Planet Power

AUM… In our last 24 hours on the planet we are all mystics. At that time, it’s just a matter of whether you are a happy mystic or a sad mystic. If you have no vocabulary for the changes at that time, you will feel/be lost. If you have no ... more

Nov 27, 2013 5:10 AM Specials

Happy Thanksgiving. Let’s be nice to each other and cultivate warm thoughts. You are what you think… — i SAGITTARIUS (11.21-12.20) Welcome into the sign of the prophet, prophecy and all tall tales; wild and divine.... more

Nov 21, 2013 10:28 PM Specials

This issue marks my 17th year here at The “READER.” Thanks to John, Eric, my beloved Carrie, et al., for all your help, encouragement and understanding. I owe you all more than I could ever pay back! Since the passing of Sue Moon, you’ve ... more

Nov 13, 2013 10:39 PM Specials

The new Aquarian-Age astrology is/will be ruled by the planet Uranus (yeah, I’ve heard that joke before). Traditional astrology, prior to the Uranian “discovery” in 1750, was ruled by Saturn, and was more of a study of chronology, helping... more

Nov 6, 2013 10:25 PM Specials

Happy Halloween! Let your subconscious desires flow as the twilight fades into the black of the night of the year. Don’t fear the night. You have friends, parties and the desire to be naughty to get you through. Welcome into and through t... more

Oct 30, 2013 9:09 PM Specials

Welcome to the sign of Scorpio, where we study the fruit of our meditations on the regenerating mysteries of life and death. My departed mother came to me under this very pomegranate tree, and presented me with the apples of her experienc... more

Oct 24, 2013 12:35 AM Specials

Why does the season of the Sun (summer) start with the sign ruled by the Moon? Party like the patriotic dogs you are, and then wake up on Moonday the 8th, clean up the mess and put it all back together. It’ll be a crazy week, with the New... more

Jul 3, 2013 9:40 PM Specials

I understand why Mother’s Day falls in Taurus, since Taurus is the sign of Mother Earth, but why does Father’s Day take place in Gemini? It would be much more suitable in Aries, as the father is the head (Aries rules the head) of the fami... more

Jun 13, 2013 12:16 PM Specials

Happy Cazimi New Moon in lovable Gemini, around 11 a.m. on Saturday. Picture what you seek, or hang loose and see what the universe has — or will manifest — for thee. It’s in Gemini, so it could go either way. This be the truth from Migue... more

Jun 6, 2013 8:42 AM Specials

Sorry about last week’s repeat of the previous week’s article. My record with the “Reader” so far — in 16 1/2 glorious years, encompassing 858 issues — is 7 mistakes for the “Reader” and 5 for myself. Now, to speak on behalf of our curren... more

May 30, 2013 10:33 AM Specials

Happy Full Moon in early Sagittarius just before midnight on Friday, kickin’ off the wildest weekend this spring! It’s time to talk, talk, talk about it! You’ll see. Have fun, ’cuz if it’s not fun — it’s not done. — ... more

May 23, 2013 9:12 AM Specials

Happy spring (I hope and pray)! It’s time to move from planting seeds for the/your economy (Taurus) to talkin’/squawkin’ ’bout it (Gemini) with anybody who’ll listen, starting on the day of the Moon, ’round 4:00 in the afternoon. Communic... more

May 16, 2013 1:24 PM Specials

¿Cómo ésta? Happy Cinco de Mayo. This is the/a week to clean up, take care of and finish up your spring cleaning. Take care of all the/your loose ends before the New Moon in Taurus on May 9th. —Miguelito Mira Nubes (Little Michael Cloud W... more

May 2, 2013 12:20 PM Specials

Happy Full Moon conjunct a retrograde Saturn at 5° degrees Scorpio, at 3 ’til 3:00 on the afternoon of the 25th. Watch out! Responsibility is about to raise its ugly purple head! A lot of “executive complexes” will activate their hexes. T... more

Apr 25, 2013 1:33 PM Specials

Welcome into Taurus, ruler of both the throat (the part of the body astrologically attributed to the second sign), and the planet of love, Venus. “Let Venus Come Between Us,” written for the Venus-ruled sign of Libra, is from my CD “ZODIA... more

Apr 18, 2013 12:22 PM Specials

We just saw the start of the astrological New Year at dawn on April 10th; the Aries New Moon during Aries. That’s when to initiate your spring fling. Plant your seeds in fertile Earth while the Moon’s in Taurus, and then think about the p... more

Apr 11, 2013 12:17 PM Specials

The real astrological spring is around dawn on Wednesday the 10th, with the Sun, Moon, Mars and Venus all conjunct in Aries. I see a lot of theoretical underwear haphazardly strewn along life’s pathways. Time to let it all hang out?! It’s... more

Apr 4, 2013 1:18 PM Specials

What Jesus complex? I’m just hanging out in my front room. Happy “Ishtar” to you all, followed by a/the happy April Fool! Everybody plays the fool sometimes. This year, surrender to your role and find the meaning in/to (y)our foolishness.... more

Mar 28, 2013 10:18 AM Specials

Dear Cardinal Aries, Thanks for all the votes and the resultant “holy white smoke,” proving your approval after the most recent removal of the next to last Piscean Pope; heralding the return of St. Peter — according to Catholic Christian... more

Mar 21, 2013 11:35 AM Specials

Happy spring, next week — when once again, we’ll speak. One more week to dream, and then it’ll be time to scheme a plan for your new scene. Nightie-night ’til then, my friend. —From the best-dressed barefoot man you know, the Golden Troll... more

Mar 14, 2013 9:10 AM Specials