Let’s take it back to the “Primitive Beauty.” The media hype surrounding the “end of the world” had/has it all wrong. (Whatever sells, right?) The focus of the Aztec, Mayan and Incan culture’s galactic synchronicity around December 21st-23rd should have emphasized not the end — but rather, a/the new beginning. I can feel it. Before the Iron-Age conquistadors smashed through the Bronze-Age weapons of the Mesoamericans’ culture, they were not just a group of native spearchuckers. Instead, they were the greatest mathematicians/astronomers of all time. Let’s meditate on the primitive beauty ’til the Europeans show up in the picture next week — when once again, we speak. —K’uhul Mut Ahaw


j CAPRICORN (12.21-1.18)  The party’s almost over. Did you get lucky last week? Here comes the unexpected! Aquarius always blasts in unexpectedly — just like its natives. The Sun enters Aquarius on Saturday the 19th, at 3:52 in the afternoon, Omax time. Time to pay (Pan) the piper. Have you noticed a lot of devilish, mischievous, little pranks/mishaps following you around? Guess how the MOJO knows?

k AQUARIUS (1.19-2.17)  Wake up! It’s your turn to burn, next! You are the electric fire for hire. You’ve got this whole winter to rewire the red vehicle of your desire (an Aries!) on April 1st — that has no reverse! Pedal to the metal! Balls (tires?) to the walls. Let blue-lightning inspiration feed you with the electric, light-blue voudou that you do ’til spring vacation. Trust me. RRRRrrrrmmmmm…

l PISCES (2.18-3.19)  Jupiterians: Another week ’til you/we speak. Jupiter will be moving direct in early Gemini. Neptunians: Just keep your boat afloat. Hide from the flu — or it’ll get through to you — ’til late on Wednesday, the 23rd. That’s the word. That’s all he wrote… —MoJoPoet

a ARIES (3.20-4.18)  You are the leader of the pack. A new, exciting idea is trying to be born with you at the forefront — but of what? It’s just sooooo BIG that you’re going to have to wait ’til your birthday to open the present! In general, you don’t start something during mid-winter. It’s against the flow. No momentum. No following. It’s just too easy to let the TV remote rule what’s left of your mind. Here comes an unusual Aquarian with some unusual ideas. “I wonder what it feels like?” Sound familiar?

b TAURUS (4.19-5.19)  Brass tacks for 2 more weeks…then, back to the rack! Meditate. Study/do yoga. Hint: You cannot do yoga on a full stomach. Meditate first. If you pay off an old debt (not necessarily of an economic nature), you can get unexpectedly lucky during the first week in February as your ruler, the lovely Venus, moves into nefarious Aquarius. How do you expect the unexpected? Check out Cancer for a clue.

c GEMINI (5.20-6.19)  You’ve got a shot at the BIG TIME! It starts right away, leading up to Monday, the 21st. It’s your day! Hallelujah! “We shall overcome!” Whip it out! …And happy birthday, Reverend Dr. King! Scream and shout! Let it all hang out! Tuesday is for chitchat ’bout dis and dat, but you finish fine by 9:00.

d CANCER (6.20-7.21)  When you do peek out of your shell… When you do speak out, it’s like, “What in the hell!” We can tell by the smell that something’s a-burning with a yearning concerning what you should/could be learning. It’s patience. Hide for at least one more week. Fools should hide out for nine more. Are you worthy of the unexpected? Can you stand outside…? Can you handle the unexpected? How would you handle the unexpected…(perhaps humbly)? Hide for a week, ’til next we speak.

e LEO (7.22-8.21)  The next Full Moon has your name on it. For the chicks, it kicks! For the cats, it’s time for you to be auditioning your new acts! You’ll have all day to play on Saturday, the 26th. The Full Moon hits late, at 10:38. It’ll mark a great half-birthday; when things just magically start to turn/burn your way.

f VIRGO (8.22-9.21)  It’s your week! Your 6th House of work and health are about to get activated early, as Mercury and the Sun enter Aquarius hand-in-hand. Everybody loves a middleman/-woman who’s read the script, knows the story, and leads us down the path to glory. A good middleman/-woman remains invisible. Your individuality is your truth and your truth is your individuality, that’s for sure. That’s what they are/will be paying you for.

g LIBRA (9.22-10.21)  Break out of hibernating in your seasonal little shell, dungeon, cell, hideout, Shangri-La, ashram, aquarium, apartment, Mecca, slum, castle or pad this Saturday. Give humanity another shot at entertaining you with what they got and what you need. True, he or she who never meditates is destined for a life of darkness. But he or she who only meditates is destined for a life of greater darkness. Mix it up on Saturday and get into the light.

h SCORPIO (10.22-11.20)  Mars is in your 4th House, heating things up! Stay warm…just don’t burn the place down. Pluto’s still tired from the holiday season. $omewhere, hidden amid$t the revelry debri$, there are $ome economic clue$ for thee — adding up to $ome BIG MONEY.

i SAGITTARIUS (11.21-12.20)  Another week before we speak, when your ruler Jupiter moves direct in your opposite sign of Gemini. How do you look through the eyes of others?

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