One week until the Full Moon in Virgo. Take care of the details now and Winter will be over before you can think about it. One more week to dream… Glub glub….. PISCES (2.20-3.20) Almost done/Never done? Both sides now/somehow? Your reality has merged into fantasy/imagination and is ready to return back once again, Yin to Yang/Yang to Yin, as the Sun shall burn away Winter’s lingering snow/fog with the fire within. What psychological maladies do you still allow to exist within your Self? Cleanse within the depths of your personal subconscious; your entire retained memory of this lifetime. Fire within the forge of this new Spring (April 3rd) so’s you can satisfy your subconscious need for meaning in your every project of 2011. Yawn, yawn… You’re almost done … dreaming. ARIES (3.21-4.20) You’re a month away. Clean up your subconscious. (Well then maybe look it up?) We’ve all got one? (No, it’s not that lecture!) It’s the root (what a dirty mind?) of why/how you are you; and we all know you worship the “self?” Well, your self will be born again in an unexpected, LARGE, spectacular way around April 3rd’s New Moon in Aries, amidst a crowd of crazzzzy planets to cheerlead you through a know-it-all Capricorn or Libra’s opposition. Clean up your subconscious through creative dreaming. Who/where do you want to be four short weeks from now? TAURUS (4.21-5.20) Take care of business (Venus in Capricorn) for these next two weeks. Spring is always your thing? Love will be looking for you while you’re complaining he/she came too late. How can the MOJO guess? Who/what came to mind with the mention of love/Venus? How do you tell when an actor/actress is acting? During break! Take a break and find your real Self. You dealt yourSelf your karma. You give love, you get love. You don’t, you won’t. GEMINI (5.21-6.21) You are the leader of the pack. You are already where everyone else will want to be three or four more weeks from now. You’ve got until the end of March to show your middle man/woman expertise to the higher ups. Do your homework (the rest of March) or you risk appearing the April Fool. CANCER (6.22-7.22) The Full Moon in Virgo is in a week. Take care of the details now and then get ready for Mercury retrograde in April. The Moon enters Cancer Sunday the 13th at 9:29 a.m., the first day of Daylight Savings Time until Tuesday afternoon. Use it. I smell a seafood dinner? How does the MOJO know? LEO (7.23-8.22) Another week out of your element? Hang in there. You’ll have the Moon in your sign from Tuesday afternoon until we “speak” again. Seek completion at that time. You’ve got one Hell of an opposition the first week in April! Everyone has to play the “Fool” sometimes. You’ll be due, Boo Boo. VIRGO (8.23-9.22) Last week in the barrel (You/it will be back soon!). The Full Moon is in your sign at 28 degrees Virgo, Saturday the 19th. Start preparing now. It’s your half birthday. Look at where you are now and/versus where you want to be six short Full Moons from now, back (September) when you’ll be back in power. April will jolt you with “mess” ups in work and health issues. Be forewarned and prepared. LIBRA (9.23-10.22) Please read Taurus. The confusion in April helps you. Your creativity will/shall be sparked. There’s money in confusion? Clean up? Re-directive advice and/as service? Replacing chaos with harmony? Your forte. Good luck. Beauty makes everything worth it/while. SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) Your work space is LOADED starting in April. Prepare now. It’s going to be crazy and watch out for your nerves at home (4th House). Your 6th House activities are going to ENLARGE (Jupiter), energize (Mars), electrify (the planet Uranus) and confuse (Mercury will be retrograde). Sounds like there’s some money in it for you after April 22nd, when Mercury moves direct. Listen up and keep your “3rd ear” open. SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) What did you scam/think about/plan/dream/devise in/on the first week of January? It was a mother?! How does the MOJO know? I’ll tell you. Start now! You’ve got one year. How does the MOJO know you are the Speaker, the luck, the “travel” agent, the comedian, the leader of the pack. Electricity is/will be a/the key. Show us “the lock.” CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) Rough April coming up. It happens at a party or a gathering of some kind. Someone you trust proves to be on a different agenda and bad raps your kids or your creativity and your ability as a parent. You’ve got three weeks to prepare. Your relationship provides/proves the spark as opposition seeks to thwart. AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19) Boom! Now it starts. Please read Sagittarius. Leadership qualities sparkle for you these next seven lucky years. Start now! Your color is red. You’ve got one Hell of a Spring to your step. Walk now, jog during, April 1st until April 22nd and then sprint into the next seven years of your life.

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