Thank you, Wakan Tanka, the Amerindian spirit of the plains, for such beautiful weather during this marvelous Indian summer of 2011. See what a set of unified good vibes can accomplish as we surf with/amidst the waves of nature, together. When you run out of things to do, you/we can always study Mother Nature. Eventually, we all will. Peace and love to the departed…


g LIBRA (9.23-10.22)  Ka boom! Venus just entered Scorpio and now here comes Mercury, in a game of tag which lasts ’til Thanksgiving, when Mercury retrogrades to give you a set to regret ’til a week before Christmas. It’s seXXXy, it’s fun, and you won’t wake (up) ’til it’s done! Have fun…and oh, $ince they’re now in your 2nd theoretical House, here come$ the “mon,” Hon. Your lucky number is 2.

h SCORPIO (10.23-11.22)  What have you got up your sorcerer’s sleeve for the coming season of All Hallows Eve? Magique is as magique does. You’re on a 6-week journey. Study yourself, your views on sex, your views on making BIG money, life and death; 5 of your favorite studies. Your season is upon us, and 13 is your lucky number. Study the Maya. To them, half of 13 is 7. Meditate on that…

i SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.21)  Resist the temptation to party. You’ve got bigger fish to fry than just getting lucky again for another weekend. Hey, if that/this is your “weak end,” then what’s your strong end? Save up your end for the end of October, and the masquerade ball on the Halloween weekend. Then you can/will wake up November 3rd (as Mercury and Venus enter Sagittarius, hand in hand), and be somebody to be heard! ’Til then, your lucky number is numero uno, Gringo.

j CAPRICORN (12.22-1.20)  How did you do? Did death come and visit you? Me too. Ben Harper says, “If it wasn’t for death, no one would give a fuck about God.” After her departure, my dear momma channeled to me, “When death is nothing, nothing is nothing. Finally, we are free.” More beings leave their bodies during Scorpio than any other sign. Pluto’s in your sign. Your number is 13. You’ll know what I mean. December-born Capricorns are feeling “compelled”…

k AQUARIUS (1.21-2.19)  If you’re a Saturnian, death of some sort just visited and found entry into your harmony (the Sun conjunct Saturn in Libra). If Uranian, you’re doing the “difficulties at the beginnings” complaining “againing.” Your rebirth will show YOU what you’re worth. Your numbers are 7 and 11.

l PISCES (2.20-3.20)  Pray to the 11:00 p.m. (Omax time) Jupiter, rising to the east, retrograde in Taurus. Ask him, “Where’s the feast?” Tell him you’re the guest from the west, and are only used to the best. He’ll tell you on Christmas Day, you’ll have your day/way/say. That’s when Jupiter’ll pay. ’Til then, do something nice for someone without reflection on your own benefit; then the benefit will reflect back unto you. Generosity attracts luck. Yours is number 9.

a ARIES (3.21-4.20)  Happy half-birthday! This last/past Full Moon was in your sign, and that’s why you’re finding it so hard to unwind. At least you’re finding it… You’re a samurai rogue warrior searching for your master, a schoolteacher flirting with disaster — a reject from the Plaster Casters? You gotta find SOMEBODY BIG in/for your life. Your number’s 5… This be from Dr. Jive.

b TAURUS (4.21-5.20)  Here comes a Libra… Finally, someone to talk to! Ooops! Now it’s a Scorpio; someone you “feel you can talk to”? And for November, a Sagittarius that you’ll remember (talking to?)! Hey! Are you just God’s little cosmic birthday gift getting passed around the zodiac? Hey! My birthday’s coming up, and your/our lucky number is 2!

c GEMINI (5.21-6.21)  Please read Taurus, twice. That’s your lucky number 2, too. Then, read Libra and Scorpio. They all apply to you. Soon, you’ll know why and who…

d CANCER (6.22-7.22)  Get ready. Snow’s a month away! That’s what feels real for Miguel Jose to say. It’s the night of the year, and you are the king/queen of the night scene. All things of culture are born at night. Fill your mind, room, house, life and your autumn and winter with the highest fruits of culture — art.

e LEO (7.23-8.22)  You are hot to trot and wearin’ red to get ahead, señors y señoritas. Mars is heating up the action to your satisfaction ’til the Full Moon in Taurus on November 10th, giving you a chorus of compassion and strength! You’re a week away, from Miguel Jose. Ole! Heche le, Vaya te! Sus numero tres es.

f VIRGO (8.23-9.22)  Please read Gemini, et al. Hey! You’re good at filing, aren’t cha? Okay. File this: You’re starting to entertain relatives throughout October, and then in November it’s “home sweet home,”(!) all/on your own. How does the MOJO “gnome”? All from the Golden Troll of Rock n’ Roll, MOJOPO(em). (Anything for a rhyme, anytime.)

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