Last week in the sign of Mother Nature; Virgo. Get the work done first (Virgo) and see what kind of harmony (Libra) you can be. This be the truth from Michael P. Next week/month/sign, let’s talk about music and how the lessons of music can relate to and improve your life. Are we in harmony yet? Dress pretty, girls, and see what happens… There are no mistakes. Peace and love shall conquer all!

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Welcome into the last week of Virgo. It’s a short trip… See you next fall? One more week to get/let your trip together before autumn concerns consume us all — whether we’re ready or not for fall. Pack up your garden and move inside, you all. It’s time for you to hide. Your money/parental/mental maturity/responsibility for this winter’s security culminates in and around the New Moon in Libra on September 27th. More on that next week, when once again we speak. ’Til then, hope you had a happy birthday! From Miguel Jose.

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  Gear up for the New Moon in your sign at dawn on September 27th. Take care of as much work as you can this coming week (Virgo), and by then (the 27th) you can/will take a peek at the harmony you seek (Libra). It’ll prove to be your busiest/best day yet in 2011. Do the work first, or your harvest basket will be filled only with regret. It’s always 50/50 with you, isn’t it? See… Michael P.

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  Martians: What kind of thing will it bring, if I work for a/the king? What kind of scene can I create/be for thee, my queen? You don’t/won’t get/be lucky this weekend. Plutonians: You do! Find yourself a Taurus and join ’em in their chorus. Taurus rules the throat! Who you gonna winter with? Pluto moves direct after lunch on the 16th, affecting December Capricorns and you. Is it Jesus time already? Merry Krinkleness!

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  On Friday morning, without warning, you get an idea! It has a pretty girl in it, and it won’t bear fruit ’til Christmas — if you’re good little boys and girls. Somebody wants to play “sexretary” for/with you, and right now you’re getting soooo lonely… How does the MOJO know?

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  Aren’t you guys having fun? Here comes regeneration marching through, especially affecting December Capricorns unto oblivion. Your motto is “regenerate or die!” Do your/the work before you’re tested on the September 27th/28th Libra New Moon. Ever think about yoga?

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  This is the last week of Virgo, which is the sign of spiritual exaltation for your ruling planet, Uranus. Genius (the planet Uranus) is BIG and sweeping; yet its performance ratio depends on details correctly administered (channeled through Virgo). Then, it’ll be time (Saturn in trine in Libra) to plug it in… Electricity!

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  Are you still afloat, or did you discover another stowaway/hole in your rowboat? Mistakes were running rampant last week as you “celebrated”(?) your half-birthday — and who was that you woke up with? Ugggh…? “Where are my clothes?” (Sound familiar?) How do the MOJO “knows”? (Anything for a rhyme, any time.) P.S., I put your crotchless panties in my lost and found, for the next time you come around!

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  Please read the first part of Scorpio. Mars enters Leo ’til November around sunset on Sunday. Time for you to cut your winter wood, or Yule be sorry… Ho, ho, ho…

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  Where (who?) do you want to be at/during/adoring Christmas? With your Aries friend? He/she’ll be gone by then, and you’ll have to start all over again, and again, and again, and again, and… You’ll never win. You’ve got to (learn to) love yourself first. I’m not talkin’ mirror worship. I’m talkin’ beyond your acceptance and knowledge of (your) life and death. Join me and become your loving SELF for all time; for true love is eternal.

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Mercury is in Virgo ’til the 25th. Keep working on the pad ’til the New Moon in Libra on September 27th. Weather changes on the 29th. Scared? Work now — harmony then.

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  You’re feelin’ awfully lovey-dovey on Thursday/Friday, with the Moon in Taurus conjunct Jupiter. And then…BAM! Pluto goes direct in Capricorn in mid-afternoon (in opposition to Cancer), and you just feel downright horny as a goat! BAM! How does the MOJO know? (Hey! Did you forget my number?)

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  Here comes an Aries as your Arthur, and a Scorpio as your Merlin. Are they going to fix ya (Aries physically, Scorpio mentally/spiritually), fight ya (Aries) or **** ya (Scorpio!)? We’ll see next week, won’t we? This be the truth, from Michael P.

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