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Grade = C

A vulgar comedy either ruined by the men or saved by the women, depending on how you see it. more

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I mean, it's kind of all there in the title, right? more

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A more "realistic" version of an animated story about talking animals who murder while singing. more

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A man turns into a human chew toy for a bear to win an Oscar. more

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A creationist retelling of every "boy and his dog" movie ever.  more

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A middling found footage horror-comedy that counts as a triumph for this director. more

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A remedial look at a fashion forward icon. more

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A cliched Robocop riff stuffed with an insane South African rave-rap band. more

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A disaster movie in which the "hero" abandons his job saving lives to save the lives of only people related to him. more

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Can cybercrime fighting be sexy? Probably not. more

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What if Dracula was a superhero?! more

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Still a fun place to visit, provided you're not a woman. more

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A wildly average film that thinks it is brilliant. more

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This is one tame, lame video game. more

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Half the film is sincere, the other half is exploitation. Maybe keep one eye closed? more

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A fake-feeling real life story that's fine but unnecessary. more

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Asses are kicked but you won't care much. more

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Classic comedy misfire: The trailers have all the funny. more

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A vacant movie about vacant people stealing from vacant people. more

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It's the slow Romanian melodrama you've been (not) waiting for! more

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