Happy 4th of July weekend! God bless AMERICA! I’ve been all around this world and everybody wants to live here. True, some of them want us dead first, but this fertile land is — and will be — destined to birth the Aquarian Age. Trust me. Look around you. These United States are where the tribes are meeting. Happy birthday, USA! Let’s get back to fulfilling our promise — our REAL destiny. Peace and love shall conquer all. There are no mistakes.


 d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  Yeahhhhh, babbbbby! You be happenin’, Cap-i-tain. The New Moon/Solar Eclipse is early on Friday, July 1st. Food, frolic, music, mom, apple pie and patriotism… What a weekend! And then, da da da dahhhhh! Here comes LOVE! Venus enters the sign of Cancer on Sunday, around midnight, for these next 3 lovely, scrumptious, summertime-and-the-living’s-easy weeks. Have as much fun as possible without pissin’ anybody off, sweet cheeeeks. It’s your turn to burn.

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  Time to hide and wait for the tide to shift, for the good of your little skiff. Your time is best spent sailin’ alone, captain. An older sibling seeks an audience with you to help you create harmony out of the cacophony that could/should/would be the symphony of your life. Living or past, your mom’s gonna pick/be the key. Low profile for awhile. If you listen privately to/for your subconscious, you’d hear it say you’re a month away. Let’s see what a Virgo has to say…

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  There’s money if you can get to sing at an audience for a/the queen or king. He or she is listening and open/hopin’ for your/some sage advice. Royalty, just like children (both ruled by the 5th House), always need entertainment; but royalty can pay for it.

g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  Please read Cancer for the answer, and then Leo, so’s you can be/play the hero! You’ve got 3 short weeks to get your pad, house, boat, castle, domicile, teepee, chalet, apartment or hideout together. Your house is your body; your room is your mind. Clean ’em up and/to see what you can find. Swap meet of the mind…

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  Martians can’t make up their minds. Mars is in Gemini for this coming month. Plutonians are hard to find. Working underground has its advantages… Nobody can expect anything out of you, right? Therefore, you don’t have to make a speech, and therefore, if you do, everybody listens ’cuz they realize you’re speaking ’cuz you must have something to say…         

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  Real estate! How does the MOJO know? Landscaping? Lovemaking? No risk taking. Thirst slaking. Try your art from your heart to start. How does the MOJO know? Channel your gift of prophecy into some lucrative, earthy project that’ll take a year from here. Time to weed and hoe. How does the MOJO know? Third time’s the charm. Tell your mom.

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  You’ve had about a month to check it out; a new relationship, a quest for harmony in your life, and a sense of balance in the paradigm of your life’s design. December Capricorns feel compelled! (Ever notice how sexual an exclamation point can seem?) Venus moves into opposition from the 4th ’til the 28th. Either somebody really good-looking is looking your way, or your long-lost buddy has nothing new to say. Walk carefully, emotionally speaking. They’re sensitive.

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  Hey! Far-out people! You’ve got a week to get it together. Your “new start” is about to fall apart. In one week, you’re on hold ’til September, as your esoteric ruler, the planet Uranus, moves retrograde in early Aries. It reads as a false start. Potentialize — don’t realize. Get ready this week for the slide, so you can enjoy the ride. We’ll go over the clues for the blues next week, when once again we speak.

 l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  Look back now (and until your next birthday) at your last 14 years. Thanksgiving 1998? Where were you? What have you learned since that date? What realm just came to mind? Take your time and separate the gestalt of your mind, and dream/imagine what you’ll find as you meditate on what must be left behind and where it must lead you to…and remember, I (always) love you.

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  Learn from your “not self” for this next month. Listen (for a change) to what other people have to say. Are you listening to me now? Take a deep breath and communicate; but first, listen…

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  Now, you’re due to get all sensitive on us (Venus moving into Cancer on the 4th)! You’ve been swaggering around, forcing your self/love down our throats…well, now that’s all she wrote and we are not swallowing it anymore! You can dish it out but you can’t take it; especially from/for/with those you love! You’re cheerleading for an impossible past. You feel safe within the impossibility! No responsibility? Your fear of getting over hides behind your “promise” of “getting back into shape”… How does the MOJO know?

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Visualize red to get ahead. Use July to work on your singularity of purpose. Start now! Start with your pad and your bod, and then resolutely meet your world.

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