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Jason Bourne still doesn't know all about his past...and still walks briskly... Read more

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The cult-classic TV show is now a movie...that will only appeal to said cult members. Read more

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An Austen adaptation that's a snoozefest, aside from two stinky performances... Read more

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A bloated, unneeded sequel that's more chaos than cheesy fun. Read more

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An allegedly creepy movie about a dull doll. Read more

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An impression of an impression of good sci-fi. For young people!!  Read more

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This is a bunch of crapus.  Read more

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Another coming-of-age dramedy about a sad, privileged white kid. Read more

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Because no one should see it, maybe it should be called Neverland. Read more

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If you have sex, a demon monster will haunt you. That's just science. Read more

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Dueling assassins bore in this rip-off of Tarantino, who is himself a notorious ripper-offer... Read more

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If this was humanity's last hope, give up. Read more

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Hey everybody, it's that one movie where Liam Neeson does the old man action thing...again... Read more

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This adaptation of Lois Lowry's beloved award-winning classic will be none of those things. Read more

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Corporate propaganda justfying emotional theft.  Read more

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A joke so played out it's like your friend who still does "Borat" impressions.  Read more

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Do you know how hard you have to try to be unfavorably compared to Men in Black? Read more

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Nothing more than a PR feature for superstars who didn't need it. Read more

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In Mother Russia, "hard" "dies" you!  Read more

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A costume drama that is more torture than adaptation. Read more

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