Happy September! Take care of the work first and create the harmony of the changing seasons during Libra, starting September 23rd. Virgo is the sign of Mother Nature, the power of the Earth to grow things; easily overlooked, yet an essential in life’s living chain. Cancer + Leo = Virgo. Thank you Mother Nature, Isis, Erzulie, Sophia, Astarte, Ishtar, the Blessed Virgo Mary and/or any of the other thousands of poetic names created so far for the source of all visible life; the universal feminine.


f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  No more; no need for more excuses, no more. If it’s going to get done(?), it’s going to get done now! Venus is with/watching you, so make it beautiful. Admit it; you’re in love with someone or something, aren’t you? What/who came to mind? Admit it. Love is not an excuse; it’s a/the reason for being. Let Venus come between us and make it beautiful (for everyone).

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  You’ve got 2 short weeks to take care of the details before the spotlight rests on YOU! It’s tough being soooo beautiful, isn’t it? Everybody wants to give you free stuff so you’ll like them. Opening doors, smiling your way, expecting/hoping you’ll stay (’til the morning you wake up and no longer look that way?). Better take care of those details while it’s easy…

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  A month ago you started an inner discussion on whether to be a homeboy (Mars currently in Cancer) or a BIG BOY (Pluto retrograde in early Capricorn). Homeboy wins and takes over after the 19th of September. It’s easier, right? The longing hangs underground ’til you remember as your birthday rolls around, when it will feel/be/seem compelled to be found during Scorpio.

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  Put on the brakes ’til Christmas. Landscape and/or a home remake is how to/you increase your estate. Your ruling planet Jupiter just retrograded at/from 10 degrees Taurus on its way back to 0 degrees, suggesting a remake of a/any “mistake” initiated in early June. Take your time…

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  Please wait for one more week before you speak. After Labor Day, everything goes your way. On Wednesday, the 7th, there are dues to pay. That’s the truth, from Miguel Jose.

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  Gear up for the next weekend, when the Moon enters your sign — your lunar high. You’re kind of living in/on/with your own — and you like it. You’ve got your own set of quirks and queries that you like to/and are better off exploring…privately? How does the MOJO know? Check out “Lobster Fellatio” (on the Internet), and then you’ll know. Gobble, gobble…

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  Time for you to get the/your work done before your/the September 12th, Full Moon in Pisces, deadline. Don’t pass on obligations in favor of the “fun stuff.” If you start now, there is/will be time enough for both. If you don’t…? I’ll remind you next week…

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  Two more weeks to stay and play at home (Mars in Cancer). Starting on September 19th, it’ll be time to seek your mentor, ruler, boss, BIG SHOT or rich, royal and recalcitrant leader, as Mars moves into majestic Leo ’til the Full Moon in Taurus (your money House) on November 10th. I $mell money for Chri$tma$!

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  It feels soooo good you can’t get off…it. Try not to put on any more weight. That’s 2 months away… How does the MOJO know? It’s due to get better as things get wetter. Starting on the 15th, you should partner with your own self and find out what kind of roommate you are, wish or would like to appear to be. That’s social merit as/like a social honeybee. Look/check around your hive, pad, tent, igloo, lean-to, hut, tree, teepee, shanty, domicile or domain to ascertain what type of “humane” your room seems to explain. You are what you eat…and where you sleep.

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Your kings and queens need you for one more week, and then it’s time for you to get to speak. You move from service to communication (your forte) as Mercury moves into Virgo on the 9th, for a short 2-week stay. Make yourself indispensable and they’ll feed you all winter. Make ’em some money, and…?

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  The Moon’s in sexxxy Scorpio ’til Saturday afternoon at 4:00. Duh? The wonder-/wanderlust grabs you unexpectedly at 10 p.m. You wake up late on Sunday and wonder where you’ve been, doing what with whom. Your lover tries to find fault on Sunday night, so avoid them by going to bed early. Wake up Tuesday at dawn with a million-dollar idea.

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  Don’t listen to ’em. You’re still in charge. A fiery Aries is looking for ways to serve you in your last days of power. (Oh, oh! Sorry, Master, I know/feel I wasn’t supposed to mention that.) Hurry, though! Add love and wisdom, and you’ll remain/be impeccable before you become invisible via the golden chariot of the Sun. The Boat of Ra… Shine on, shine on, shine on…

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