy! Write a poem, a book or a play; listen to some music; paint a picture and/or redecorate your castle while enjoying the remaining season in/of the Sun. Shine on, everyone!

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