Time to play it dynamic. Feel the pulse — the heartbeat — over this Leo/Leo New Moon (conjunct Venus) this Saturday. The blues is just/right around the corner. The blues will still be here next week, when once again we speak. I suggest you fill your basket with joy to balance out your fate before it’s too…
e LEO (7.23-8.22) Congratulations! It’s the Year of the Cat, and you’re where it’s at! Work through the debris ’til Saturday at 3:33, for the Leo/Leo New Moon conjunct Venus! Party with the one you love ’til Tuesday morning, when your economic world brutally wakes you from your dream. Something there will prove (in 3 weeks) to be not as it now would seem?
f VIRGO (8.23-9.22) Get ready! Your ruler Mercury is about to go retrograde in your sign on Tuesday, August 2nd! It’s gonna be all on you, and the rumor is/will be that it’s all gonna be your fault, too. Ahoy, there! Virgos (especially those born in August!) should be ready for at least 3 weeks in the barrel, mateys. Ask a Pisces seaman what that means… You might like it!
g LIBRA (9.23-10.22) You’ve got it made! Either the king and queen love you, or you are a king or queen and you’ll love yourself. Either way you win, my friend. Next week the world goes crazy, but it works for you as long as you meditate first, and second — aren’t lazy. A Virgo offers the key at a party for your symphony/sympathy, for the music that you want/wish your life to be. Sing along the song that you want to be, and then sing it royally for the royalty that you wish to be. Dream on… Sing on… Dream on…
h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22) This is your weekend to shine! Put it all out there, on the line. Put it all on Black 13 and spin the roulette wheel of life and love, fame and fortune one more time, and then you’ll know what I mean. Rule # 1 in MojoPoker is don’t bet if you can’t afford to lose. Rule #2 is don’t not bet when you can’t afford not to win. Rule #3: Show me a happy loser, and I’ll show you a steady loser.
i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21) Your property outlook doesn’t work with the higher-ups. It’s okay. Wait a week or 3… Around August 9th, you get a glimpse of who/what (in this lifetime) you(’ll) want to be.
j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20) Fun time! Kids, creativity, royalty, lookin’ for fun and “feline” groovy during the Leo/Leo New Moon and Sun in the Year of the Cat on your honey-bun weekend. Saturn is exalted in Libra at the mid-heaven, as Venus kisses royal kitty booty on the nadir.
k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19) Please read Virgo. There’s unexpected opposition for you during these next 3 weeks. BIG bump in the road on Saturday, August 13th, which is the Full Moon in your sign. Low profile ’til almost September, when it’ll be time to remember to think about school — or will you continue playing the fool?
l PISCES (2.20-3.20) You’re at the beginning. It’s a long beginning. Right now, you’re potentializing for the next 13 years of Neptune, your esoteric ruler, transiting through Pisces. Lesson #1: Neptune rules the indefinable. If you can define something, it’s not Neptune. See the problem? No, you don’t! If you could see the problem, you could define it — and it wouldn’t be Neptune. I can/will help you. I haven’t defined myself for years. One key to/in the mystery will be “purple.” You’ll see…
a ARIES (3.21-4.20) Mars in Gemini. Last good week to read/write a book, get along with your brothers and sisters, sing your song and “handle” your blisters. (Maybe try holding the magazine in your other hand?) The keyword/note this weekend for you is “pleasure.” Find a king or queen to serve, or serve yourself royally. Hey! How long you gonna be in there?
b TAURUS (4.21-5.20) Here’s the weekend you’ve been waiting for! If you can’t score this Saturday on the Leo/Leo New Moon conjunct your ruler Venus, you’re out the door and you’ve got to work on your philosophy some more. Something’s basically wrong. Hint: Hey Bo! You’ll never be/make a “10” with a double chin.
c GEMINI (5.21-6.21) Please read Virgo. Someone’s going to ask you for help as a “kindred spirit.” They’re just trying/going to pull you down to hell along with ’em, if you let ’em. Sometimes the word “no” is the (only) way to go…
d CANCER (6.22-7.22) Well, this last month was the most complaining/irritating transit I’ve ever been through. You must be an emotional mess! That’s my guess. Let’s take a deep breath… Stand on your head for a minute. Turn your world upside down. That makes a smile out of a frown. House together? Then, economy (your 2nd House) comes next. (Xanax)