Grade = C-

Donald Trump's wet dream/alleged nightmare of super-ISIS come to life. more

Mar 8, 2016 5:12 PM Film

Bond takes a step back, as this blend of cheese and grit does not work. more

Feb 7, 2016 3:54 PM Film

Don't go to Malaysia. You'll probably die. more

Aug 28, 2015 10:38 PM Film

It almost wasn't terrible! more

Feb 15, 2014 12:02 AM Film

As exciting as actually watching people type!  more

Oct 19, 2013 8:59 AM Film

Why are people wasting good indie mojo on such an average film? more

Aug 17, 2013 10:58 AM Film

Finally! A coming of age story about an awkward, white, suburban, male teenager! more

Jul 27, 2013 1:04 AM Film

Adapted from the book, in that they kept the title. And barely that. more

Jun 22, 2013 3:01 AM Film

The 2004 tsunami killed many Asians and inconvenienced some white folks. more

Jan 12, 2013 2:00 PM Film

Four formerly funny fellas find flaws and failure. more

Jul 28, 2012 10:55 AM Film

Spider-meh! Spider-meh. Does whatevs, man. more

Jun 29, 2012 4:00 AM Film

In the scope of Sacha Baron Cohen's career, this one is the Middle Least. more

May 20, 2012 7:52 AM Film

An insignificant look at an important issue. more

Apr 21, 2012 9:54 AM Film

Fictional Mars may have oxygen, but this movie's star is barely breathing. more

Mar 13, 2012 3:29 AM Film

Marky Mark didn't bring enough funky. more

Jan 15, 2012 3:19 AM Film

Now that's a horse of a boring color! more

Jan 9, 2012 7:47 AM Film

Those expecting Taken may get took. more

Feb 23, 2011 5:47 AM Film

Considering the film goes nowhere, maybe the title is a clever joke? more

Feb 17, 2011 3:46 AM Film

The only things tread here are water and patience. more

Dec 15, 2010 6:06 AM Film

Nothing new is born in this one, other than the creation of a Galifianakis-overexposure countdown clock. more

Nov 11, 2010 12:28 AM Film