Happy March! Do not yet awaken from the Night of the Year, my children and friends. We are in the last few hours (weeks) before dawn; the time of the deepest sleep, our most rewarding dreams and freest aspirations. Dare to be different and kiss logic goodbye for just a little bit longer, as we drink deep from the primal ooze. Glub, glub… Nighty-night… Sweet dreams… ’Til spring.


l PISCES (2.18-3.19)  Moonday is crazzzy day; especially if this is your birth week! Wake at dawn on the 4th, as the Sun rises hand in hand with retrograding Mercury. Use/gamble with any seeming confusion and see how sometimes crazzzy can work for thee. Tuesday’s blues-day. Late on Wednesday evening the retrograding Mercury conjuncts Venus in Pisces. Sure, it’s been a lonely winter, but still; what will it help to wake up with a loser? You win or you lose, depending on how/who/when/what you chose. Choose purple.

a ARIES (3.20-4.18)  Red! You always prefer to be first in everything, right? Even so, try to keep it in your pants for one more, short, tiny, itty bitty Moon/month worth of “da blues.” March is your time/month to dream. You’ll awaken soon, by the next Fool Moon. Blue and red make purple. Now, read Pisces above, and tell me who and what you love?

b TAURUS (4.19-5.19)  A Pisces has the key for thee. Your color is light green, and it would seem that you’re playing your own worst enemy in the drama of life. Why do/would you punish yourself — unless your religion told you that you/we were/are all “originally” bad? That explanation would work in/signify a martial (Mars) culture, where punishment is de rigueur. Here, on the threshold of the en-lighten-ing Aquarian Age, we’ll have an opportunity to transcend. Only Venus can resolve Mars. Love is the way — and I can/will prove it.

c GEMINI (5.20-6.19)  You’ve got 3 weeks to drink, think and meditate — and you’re already (still gonna be) late! Did I mention that it’s ALL your fault? Time to take a break. Everyone else is… There’s some dubious talk about your reputation (10th House), and whether drinking and/or substances (Pisces) are rocking your boat, Captain. Hell’s be(a)lls… Hiccup! Oooops! Have another drink and forget ’em! Slate blue/grey.

d CANCER (6.20-7.21)  Wear snow white tonight and slow dance with the dwarves. This is the sexxxiest weekend we’ve had in 2013. I see multicolored underwear strewn all across the universe of your mind/car/house/apartment/library(?)/bathroom/office/boss’s office bathroom, and I hear the moans and groans. Let Venus (in Pisces) come between us. OOOOooooo… OOOoo, ooo, ooo…

e LEO (7.22-8.21)  All the action is with other people’s money — but you can’t trust anyone right now, can you? Better wait and see who exposes themselves for what they really are, and keep in mind yourself and your own benefit. If you let them act as they will, they will have to let you react as you will — in April. Gather gold.

f VIRGO (8.22-9.21)  It ain’t your world — right now. All your power is in your partnerships. I would suggest low-profiling, silent industriousness, listening for a change (you can take that last statement 2 ways), and waiting for/’til April.

g LIBRA (9.22-10.21)  It’s all work and health (6th House), and the odds are 50/50 (the Sun, the retrograde Mercury, and Venus, Mars and Neptune are all in Pisces) in their favor; or so it may seem… You’re black and white.

h SCORPIO (10.22-11.20)  Your 5th House of outdoor activity is all lit up. You find pleasure in puttering around with your children, your art and your creativity. Hey! How about teeing up to all 3? It’s your weekend, with fabulous aspects to the Moon in Scorpio. I think maybe you got a chance to score that proverbial hole-in-one in the big golf game of life. Fore! Playing through! Your bag is black and burgundy.

i SAGITTARIUS (11.21-12.20)  Right now the constellation of Orion the Hunter has Jupiter in its arrow sight, in Gemini. Where is your arrow pointing? Jupiter is in your opposite sign ’til almost the end of June, and then it opens up the garden gate to an opportune year for you to learn the joys and lessons of good gardening techniques. Pisces is a water sign. Time to sprout. Royal blue is you.

j CAPRICORN (12.21-1.18)  You are the white of snow. AUM… Wake up at dawn on Saturday and do your yoga — whatever that means to you. “Yoga” means “union.” Its primary goal is the unification of our different selves; the body, mind, emotions, spirit, and the soul — which functions as a barometer between the body and spirit — our psychic sense. After becoming one within ourselves, only then are we worthy/entitled to be truly at one — creator and creation. AUM…

k AQUARIUS (1.19-2.17)  You are the electric light blue of lightning/electricity. You are generating the energy to move ahead full-throttle on March 28th! Make it beautiful, make it the truth, make it for the good of all and to express your individuality. You’ll find that it’s a 6-year project.

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